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- | **Orthodox | + | ====== |
- | Mostly a band of merry ex-posters from the Original Sheep Thread that have founded this strand to counteract Diamond' | ||
- | The founding members | + | In the beginning there was the [[offtopic: |
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+ | Then came the days of darkness, when cursed and feeble attempts were made to recreate the magnificence of the Sheep Thread, but like all great achievements that are natural and organic in their formation, such a thing as ' | ||
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+ | Through the Darkness, when all hope seemed to have faded, and the boards were benighted with the skittering audacity of pretentious thread starters, a light began to shine. | ||
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+ | When the Glorious Ian closed the Sheep Thread, We, the Sheepist, had viewed it as beginning of the end of our faith. | ||
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+ | We failed to see the true meaning of the transcendent occasion. | ||
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+ | The Closing of the Thread was not an occasion to be mourned, to be wept over, instead it was a glorious event to be celebrated, to be cherish, and loved. | ||
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+ | The Closing of the Thread marked the maturation of the Sheepist faith, the epitome of its excellence. | ||
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+ | The peak of the mountain has been reached and we who kneel before the Holy Sheep and are blessed by it's Light, see far and clear. | ||
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+ | No utterances can be added to extend its greatness. | ||
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+ | The Sheep Thread is complete and we, the Sheepists, the TRUE Sheepists, bow before it's contained wisdom. | ||
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+ | All Hail the Holy Sheep. | ||
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+ | Amen. | ||
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+ | ==== See Also ==== | ||
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+ | **[[Reformed Sheepism]]** | ||
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+ | **[[Goatism]]** | ||
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+ | ==== Navigation ==== | ||
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