alternatehistory.com wiki

User Tools

Site Tools

Trace:
offtopic:roguebeaver

Differences

This shows you the differences between two versions of the page.

Link to this comparison view

Both sides previous revisionPrevious revision
Next revision		Previous revision
offtopic:roguebeaver [2010/03/07 02:28] – RogueBeaverofftopic:roguebeaver [2022/09/10 16:45] (current) – admin
Line 1: Line 1:
-== == Rogue Beaver == == +(profile deleted on request)
- +
- +
- +
- +
-"Cautious Canuck" from Montreal, and regarded as an alright guy by [[mmmeee0]]. Kexpert, along with [[offtopic: Emperor Norton I]]. Contributor to post-1900 and PolChat. Knows far too much about Canadian and Quebec politics, American politics in the 1960s, and specifically the following figures: +
- +
-1) Richard Nixon +
- +
- +
-2) Robert Kennedy +
- +
- +
-3) Maurice Duplessis  +
- +
- +
-4) Ferdinand Marcos +
- +
- +
-[[offtopic:Kengdom]] +
-[[offtopic:Kennedyarchy]] +
-[[offtopic:Maurice Duplessis]] +
- +
----- +
- +
- +
-Politics: RogueBeaver is best known as a Blue Tory and conservative Republican, though partial to moderate Democrats such as Robert Kennedy and Bill Clinton. Card-carrying member of the Canadian Tories. RogueBeaver was elected a FFF Deputy for Alsace-Lorraine in August 2009, and was subsequently elected Speaker of the Vicariate Estates. Finally, he became Vice-Vicar under Susano. His planned entry into federal politics was not to be, following the permanent dissolution of the AH.Com Imperial Republic and its Government on September 24, 2009.  +
- +
-RogueBeaver's "debate" with Emperor Norton is the extent of RFK's centrism. He goes by Bill Clinton, the founder of New Democracy himself. +
----- +
- +
- +
-Most Siggable Posters: +
- +
-Abdul Hadi Pasha, Leo Caesius, Ian the Admin, Thande +
----- +
- +
- +
----- +
- +
-Honourary Sigs +
- +
- +
-Ian on Hate-Crimes Flame War: Boys, please play nice with each other or I'll have to spank you. In a totally straight heterosexual way. +
- +
- +
-Abdul on Northstar: But I understand that this is due to insecurities that I would have too, had I your obvious intellectual limitations. +
- +
-Abdul on Shaky Cam: Epileptic photographers, evidently. +
- +
-Abdul on Prison Franchise Denial: I love Christians. They're so forgiving and tolerant. +
- +
-Leo on Louisiana interracial couple: "Living in a Latin neighborhood, I often make time to engage in a bout of brisk Latino beatings, at least whenever my schedule permits. It's the most dangerous game" +
- +
-Abdul on Failed-State Ottoman Cliche: So "Sick Man" is not really appropriate, it's "Gang-Raped Man". +
- +
- +
-Imajin on Nude Marge Simpson: "I want documentary evidence that the ink consented to be used in such a manner: otherwise it is rape." +
- +
-Leo on Obama's NPP: "Since when did it become against the law to state undeniable facts? What sort of horrible PC thought policeman are you?" +
- +
-Emperor Norton on Bill Clinton's roving eye: "Secret Service to kitchen; we have a "hammock" at the podium. Repeat, we have a "hammock" at the podium. Bring ice immediately; the League of Women's voters isn't going to like this."[/QUOTE] +
- +
-Thande on Unsecured Paki Nukes: "I'm sure the Pakistanis have excellent bike locks..." +
- +
-Falconshark on Attempted Klaus Ouster: "Meh, everything sounds evil once you're East of the Channel. It's like everything sounds angry in Japanese." +
- +
----- +
- +
-  +
- +
-Beaver's Laws +
- +
-1) There are always ballistic questions on assassinations, no matter how inane. +
- +
-2) Blue Dogs have no spine, Southern Democrats vary. +
- +
-3) Never mention Karl Rove, Dick Cheney or George W. Bush in company. +
- +
-4) Canada is always viewed as a liberal paradise, no matter who resides at 24 Sussex +
- +
-5) Senators-turned-POTUS are parliamentary ignoramuses. When they're gurus, the manure hits the fan. +
- +
-6) Never trust Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid with any substantial legislation +
- +
-7) Sarah Palin must be offered as a sacrificial lamb to preserve Republican sanity for 2016. +
- +
-8) Conservative views are marketable if done properly. Jindal and Crist should take note of Thatcher and Reagan in this regard. +
- +
-9) American Political Bases are Politically Expendable. See President Obama, DADT. +
- +
-10) GMB is as subtle as Rush Limbaugh.  +
- +
- +
-11) RFK's political compass is somewhere in between Bill and Hillary, usually the former. +
- +
-12) When in need of event security, hire an Israeli firm. +
- +
-13) When controversial social policies are discussed, the chances of Administrative intervention grow closer to 1. +
- +
-14) If a DBWI says "X City Nuked", do not open. Invariably there is a CSA or a General Secretary GMB. +
- +
-15) There are no political saints, only varying degrees of sinners. +
- +
- +
-Beaver's Favourite Quotes:  +
- +
-"Education is like alcohol, some people can't take it."- Maurice Duplessis +
-  +
-"Liberals are sick"- Robert Kennedy +
- +
-"Santa is Thande"- Ryder +
- +
-" Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription"- Mackenzie King +
- +
-" If you want to be filled with Pablum and tranquilizers, vote for some other candidate."- Robert Kennedy +
- +
-" You are repetitious and dumb."- Ferdinand Marcos +
- +
- +
----- +
- +
-Most Sarcastic +
- +
- +
- +
-1) Ferdinand Marcos +
- +
- +
-2) Robert Kennedy +
- +
- +
-3) Abdul Hadi Pasha +
----- +
- +
- +
- +
- +
- +
----- +
- +
- +
-Kennedy Portfolio +
-  * [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=136552#Flight of Fate]] Flight of Fate +
-  *[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=138467#Cradling Camelot]] Cradling Camelot +
- +
- +
-Future Projects +
----- +
-Margin of Error (collaborative, Basileus Giorgios): Thatcher survives November 1990. +
-Mourning in America: Reagan dies, 1981- the aftermath. +
-Bleu c. Bleu: Quebec Liberal Party becomes extinct, as Union Nationale and PQ become Quebec's leading political parties. +
-V for Vendetta: Pierre Laporte lives in 1970, and the Quebec Liberal Party wishes he hadn't. +
- +
-P.S.: All TL idea suggestions are welcome, so PM me, comment, etc! +
- +
- +
offtopic/roguebeaver.txt · Last modified: 2022/09/10 16:45 by admin
Donate Powered by PHP Valid HTML5 Valid CSS Driven by DokuWiki