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| ==== Kit ==== | ====== Kit ====== |
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| **Kit** | |
| //aka, Kitjed23// | //aka, Kitjed23// |
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| Kit was a long time lurker on the [[offtopic:Old Board]], but has become a regular participant in the chat forums over the last few years. He still lurks on the main history forums (occasionally posting on European industrialisation, and Twentieth Century politics threads). | A British member from [[Wales]] (though nowadays, he mostly works in [[England]]). Kit was a long time lurker on the [[offtopic:Old Board]], but has become a regular participant in the chat forums over the last few years. He still lurks on the main history forums (occasionally posting on European industrialisation, and Twentieth Century politics threads). |
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| Kit spends most of his time exchanging [[offtopic:homoendo]] with various willing members of the board, both gay and straight, especially 'the sexy bugger' aka '[[offtopic:Fellatio Nelson]]'. He sees it as his duty to convert as many suitable (ie, good looking) board members to the wonderful world of gaysexuality and to enthrall, entertain, and mentally scar the others with his wit, style and natural erudite crudity. | Kit spends most of his time exchanging [[offtopic:homoendo]] with various willing members of the board, both gay and straight, especially 'the sexy bugger' aka '[[offtopic:Fellatio Nelson]]'. He sees it as his duty to convert as many suitable (ie, good looking) board members to the wonderful world of gaysexuality and to enthrall, entertain, and mentally scar the others with his wit, style and natural erudite crudity. |
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| Kit is well known for starting really, really long threads. | Kit is well known for starting really, really long threads. |
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| | Having worked for some time at the Houses of Parliament, he famously head-butted David Cameron and also (for the sake of political neutrality) got John Prescott in the kidneys with a tray in the canteen. Having retired from this career of political extremism, he then got himself a law degree in Wales. |
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| | ==== Baldian Smileyology ==== |
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| | According to [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-990106|Baldian Smileyology]], Kit is associated with the ;) smiley. |
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| | ==== In AH.com Fiction ==== |
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| | In the //**[[stories:AH.com The Series]]**// and //**[[stories:AH.com the Movie]]**//, Kit is a member of the //[[stories:AH.com Ship|MES AH.com]]//, theoretically responsible for Communications. In practice of course his role is to make innuendoey quips and get into hilarious sitcom situations. |
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| | In //**[[stories:Luaky Commer]]**//, Kit is a student in Fudgepacker House. |
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| | In //**[[stories:AH.com Wars]]**//, Kit is the Yoda figure and founder of the [[stories:Kitjedi]]. |
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| | In //**[[stories:A Pirate Novella]]**//, Kit is the bosun of the //Pseudoantidisestablishmentarian//. |
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