WI The "Major Tom" Songs Were Real

This will likely require an earlier POD, but what if the events of the "Major Tom" songs were real?

I'll use the two most popular versions:

1. The 1969 version by David Bowie

2. Peter Schilling's 1983 version.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Tom

In both of them, an astronaut (who, based on the accents and for the purposes of this scenario, is British--hence the earlier POD) is lost in an orbital accident, although in the 1983 version, it seems that he survives somehow ("they don't realize/he's alive").
 
I have no idea for a good POD, I just had some thoughts about making the events of the songs fit realistic space tech

The British Explorer program has always been given less credit than it deserves, being seen more as a tragic footnote to the later combined American/British lunar program that finally beat the Soviet Union to the Moon. However, this is unfair. Beaten to space by only ten weeks by the American space program in the person of astronaut Chuck Yeager, Britain's Explorer capsule and the Bowman rocket were arguably a bigger step toward the future of manned space than the American equivalent. Its design, using a two-stage rocket, with the second stage retained for on-orbit manuevering was ingenious in its day, and could be argued to be similar to the Nova III rockets that would eventually propel united American-British crews to the moon ahead of the Soviets. Additionally, the Explorer capsule made allowance for depressurization for EVA activity, which at the time no other capsule had.

However, these advances would also prove to be the downfall of the program. Though first to orbit a satillite by almost two years, developement for the Explorer capsule and Bowman rocket dragged on longer than projected due to their complexity, allowing the Americans to leapfrog the British by a narrow margin. Though the Birtish tied things up with the Explorer I mission, the Explorer II flight was going to be the first opportunity to take back the lead in the three-way race for space, aiming to set duration records and test EVA. However, even as Major Tom Harris was taking his place at the controls of the capsule nicknamed the Lucy Dear, problems were rising in the blockhouse.

Though no parameters were outside projected norms, the Bowman's second stage was showing anamolous readings in it's orbital manuevering system's reactant tanks. Despite misgivings, the controllers decided to proceed with the launch on the basis of computer analysis of previous unmanned test flights and Explorer I telemetry, ever-aware of the eyes of the world watching their attempt to take back the lead in space. Later, Ground Control Lead (Gound Control or GCL on the radio loop) Hayden Connolly would describe this as, "The greatest mistake of my life. We trusted untested projections over everything our instincts told us, and [Maj.] Tom [Harris] paid for it. To this day, I've never forgotten that, and I'll never let myself do that again."

Initially, the mission seemed almost charmed. The first stage of the Bowman ran perfectly, firing exactly as projected and staging without the minor difficulties experienced on Explorer I. After completing the orbital insertion burn with the Bowman's second stage, Major Harris switched the OMS to stability-control mode. Consulting with ground control upon aquisition of signal during his second orbit, he was told that the OMS tank issue had dissappeared, and was given the OK to begin suiting up for his EVA. After a normal depressurization, Major Tom became the first man to walk in space. However, the OMS readout was incorrect, the detector faulty. Explorer II was about to become the largest disaster of the early space race.

Due to limited telemetry and lack of ability to inspect the original flight articles, the exact sequence of events that resulted in the Explorer II disaster are not known. How the OMS reactant tank burst and why the stabilization system proved unable to compensate correctly will never be known for sure. However, what is known is that three minutes and fifteen seconds into his historic EVA, Major Tom Harris' ship began to spin dangerously out of control, with telemetry reporting a steadily increasing right roll with positive pitchover.

With no other astronaut at the controls to override the automatic systems and Major Tom stranded at the end of his tether and unable to reach the hatch in time, the roll and pitch rate only increased. Knowing the situation was critical and after proving unable to fight his way back to the ship against the ever-increasing centrifugal gravity created by the spinning tumble even using his experimental handhelf impulse thruster unit, Major Tom radioed back to Ground Control a final message: "Tell my wife I love her very much." GCL Connolly's response, "She knows," came only seconds before data from Harris' biosensors (whose data was transmited along the tether) ceased as the fragile tether snapped under the artificial g-load, flinging the astronaut away from his spacecraft.

Completely beyond control, the capsule remained in space an additional ten orbits before it finally re-entered the Earth's atmosphere. With its heat shield stil covered by the Bowman's second stage (which was supposed to detatch before re-entry) and still tumbling in pitch and roll, the Explorer II capsule burned up over the Pacific.

The loss of Major Tom had a chilling effect on the British manned space program. It would take five year before Britain would once again aim for the stars, this time using American hardware launched from Florida's Cape Canaveral with British astronauts flying alongside the American astronauts they had struggled to beat into space in a co-operative program to beat the Soviets to the moon.

The final fate of Major Tom Harris would not be realized for more than thirty years. After loss of signal, Ground Control asked for and recieved the assistance of nearly every radio and optical telescope in the world in attempting to locate and track Major Harris. Due to the small size of a single astronaut and the complete lack of knowledge about the delta-v created by his release from the tether, these attempts were mostly hopeless and at the time proved fruitless.

However, computer analysis of the data from an Austrailian telescope site that had tracked the capsule's tumbling re-entry sorted an anamolous signal out from the static that had hidden it for years. The signal, detected on a trajectory within the possibilities created by projecting different release angles for the tether, is of the proper magnitude to be the ill-fated astronaut.Perhaps most chillingly, the signal appears to display a slight decline on velocity along its orbital path just before re-entry--a change calculated to within the remaining capacity of Harris' handheld inpulse thruster. If not a data artifact created by the analysis techniques and poor imagery of the time, this could imply that Major Tom Harris was still alive and concsious prior to his firey decent and destruction in the Earth's atmosphere, making a final and knowingly futile attempt to retard his motion enough to survive. The data is still under examination, and hopefully analysis of the data from other telescopes monitoring the capsule re-entry can give a second dataset for review to confirm whether this was indeed the final fate of the first heroic martyr in the quest to explore the stars.
 
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E,

That's a pretty cool scenario.

No, it's depressing as hell. I've been about down on the space topic what with Spirit in a rut and NASA's future funding having existed in a bizarre Schrodenger's Budget situation for months. If I feel better this weekend, maybe I'll revise it so he lives somehow. Gets back in, ejects the Bowman's upper stage, stablizes the capsule with the RCS and then fires the retros and re-enters.
 
In both of them, an astronaut (who, based on the accents and for the purposes of this scenario, is British--hence the earlier POD) is lost in an orbital accident, although in the 1983 version, it seems that he survives somehow ("they don't realize/he's alive").
He dies in that one too.
The 1983 English version suffers from adaption decay in the translation. Same case as 99 Luftballons, really.
 
No, it's depressing as hell. I've been about down on the space topic what with Spirit in a rut and NASA's future funding having existed in a bizarre Schrodenger's Budget situation for months. If I feel better this weekend, maybe I'll revise it so he lives somehow. Gets back in, ejects the Bowman's upper stage, stablizes the capsule with the RCS and then fires the retros and re-enters.

I meant it was cool in the sense that you put a lot of thought into it and created a realistic scenario, not that it was cool Major Tom died.
 
He dies in that one too.
The 1983 English version suffers from adaption decay in the translation. Same case as 99 Luftballons, really.

Is "99 Luftballons" even darker than the English translation? The English translation still features a nuclear war triggered by a flight of balloons.
 

Susano

Banned
Is "99 Luftballons" even darker than the English translation? The English translation still features a nuclear war triggered by a flight of balloons.

Yeah, thats the same. But some of the sarcasm just doesnt translate well.

Huh, David Bowie sang Major Tom first? I only knew NDW: "Völlig looosgelöst vooon der Erde..." :D
 

Nebogipfel

Monthly Donor
Yeah, thats the same. But some of the sarcasm just doesnt translate well.

Huh, David Bowie sang Major Tom first? I only knew NDW: "Völlig looosgelöst vooon der Erde..." :D

The character Major Tom appears in Space Oddity (1969), but the song is entirely different (and IMHO much better).

Andreas
 
No, it's depressing as hell. I've been about down on the space topic what with Spirit in a rut and NASA's future funding having existed in a bizarre Schrodenger's Budget situation for months. If I feel better this weekend, maybe I'll revise it so he lives somehow. Gets back in, ejects the Bowman's upper stage, stablizes the capsule with the RCS and then fires the retros and re-enters.

If you want to post another scenario where Major Tom survives, I think the general public will not realize it at first. The later song describes how the world was mourning but didn't know he was alive.

Perhaps the ship broke up close to the surface and everyone thought he died, but they find him clinging to a chunk of debris in the middle of the ocean or something a couple of days later.
 
Is "99 Luftballons" even darker than the English translation? The English translation still features a nuclear war triggered by a flight of balloons.
Yes, it's darker. The war is started deliberatly, not by defective software.
Here's a comparison: http://www.inthe80s.com/redger3.shtml

There's no such side by side translation for Major Tom, but I think I'll make one later. It's certainly interesting how different the English version is.
 
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[b]German[/b]				[b]German Direct Translation[/b]	[b]English[/b]
Gründlich durchgecheckt		Thoroughly checked out		Standing there alone,
steht sie da			it's standing there.		the ship is waiting.
und wartet auf den Start.	Waiting for the start.		All systems are go.
Alles klar.			All's clear.			"Are you sure?"
Experten streiten sich		Experts argue about		Control is not convinced,
um ein paar Daten		a couple settings.		but the computer
die Crew hat dann noch		Then the crew has		has the evidence.
ein paar Fragen, doch		a couple questions, but		No need to abort.
der Countdown läuft.		the countdown is running.	The countdown starts.

Effektiavität			Effectivity			Watching in a trance,
bestimmt das Handeln.		commands the actions.		the crew is certain.
Man verlaesst sich blind	They blindly rely		Nothing left to chance,
auf den andern.			on each other.			all is working.
Jeder weiss genau		They all know			Trying to relax
was von ihm abhängt,		what depends on them,		up in the capsule
jeder ist im Streß.		everybody's stressed.		"Send me up a drink."
Doch Major Tom			But Major Tom			jokes Major Tom.
macht einen Scherz.		cracks a joke.			The count goes on...
Dann hebt er ab und...		Then he lifts off and...	4, 3, 2, 1
											
Völlig losgelöst		Fully detached			Earth below us
von der Erde			from the earth			drifting, falling.
schwebt das Raumschiff		the spaceship floats		Floating weightless
völlig schwerelos.		completely weightless.		calling, calling home...

Die Erdanziehungskraft		Earth's gravity			Second stage is cut.
ist überwunden.			has been overcome.		We're now in orbit.
Alles läuft perfekt		Everything's running fine	Stabilizers up,
schon seit Stunden.		for several hours.		runnning perfect.
Wissenschaftliche		"Scientific			Starting to collect
Experimente,			experiments,			requested data.
doch was nutzen die		but what good are they		"What will it affect
am Ende denkt			in the end", thinks		when all is done?"
sich Major Tom.			Major Tom to himself.		thinks Major Tom.

Im Kontrollzentrum		In the control center		Back at ground control,
da wird man panisch.		they are becoming panicky.	there is a problem.
Der Kurs der Kapsel der		The course of the capsule, it	"Go to rockets full."
stimmt ja gar nicht!		is completey wrong!		Not responding.
Hallo Major Tom,		"Hello Major Tom		"Hello Major Tom.
können Sie hören?		can you hear us?		Are you receiving?
Wollen Sie das Projekt		Do you want to destroy		Turn the thrusters on.
denn so zerstören? Doch		the project this way?" But	We're standing by."
er kann nichts hören.		he can't hear anything.		There's no reply.
Er schwebt weiter		He continues to float		4, 3, 2, 1
									
Völlig losgelöst		Fully detached			Earth below us
von der Erde			from the earth			drifting, falling.
schwebt das Raumschiff		the spaceship floats		Floating weightless
völlig schwerelos.		completely weightless.		calling, calling home...
                                                                
Die Erde schimmert blau.	Earth gleams blue.		Across the stratosphere,
Sein letzter Funk kommt:	His last radio arrives:		a final message:
"Grüßt mir meine Frau."		"Greet my wive."		"Give my wife my love."
Und er verstummt.		And he falls silent.		Then nothing more.

Unten trauern noch		"Below, the			Far beneath the ship,
die Egoisten,			egoists mourn,"			the world is mourning.
Major Tom denkt sich,		Major Tom thinks to himself,	They don't realize
wenn die wüssten,		"If only they knew.		he's alive.
mich führt hier ein Licht	A light here leads me		No one understands,
durch das All.			through the universe.		but Major Tom sees.
Das kennt ihr noch nicht,	You don't know it yet.		"Now the light commands
									
ich komme bald.			I'll be coming soon.		this is my home,
Mir wird kalt.			I'm getting cold."		I'm coming home."
											
Völlig losgelöst		Fully detached			Earth below us		
von der Erde			from the earth			drifting, falling.		
schwebt das Raumschiff		the spaceship floats		Floating weightless		
völlig schwerelos.		completely weightless.		coming home...		
Völlig losgelöst		Fully detached			Earth below us		
von der Erde			from the earth			drifting, falling.		
schwebt das Raumschiff		the spaceship floats		Floating weightless		
völlig schwerelos.		completely weightless.		coming, coming		
Schwerelos...			Weightless...			home...
 
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Why does there have to be a British space program? Certainly a British singer can lament over the loss of a non-British astronaut, especially they were relatives.

On a different note, nobody seems to complain when Sir Patrick Stewart portrayed Captain Jean-Luc Picard with no attempt to create a French accent!

Edit: The group Paper Lace sang about Americans in their hit songs "The Night Chicago Died" and "Billy, Don't Be a Hero."
 
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