"You know, without Islam, you would be just like the Philippines, only without those cute little Jeepneys scooting around."
"Oooo! You take that back! You take that back now! Very back!"
"You know it's true! Take away Islam, add over-decorated Jeeps with too many people on them, bam! Make sure you got some shoes for the 'first lady!'"
"Ooooo! No! Take away Islam, and you would be just like the Philippines, only without the good singers and the little corny Jeeps!"
"Aaaa! You take that back! How dare you!"
"No way! I will take you apart! I will pummel you into many smaller pieces of yourself!"
"No! I'm doing that to you, first!"