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offtopic:phonespammers [2011/01/23 07:20] Petikeofftopic:phonespammers [2019/03/29 15:13] (current) – external edit 127.0.0.1
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 Many Phonespammers have afflicted the forum, although there is no proof that they aren't all the same dribbling, demented moron in Lagos.  Many Phonespammers have afflicted the forum, although there is no proof that they aren't all the same dribbling, demented moron in Lagos. 
  
-[[The Bald Imposter]] gave the archetypal name "Charles Akawele" as the signature on fake spam, and this has often been adopted as a name for spammerkind. [[Nekromans]] has suggested that the worst possible combination would be "Charles Akawelskian", a half-Polish, half-Armenian spammer.+[[The Bald Imposter|Burton K Wheeler]] gave the archetypal name "Charles Akawele" as the signature on fake spam, and this has often been adopted as a name for spammerkind. [[Nekromans]] has suggested that the worst possible combination would be "Charles Akawelskian", a half-Polish, half-Armenian spammer.
  
 See also [[Kill Claiming]]. See also [[Kill Claiming]].
  
 +There was also this one guy who attempted to sell new identities as well as diplomatic IDs.  How he would he possibly seel you this is not known, due to nobody actually purchasing his wares.
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 ==== Other Spammer types ==== ==== Other Spammer types ====
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   * Shoespammers: **nike100**   * Shoespammers: **nike100**
   * Russian Ropespammers: **hoosomswoopsy**   * Russian Ropespammers: **hoosomswoopsy**
 +  * Mimicspammers: **Leona74** and her gals, who just repeat random sentences from earlier in the thread. 
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 ==== Famous Spammer Quotes ==== ==== Famous Spammer Quotes ====
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   * Prodigious Britain //(based on a mistranslation of 'Great' Britain)//   * Prodigious Britain //(based on a mistranslation of 'Great' Britain)//
  
-==== In fiction ====+---- 
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 +==== In AH.com fiction ==== 
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 +In //**[[stories:Luaky Commer]]**//, [[Thande]] used the Phonespammers of Azerbaijan as the equivalent of the Dementors of Azkaban in the original. They are capable of administering the Phonespammer's Kiss, which consists of spitting iPods into a victim's mouth until he chokes. Phonespammers can be driven off by the Spamfilterus Charm and their spine-chilling effects undone by taking genuine prescription Viagra.  
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 +They are the direct (and apt) equivalent of Warhammer 40 000's Tyrannids in //**[[Banhammer 40k]]**//, where they are known under the name "Spammerids"
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 +Phonespammers also occasionally feature in [[Thande]]'s //**[[stories:AH.com Wars]]**// spoof. They exist mainly so that [[IronYuppie]] can snap their necks.  
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-[[Thande]], in [[Luaky Commer]], used the Phonespammers of Azerbaijan as the equivalent of the Dementors of Azkaban in the original. They are capable of administering the Phonespammer's Kiss, which consists of spitting iPods into a victim's mouth until he chokes. Phonespammers can be driven off by the Spamfilterus Charm and their spine-chilling effects undone by taking genuine prescription Viagra. +==== See Also ====
  
-They are the direct (and apt) equivalent of Tyrannids in [[Banhammer40k]], known under the name "Spammerids".+**[[Kill Claiming]]**
  
-Phonespammers also occasionally feature in [[AH.com Wars]], mainly so [[IronYuppie]] can snap their necks. +**[[Trolls]]**
  
 +**[[Sockpuppet]]**
  
 +**[[Hall of Infamy]]**
  
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