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| His hobbies include exploring the 'Welsh hinterland': see [[Kit]] and looking at pictures of Matt Damon. | His hobbies include exploring the 'Welsh hinterland': see [[Kit]] and looking at pictures of Matt Damon. |
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| Surprisingly, thanks to a youthful encounter with an Italian lady known only as 'Signora Whatshername', Fell has considerably more experience with such matters than most of the American teenagers on the board. | Surprisingly, thanks to a youthful encounter with an Italian lady known only as 'Signora Whatshername', Fell has considerably more experience with such matters than most of the users on the board. |
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| **Epithets** | ====Epithets==== |
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| Ubiquitously, "Fell"; or otherwise "Sexy Bugger". | Ubiquitously, "Fell"; or otherwise "Sexy Bugger". |
| - Having "(in a good/nice/bad/nasty way)" appended to a statement to grant greater understanding. | - Having "(in a good/nice/bad/nasty way)" appended to a statement to grant greater understanding. |
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| **Claims to Fame** | ---- |
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| Inadvertently found and named the nation state of Sudanasia whilst drunk late one night, during the course of an investigation to determine whether [[Floid]] was, in fact, the television chef-cum-drinker (oo-er) Keith Floyd. It has since transpired that [[Floid]] is the Sudanases half-brother of said British chef. | Inadvertently found and named the nation state of Sudanasia whilst drunk late one night, during the course of an investigation to determine whether [[Floid]] was, in fact, the television chef-cum-drinker (oo-er) Keith Floyd. It has since transpired that [[Floid]] is the Sudanases half-brother of said British chef. |
| Developed the term 'cugly', as shorthand for Cute/Ugly; namely, those individuals whose facial features would at first glance make them seem plain, average or downright ugly - especially if they were they to let themselves go - yet, examined together, create an extraordinarily alluring combination that makes them more sexy than ostensibly "beautiful" people. | Developed the term 'cugly', as shorthand for Cute/Ugly; namely, those individuals whose facial features would at first glance make them seem plain, average or downright ugly - especially if they were they to let themselves go - yet, examined together, create an extraordinarily alluring combination that makes them more sexy than ostensibly "beautiful" people. |
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| **Member nicknames** | **[[Baldianism]]** - Professor F(uscia) Nelson recently forwarded to his nephew Fellatio - by way of his alledged sister Felicity (or 'Flick') - the results of a recent academic pot-holing expedition in darkest [[Peru]]. Having entered one cave shortly after a group of schoolchildren armed with crayons had departed, Prof. Nelson discovered a crude rendering of [[The Bald Imposter]], which he dated to prehistoric times. Hence Fellatio, who bears an uncanny similarity to Baldie in almost all respects, instigated the veneration of the said Horny Montanan Mountain Man (in a good way, not a gay way, although... - no, definitely not in a gay way - because that would border on the incestuous). |
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| Along with [[Landshark]], Fell's known for unilaterally bestowing nicknames on members (especially new members) which often catch on. These are usually based on supposed misreadings of the member's real name. | Along with [[Landshark]], Fell's known for unilaterally bestowing nicknames on members (especially new members) which often catch on. These are usually based on supposed misreadings of the member's real name. |
| Dr Charles for [[Leo Caesius]] | Dr Charles for [[Leo Caesius]] |
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| Wesley/Wanda for [[Wesforce]]/[[Wanderlust]] | Wanda for [[Wanderlust]] |
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| Vegan Snacker (on trials, pending acceptance) - [[VulcanTrekkie45]] | Vegan Snacker (on trials, pending acceptance) - [[VulcanTrekkie45]] |
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| Susan O - [[Susano]] | Susan O for [[Susano]] and Robert O for [[Roberto]] (see [[House of O]]) |
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| Robert O - [[Roberto]] | |
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| Chronic Frog - Chrono's Fog | Chronic Frog - Chrono's Fog |
| Ivan Jellical - [[Mr.Evangelical]] | Ivan Jellical - [[Mr.Evangelical]] |
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| **[[Baldianism]]** | Humongous - [[Hermanubis]] |
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| Professor F(uscia) Nelson recently forwarded to his nephew Fellatio - by way of his alledged sister Felicity (or 'Flick') - the results of a recent academic pot-holing expedition in darkest Peru. Having entered one cave shortly after a group of schoolchildren armed with crayons had departed, Prof. Nelson discovered a crude rendering of [[The Bald Imposter]], which he dated to prehistoric times. Hence Fellatio, who bears an uncanny similarity to Baldie in almost all respects, instigated the veneration of the said Horny Montanan Mountain Man (in a good way, not a gay way, although... - no, definitely not in a gay way - because that would border on the incestuous). | Pervy Hoodie - [[Dr Pervez Hoodbhoy]] |
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| Contrary to expections, Fellatio Nelson is married to a buxom Devonshire lass called Emma Hamilton. They have three children between the ages of 3 and 6, Full Nelson, Half Nelson and Nelson Mandela Nelson, and depend on the pittance Fell is paid by Her Britannic Majesty's Government to keep them in Turkey Twizzlers and Ritalin. | Contrary to expections, Fellatio Nelson is married to a buxom Devonshire lass called Emma Hamilton. They have three children between the ages of 3 and 6, Full Nelson, Half Nelson and Nelson Mandela Nelson, and depend on the pittance Fell is paid by Her Britannic Majesty's Government to keep them in Turkey Twizzlers and Ritalin. |
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| **His Works** | ---- |
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| - Some stuff about Pirates; "Fellatio's Rough Riders"; something about Sherlock Homo, but can't quite recall; and the adventures of "HMS Gimp Throttler". Latterly embarked upon a massively immensely huge story called "[[Dial M for Elastic]]", which is on 'hiatus' at present since I'm rather busy. Also started the [[Pirate Novella]]. | ====Works==== |
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| === Baldian Smileyology === | - Some stuff about Pirates; "Fellatio's Rough Riders"; something about Sherlock Homo, but can't quite recall; and the adventures of "HMS Gimp Throttler". Latterly embarked upon a massively immensely huge story called //**[[stories:Dial M for Elastic]]**//, which is on 'hiatus' at present since I'm rather busy. Also started //**[[stories:A Pirate Novella]]**//. Recently began a new story called "Red Porn Rising", a spoof of Tom Clancy's Endwar style daft military confrontations between IslamoCommie Russia and the Western alliance (see also [[alternate history:FH Cliches]]) |
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| According to [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showpost.php?p=990106&postcount=13|Baldian Smileyology]], Fell is associated with the :D smiley. | ---- |
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| === AH.com Politics === | ==== Baldian Smileyology ==== |
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| | According to [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-990106|Baldian Smileyology]], Fell is associated with the :D smiley. |
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| | ==== AH.com Politics ==== |
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| Fell is a member of the [[offtopic:Cabinet|AH.com Cabinet]] as a representative of the party he founded which interestingly enough is called [[offtopic:Ppppppppppppppppppppppparty]]. He holds the post of Minister of Bridled Enjoyment since he didn't want to fall off his mount. | Fell is a member of the [[offtopic:Cabinet|AH.com Cabinet]] as a representative of the party he founded which interestingly enough is called [[offtopic:Ppppppppppppppppppppppparty]]. He holds the post of Minister of Bridled Enjoyment since he didn't want to fall off his mount. |
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| | ==== Family History ==== |
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| | It was recently revealed by Doctorandus Thande that Fell's martial forebears had been involved in one of Britain's [[http://alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=125317&page=2|most crucial military operations]]. |
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| | "Little known fact, Fell's grandfather was the SAS commando who stole Hitler's other one in the secretive Operation Blunted Spear. Since then it's been passed down through the family from generation to generation." |
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| As well as featuring in his own works, Fell has appeared in a variety of roles in the [[AH.com Series]] as well as [[Luaky Commer]] and [[AH.com Wars]]. | ==== In AH.com Fiction ==== |
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| | As well as featuring in his own works, Fell has appeared in a variety of roles in the //**[[stories:AH.com The Series]]**// as well as //**[[stories:Luaky Commer]]**// and //**[[stories:AH.com Wars]]**//. |
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