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| ==== Tenets ==== | ==== Tenets ==== | ||
| - | 1. There is no Goat but Goat, and Flocculencio is its Prophet! | + | - There is no Goat but Goat, and Flocculencio is its Prophet! |
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| - | 2. Women are soft and smell good and are to be encouraged. | + | |
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| - | 3. [[Keira Knightley]] and [[Doctor What]] are to be regarded as saints - St. Keira, Our Lady of Grace and St. Bruno the Undead respectively. The truth of their existence does not detract from the truth of Goatism but rather serves as an example of the way in which the Spirit of the Goat works in the World of Men. | + | |
| ==== Schism ==== | ==== Schism ==== | ||
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