Quiet Man lost an arm wrestling with a tiger prawn in the Zambesi River and has posted proof on this on the Intraweb.
During his long convalescence at his home in Kent, he has taken to throwing wheelchairs at people.
He is also known for burning pagans on weekends, though no-one has yet discovered just how he deems who is and who isn't a pagan.
He has denied being Iain Duncan Smith.
He has completed writing a timeline concerning King Henry IX.
He has completed a short story called “The Gift.”
Resident Little Englander™