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Hashashia

An AH religion mainly propagated and spread by Hashasheen; its self-declared prophet, it contains several Books in its Tome of Awesomeness. This religion advocates drunken brawls, random sex and alcohol abuse.


The Ten Commandments

As all religions do, there are a set of principles that govern Hashashism:

1. “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”

2. Coming Soon!


The Books of Hashashia

The Zeroth Book; Creation, Destruction and Evolution:

It is here that the great prophet describes the creation of the world “Two big gods decide that they wanna blow shit up, shit gets blown up, and here we are.”

The First Book; When Hashasheen struck down Jesus, King of the Jews:

It was here that the great prophet fought his rival for the faith of the multitudes, and though Jesus accepted the attack with grace, the prophet took revenge on his pacifistic ways by arranging for his cruxification.

https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-2422330

The Second Book; He who fought the Machine and won:

AS TRM attempted to defend his beloved messiah, he was struck down by the prophet of Hashahism, and despite later heretical attempts to change the outcome of the battle, all of the faithul were aware of the victory at hand.

https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-2414662

https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-2415192

The Third Book; The destruction of the Llama-god:

http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=122985

offtopic/hashashism.txt · Last modified: 2020/02/05 01:29 by eofpi

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