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| ====== EVIL Party (E) ====== | ====== EVIL Party (E) ====== |
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| Arguably AH.com's most successful [[offtopic:AH.com politics#political party]] to date, the Evil Party was founded by [[Midgard]] for the [[offtopic:AH.com elections, 2006#2006 elections]] and won four seats, joint largest party with the [[offtopic:Yorkshire Socialist Party]]. | AH.com's most successful [[offtopic:AH.com politics#political party]], the Evil Party was founded by [[Midgard]] for the [[offtopic:AH.com elections, 2006#2006 elections]] and won four seats, joint largest party with the [[offtopic:Yorkshire Socialist Party]]. Like the other political parties on the board, it was disbanded by [[Ian]] when he dissolved the AH.com Government on September 24, 2009. |
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| | ==== 2007 Elections ==== |
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| ===== 2007 Elections ===== | |
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| At the [[offtopic:AH.com elections, 2007#2007 elections]] there was a considerable swing to the Evils and they won five seats, making them the largest party in [[ahcom_parliament|Parliament]] and the senior party in the eventual government coalition, as well as winning the Presideny. During the elections the [[AH.com Robotic Revolutionary Party]] merged with the Evil Party and became an affiliate bringing along some of their members as well as the [[Analytical Engine|Overmind]]. | At the [[offtopic:AH.com elections, 2007#2007 elections]] there was a considerable swing to the Evils and they won five seats, making them the largest party in [[ahcom_parliament|Parliament]] and the senior party in the eventual government coalition, as well as winning the Presideny. During the elections the [[AH.com Robotic Revolutionary Party]] merged with the Evil Party and became an affiliate bringing along some of their members as well as the [[Analytical Engine|Overmind]]. |
| Sargon subsequently made efforts to form a coalition with the [[offtopic:Yorkshire Socialist Party]], which proved to be fruitful, and with the combined number of seats between the parties, they were able to form a government. Sargon created two new [[ahcom_vp|Vice Presidential]] posts, and awarded a Vice Presidency to the leader of the YSP, [[offtopic:Thande]], as well as the [[ahcom_deputypm|Deputy PM]] position in the Parliament to [[offtopic:Kidblast]], one of the YSP MPs. In a gesture of friendship, Sargon then proceeded to appoint a cross-party [[Cabinet]] that included almost all of the elected MPs, the 2007 Presidential candidates who had achieved a certain number of votes as well as other members of the Board who had carried out good works and whom the Acting President felt merited a post. Parliament was then convened and business was able to be started upon. | Sargon subsequently made efforts to form a coalition with the [[offtopic:Yorkshire Socialist Party]], which proved to be fruitful, and with the combined number of seats between the parties, they were able to form a government. Sargon created two new [[ahcom_vp|Vice Presidential]] posts, and awarded a Vice Presidency to the leader of the YSP, [[offtopic:Thande]], as well as the [[ahcom_deputypm|Deputy PM]] position in the Parliament to [[offtopic:Kidblast]], one of the YSP MPs. In a gesture of friendship, Sargon then proceeded to appoint a cross-party [[Cabinet]] that included almost all of the elected MPs, the 2007 Presidential candidates who had achieved a certain number of votes as well as other members of the Board who had carried out good works and whom the Acting President felt merited a post. Parliament was then convened and business was able to be started upon. |
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| The 2007 Coalition with the YSP has proven to be very successful, both parties working together extremely well, not least due to the personal chemistry between Acting President Sargon and Vice President Thande, both being residents of [[offtopic: Yorkshire]] and having many common interests and viewpoints such as [[offtopic:Doctor Who]], [[offtopic:Queen|The Queen]] and elastic trousers. | The 2007 Coalition with the YSP proved to be very successful, both parties working together extremely well, not least due to the personal chemistry between Acting President Sargon and Vice President Thande, both being residents of [[offtopic: Yorkshire]] and having many common interests and viewpoints such as [[offtopic:Doctor Who]], [[offtopic:Queen|The Queen]] and elastic trousers. |
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| ===== Membership ===== | ==== Membership ==== |
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| The current membership of the Evil Party consists of: | Members of the EVIL Party included: |
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| *[[offtopic:Midgard]] (Founder/Spiritual Leader) | *[[offtopic:Midgard]] (Founder/Spiritual Leader) |
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| *[[RCAF Brat]] (EVIL Supporter) | *[[RCAF Brat]] (EVIL Supporter) |
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| ==== 2006 manifesto ==== | ==== 2006 manifesto ==== |
| JOIN US... OR ELSE! | JOIN US... OR ELSE! |
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| ==== 2007 manifesto ==== | ==== 2007 manifesto ==== |
| Booze, Porn, Byzantium (includes anything Roman), Good Music, Cool warships, (including Battleshipism!), Russian military hardware, Star Wars, Star Trek (Especially Mirror Universe), [[Doctor Who]] (especially Daleks), SF in general, Zeppelins (including Byzantine & Ottoman), Chuck Norris (this list is not a complete one, please add other items that may have been missed) | Booze, Porn, Byzantium (includes anything Roman), Good Music, Cool warships, (including Battleshipism!), Russian military hardware, Star Wars, Star Trek (Especially Mirror Universe), [[Doctor Who]] (especially Daleks), SF in general, Zeppelins (including Byzantine & Ottoman), Chuck Norris (this list is not a complete one, please add other items that may have been missed) |
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| ==== 2008 manifesto ==== | ==== 2008 manifesto ==== |
| ==== 2009 manifesto ==== | ==== 2009 manifesto ==== |
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| "The Tomorrow People" | "Strength. Unity. Revolution" |
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| ===== Current Policies ===== | ==== Policies ==== |
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| The EVIL Party currently supports all the things mentioned in the 2007 Manifesto and some of those from the 2006 Manifesto, with the tagline '//If it's cool, it's evil//' plus the following: | The EVIL Party supported all things mentioned in the 2007 Manifesto and some of those from the 2006 Manifesto, with the tagline '//If it's cool, it's evil//' plus the following: |
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| ==== Military ==== | ==== Military ==== |
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| All [[alternate_history:airships]] and [[Zeppelins]] (not just [[offtopic:Byzantine Empire|Roman/Byzantine]], [[offtopic:Russia|Soviet/Russian]] and [[alternate_history:Ottoman Empire|Ottoman]]), so for example, [[offtopic:China|Chinese]], [[offtopic:Japan|Japanese]], [[offtopic:Korea|Korean]],. Australian, Venetian, Imperial German, British, US, Canadian, Indian, Persian, Brazilian, Sheffielder, Vampire, Lesbian, Heterosexual, Gaysexual and so on are supported. Basically, if it's a Zeppelin or airship, they support it. | All [[alternate_history:airships]] and [[Zeppelins]] (not just [[offtopic:Byzantine Empire|Roman/Byzantine]], [[offtopic:Russia|Soviet/Russian]] and [[alternate_history:Ottoman Empire|Ottoman]]), so for example, [[offtopic:China|Chinese]], [[offtopic:Japan|Japanese]], [[offtopic:Korea|Korean]],. Australian, Venetian, Imperial German, British, US, Canadian, Indian, Persian, Brazilian, Sheffielder, Vampire, Lesbian, Heterosexual, Gaysexual and so on are supported. Basically, if it's a Zeppelin or airship, they supported it. |
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| They also support cool aircraft and troops to go with their airships of any nation and type. | They supported cool aircraft and troops to go with their airships of any nation and type. |
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| It goes without saying that they support warships, especially battleships (particularly German, British, Japanese, Russian/Soviet, US etc.) and anything space based. | They supported warships, especially battleships (particularly German, British, Japanese, Russian/Soviet, US etc.) and anything space based. |
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| Pirates are supported by EVIL seeing as they have a [[offtopic:Blackbeard|Minister for Piracy]]. | Pirates were supported by EVIL, seeing as they at one point had a [[offtopic:Blackbeard|Minister for Piracy]]. |
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| Legions of Rocketmen (and women) are also supported. Most likely being launched from massive airships knowing them. | Legions of Rocketmen (and women) were also supported. Most likely being launched from massive airships, knowing them. |
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| ==== Media & Popular Culture ==== | ==== Media & Popular Culture ==== |
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| Science Fiction is supported. Especially the evil sides in all people's favourite shows, comics, movies and other media. Since the good side's tech can be cool too, those are acceptable because cool is evil. | Science Fiction was supported. Especially the evil sides in all people's favourite shows, comics, movies and other media. Since the good side's tech can be cool too, those were considered acceptable because cool is evil. |
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| Bruce Campbell is also supported as is Jack Bauer since he's thought to be cool by them. | Beautiful women were actively encouraged by the EVILs and for their gaysexual members, they also supported beautiful men too. |
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| Beautiful women are actively encouraged by the EVILs and for their gaysexual members, they also support beautiful men too. | Cyberpunk and Steampunk were also supported, in particular Victorian steampunk and //Star Wars// steampunk. Mecha were also favored as the Party has a liking for anime and manga since it's usually violent. |
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| Cyberpunk and Steampunk are also supported, in particular Victorian steampunk and //Star Wars// steampunk. Mecha are also favoured as the Party has a liking for anime and manga since it's usually violent. | ---- |
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| ==== International & Geographical ==== | ==== International & Geographical ==== |
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| The EVIL Party also supports a Chinese Empire because that's seen as cool. What form of government it takes doesn't really matter as EVIL is open to all forms of government since all have been evil at some point in history. Thus EVIL hopes to be a home for people across the political spectrum. | The EVIL Party supported a Chinese Empire because that's seen as cool. What form of government it takes didn't really matter as EVIL was open to all forms of government since all have been evil at some point in history. EVIL succeeded in being a home for people across the political spectrum. |
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| The Evil Party Supports the US, Canada, Russia, China, Britain, Russia, Germany, France, Australia and so on. Basically any place that's been accused of evil acts gets a look in. | The Evil Party supported the US, Canada, Russia, China, Britain, Russia, Germany, France, Australia and so on. Basically any place that's been accused of evil acts gets a look in. |
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| The EVIL Party also supports anyone from any religion, sexual orientation or location in the world, offword, or from other dimensions and realities. | The EVIL Party also supported anyone from any religion, sexual orientation or location in the world, offword, or from other dimensions and realities. |
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| ==== Zombies & Monsters ==== | ==== Social ==== |
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| In contrast with the 2006 Manifesto since the Party is under new leadership these days, Zombies are supported and will not be exterminated if they are evil and bad-ass enough. Prime examples would be the fast moving, often intelligent and highly lethal evil zombies from such films as //28 Days Later// and //Resident Evil//. | The EVILs also encouraged greater use of the [[AH.com Bar]], [[AH.com Cinema]] and [[AH.com Music Joint]] since they approved of great movies, booze, and good music. In particular, horror movies, bad-ass historical epics, violent action movies, thrillers and heavy metal were especially enjoyed by them, but they, of course, supported anything that is cool and therefore evil. |
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| The Party also accepts and supports monsters such as mythical beasts, dragons, vampires, werewolves, giant blobs, orcs and so on. They also like penguins. it goes without saying that they love Sealions. They also support Penguin-Sealion hybrids as they combine the best of both creatures. | On a serious note, EVIL also supported the reporting of spammers plus suspected sockpuppets and the Admin’s established rule for the ignoring and non-quoting of trolls who come to plague our Board. They also supported and proposed the formation of a Welcoming Committee to greet new board members in a friendly fashion rather than just sneeringly referring to them simply as n00bs, who lost such status anyway if they joined the EVILS. New members who insist on annoying the board with disruptive behaviour were still referred to as n00bs. |
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| ==== Social ==== | ==== Byzantium & Ottomans ==== |
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| The EVILs also encourage greater use of the [[AH.com Bar]], [[AH.com Cinema]] and [[AH.com Music Joint]] since they approve of great movies, booze, and good music. In particular, horror movies, bad-ass historical epics, violent action movies, thrillers and heavy metal are especially enjoyed by them, but they of course support anything that is cool and therefore evil. | The Evil Party was dedicated the the Restoration of the [[offtopic:Byzantine Empire]], against which [[offtopic:Scotland#Scotsmen]] don't stand a chance (unless of course, they are evil in which case they've already joined the party). A significant part of the party's propaganda was based off of the policy of restoring Byzantium. |
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| On a serious note, EVIL also supports the reporting of spammers plus suspected sockpuppets and the Admin’s established rule for the ignoring and non-quoting of trolls who come to plague our Board. They also support and propose the formation of a Welcoming Committee to greet new board members in a friendly fashion rather than just sneeringly referring to them simply as n00bs, who will lose such status anyway if they join the EVILS. New members who insist on annoying the board with disruptive behaviour may continue to be referred to as n00bs. | The Party also supported the Ottoman Empire as they are regarded as very cool, and their restoration was actively encouraged, probably in an ATL so that both them and the Byzantines could co-exist at the same time. However, their real dream on this front which they regarded as even cooler was a united Byzanto-Ottoman Empire, the existence of which would probably make [[offtopic:Sargon]], [[offtopic:Abdul Hadi Pasha]] and, of course [[offtopic:Analytical Engine]] expire with delight. |
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| The Evil Party is dedicated the the Restoration of the [[offtopic:Byzantine Empire]], against which [[offtopic:Scotland#Scotsmen]] don't stand a chance (unless of course, they are evil in which case they've already joined the party). A significant part of the party's propaganda is based off of the policy of restoring Byzantium. | ==== Partner, Affiliated and Allied Parties ==== |
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| The Party also supports the Ottoman Empire as they are regarded as very cool, and their restoration is actively encouraged, probably in an ATL so that both them and the Byzantines can co-exist at the same time. However, their real dream on this front which they regard as even cooler is a united Byzanto-Ottoman Empire, which'll probably make [[offtopic:Sargon]], [[offtopic:Abdul Hadi Pasha]] and, of course [[offtopic:Analytical Engine]] expire with delight. | The EVIL Party was formerly partnered with the AHPP, GNC, and DCNP in the Coalition Government of 2006. |
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| ===== Partner, Affiliated and Allied Parties ===== | The EVIL Party was formerly partnered with the [[Yorkshire Socialist Party]] in the Coalition Government of 2007. |
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| The EVIL Party was formerly partnered with the [[Yorkshire Socialist Party]] in the Coalition Government. | The [[AH.com Robotic Revolutionary Party]] was an Affiliated Party, having merged with the EVIL Party in 2007. |
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| The [[AH.com Robotic Revolutionary Party]] is an Affiliated Party, having merged with the EVIL Party in 2007. | The [[offtopic:Representatives of Space-Filling and Other Boring Places Party]] (RSFOBP) was an Allied Party as of 2008. |
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| The [[offtopic:Representatives of Space-Filling and Other Boring Places Party]] (RSFOBP) is an Allied Party as of 2008. | The [[offtopic:Stranger Syndicate]] wass an Allied Party in 2009. |
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| The [[offtopic:Stranger Syndicate]] is an Allied Party as of 2009 | ---- |
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| ===== Party Symbol ===== | ==== Party Symbol ==== |
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| As designed by [[offtopic:Ran Exilis]], this is the current symbol of the EVIL Party: | As designed by [[offtopic:Ran Exilis]], this was the symbol of the EVIL Party: |
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| {{offtopic:evil_logo.png|}} | {{offtopic:evil_logo.png|}} |
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| ===== Election Posters, Artwork and Propaganda ===== | ---- |
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| | ==== Election Posters, Artwork and Propaganda ==== |
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| | The Party was also known for its numerous [[offtopic:Evil Party artwork|election and propaganda posters]] made by various members. |
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| The Party is also known for its effective and generally well made [[offtopic:Evil Party artwork|election and propaganda posters]] made by various members. | ---- |
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| ==== See Also ==== | ==== Navigation ==== |
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| [[AH.com Politics]] | **[[Ruling Parties]]** |
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