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-====== Rogue Beaver ====== +(profile deleted ​on request)
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-"​Cautious Canuck"​ from [[Montreal]],​ and regarded as an alright guy by [[mmmeee0]]. [[kennedyarchy|Kennedy buff]], along with [[offtopic: Emperor Norton I]]. Contributor to post-1900 and PolChat. Political junkie, especially Canadian, American, European and Australian politics. +
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-====Politics==== +
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-RogueBeaver is best known as a Blue Tory and conservative Republican, though partial to reforming centre-leftists such as Bob Hawke, Paul Keating, Matteo Renzi, Gerhard Schroder and Tony Blair. +
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-====Thoughts ​on AH.com posters and sigs ==== +
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-== Most Siggable Posters== +
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-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha]], [[Leo Caesius]], [[Ian]] the Admin, [[Thande]] +
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-==Honourary Sigs== +
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-[[Ian]] on Hate-Crimes Flame War: Boys, please play nice with each other or I'll have to spank you. In a totally straight heterosexual way. +
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-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on [[Northstar]]:​ But I understand that this is due to insecurities that I would have too, had I your obvious intellectual limitations. +
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-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Shaky Cam: Epileptic photographers,​ evidently. +
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-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Prison Franchise Denial: I love Christians. They'​re so forgiving and tolerant. +
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-[[Leo Caesius|Leo]] on Louisiana interracial couple: "​Living in a Latin neighborhood,​ I often make time to engage in a bout of brisk Latino beatings, at least whenever my schedule permits. It's the most dangerous game"​ +
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-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Failed-State Ottoman Cliche: So "Sick Man" is not really appropriate,​ it's "​Gang-Raped Man"​. +
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-[[offtopic:​Imajin]] on Nude Marge Simpson: "I want documentary evidence that the ink consented to be used in such a manner: otherwise it is rape."​ +
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-Leo on Obama'​s NPP: "Since when did it become against the law to state undeniable facts? What sort of horrible PC thought policeman are you?"​ +
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-[[Emperor Norton I|Emperor Norton]] on Bill Clinton'​s roving eye: "​Secret Service to kitchen; we have a "​hammock"​ at the podium. Repeat, we have a "​hammock"​ at the podium. Bring ice immediately;​ the League of Women'​s voters isn't going to like this."​ +
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-[[Thande]] on Unsecured Pakistani Nukes: "​I'​m sure the Pakistanis have excellent bike locks..."​ +
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-[[Falconshark]] on Attempted Klaus Ouster: "Meh, everything sounds evil once you're East of the Channel. It's like everything sounds angry in Japanese."​ +
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-==== Beaver'​s Laws ==== +
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-1) There are always ballistic questions on assassinations,​ no matter how inane. +
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-2) Blue Dogs have no spine, Southern Democrats vary. +
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-3) Canada is always viewed as a liberal paradise, no matter who resides at 24 Sussex +
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-4) Senators-turned-POTUS are parliamentary ignoramuses. When they'​re gurus, the manure hits the fan. +
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-5) Pessimistic conservatives lose. Optimistic ones win. +
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-6) Political ability always trumps resume in general elections. +
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-7) When in need of event security, hire an Israeli firm. +
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-8) When controversial social policies are discussed, the chances of Administrative intervention grow closer to 1. +
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-9) If a DBWI says "X City Nuked",​ do not open. Invariably there is a CSA or a General Secretary GMB. +
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-10There are no political saints, only varying degrees of sinners. +
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-==== Beaver'​s Favourite Quotes ====  +
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-"​Education is like alcohol, some people can't take it."- Maurice Duplessis +
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-"There can be no liberty without economic liberty."​ - Margaret Thatcher +
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-"Santa is Thande."​- [[Ryder]] +
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-" Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription."​- Mackenzie King +
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-" If you want to be filled with Pablum and tranquilizers,​ vote for some other candidate."​- Robert Kennedy +
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-==== Navigation ==== +
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