Ultimate Paragon
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What if John Major's extramarital affair with Edwina Currie became known while he was Prime Minister?
Okay, you just made my day.A Tory sex scandal that doesn't involve flagellation, cross-dressing or homosexuality? Hardly front page material, put it on page five, below the fold.
It's a tame scandal by 90s Tory standards
I don't think it would be a resigning matter per se,
With respect, no. In fact, fuck no.
In that strange, febrile climate that was around at the time, this would be scandal of the decade. Definite resigning matter for Major.
'But Veej, this isn't a resigning matter, by any stretch of the imagination!'
Yes, sadly this kind of thing was in the nineties Tory Party, duders. After how Back to Basics was briefed to the media by Tim Collins, it was.
With respect, yes. In fact, fuck yes. I remember well when it came out, and distinctly remember that most of the commentary was around a vaguely sarcastic sense that with Major, even the sex scandals were boring.
Back to Basics had been briefed to the media (wrongly and stupidly by certain individuals who later went on to prove themselves just as wrong on wider issues) as a 'family values' campaign. That gave the press license to hunt careers to extermination over every and any act of personal weakness. If you had been shagging around, and you were caught, you were out. Simple as that. They destroyed you, and it was still powerfully felt that this thing was wrong in the party. This is not David Cameron's party, this is closer to Margaret Thatcher's party.
If the man who gave the world 'Back to Basics' was discovered to have been engaging in an affair (and please bear in mind there had been rumours about Major having other affairs, which he had previously successfully sued the press about) he would, in Kelvin Mackenzie's famous phrase, have had 'a big bucket of shit' poured all over him.
Oh, for crying out loud. Look - I know it's a given in certain circles that All Things Evil in British politics can be traced back to Mrs Thatcher but this is just bollocks. Thatcher fought hard to save Cecil Parkinson (and probably would have if his secretary hadn't have been pregnant) and brought him back as soon as soon as she decently could. She also made Alan Clark a minister, despite being well aware what he was like - whatever else you say about the Iron lady, she was not somebody who cared much about somebody's private life so long as they were up to the job.
One other affair, and the rumour was false.