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-A native of [[offtopic:Durham]] (emphatically not a Geordie). Quite possibly the most sarcastic person in the entire universe.
+A [[Britain|British]] native of [[offtopic:Durham]] (emphatically not a Geordie).
+==== Claims to Fame ====
-==== Obsessions ====
+* Quite possibly the most sarcastic person in the entire universe.\\
+* He's also the Protector of [[offtopic:Cyprus]].\\
+* He also started the [[Landshark Offensive]].\\
-  * Shoes
-  * Frock coats
+==== Obsessions ====
+  * Shoes\\
+  * Frock coats\\
+  * [[offtopic:IronYuppie]]\\
-  * [[offtopic:IronYuppie]]
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   * //(In response to [[offtopic:The Bald Imposter]]: After reading that, I forgive you everything, Landshark.//) Terrific. Now I'll have to go and do some new stuff. :mad:
-===== AH.com Series =====
+  * I've a theory that both left and right are actually all secretly members of the opposite political faction and that they're engaged in a scheme to discredit the other side.
+  * After our women, our oceans, and our magnetic core, our apostrophes are the things most desired by aliens.
+==== Landshark's Second Law ====
+  * An arguement will be considered lost by the Party of the First Part (here after known as Steve) when Steve shall inform the Party of the Second Part (here after known as Ramona) that Ramona should already know why Steve's arguement makes sense and that it's not up to Steve to explain why Ramona should already know.
+==== In AH.com Fiction ====
+=== a.) In AH.com The Series ===
+Landshark's character is the chief pilot of the [[stories:AH.com Ship]], but often gets drafted into the security service. Several writers have expressed problems with trying to write his character as anything other than 'Angry Brit', a characterisation which he tends to react with, er, anger to.  He and [[offtopic:IronYuppie]] are in a long-standing sexual relationship where IronYuppie is clearly the dominant partner.
+In the opening episode of Series 4 of the Series, [[stories:KUNG FU BOB VS. THE CLONEMASTER]], [[Dave Howery]] had [[Ian]] temporarily have all the writers make Landshark a heroic and much-admired character, or [[Super55#Landshark55]] as [[Thande]] put it. Although this was only meant to be a one-episode joke, Landshark has continued to appear in more heroic roles in subsequent episodes, and this has become something of a running joke.
-Landshark's character is the chief pilot of the [[offtopic:AH.com Ship]], but often gets drafted into the security service. Several writers have expressed problems with trying to write his character as anything other than 'Angry Brit', a characterisation which he tends to react with, er, anger to.  He and [[offtopic:IronYuppie]] are in a long-standing sexual relationship where IronYuppie is clearly the dominant partner.
+Starting in the episode [[stories:LUST SLAVES OF THE MONKEY GOD]], he developed a new schtick by which he'd have a sudden flash of insight and, upon being asked to explain it, simply reply "Hey, I'm British!"
+=== b.) Other works ===
-==== In other fiction ====
+In //**[[stories:Luaky Commer]]**//, Landshark fulfils the Professor Flitwick role, teaching Alternate Culture.
-In [[offtopic:Luaky Commer]], Landshark fulfils the Professor Flitwick role, teaching Alternate Culture.
+In //**[[stories:AH.COM WARS]]**//, Landshark was the real identity of '[[stories:Darth Gaydar]]' and [[offtopic:luakel]]'s father.
-In [[offtopic:AH.COM WARS]] Landshark was the real identity of '[[offtopic:Darth Gaydar]]' and [[offtopic:luakel]]'s father.
+The character of Pete Chambers from [[offtopic:Thande]]'s //**[[stories:Moonstruck]]**// was also based on him.
-The character of Pete Chambers from [[offtopic:Thande]]'s [[timelines:Moonstruck]] was also based on him.
+Appears in [[Doctor What]]'s //**[[stories:Snake Oil]]**//, as Peter Chambers.