Predator II
Edward VIII: An Appreciation, Part II
There was no denying the decade apart had created a rift, both between king and queen, and father and children. While Elizabeth had been obsessing over the details of the public ceremony of her levee, Edward had fought a brutal war in the mud. And while she had overseen the start of work on one of the most opulent palaces in Europe, he had spent some nights where the clearings were too small to set up his pavilion sleeping beneath the stars. Beneath the shows for public consumption and Defoe’s mythology, Edward had changed, becoming a harder, coarser man than he had been before. His relationships with his sons were now perfunctory, their scientific and literary interests little more than an abstraction to him. With Elizabeth matters were far worse. She was now repugnant to him, and evading the court ceremonies she had so carefully erected became a game he played with relish. His great comforts during this difficult time were Margaret, Joshua, Solomon and David. He kept them at Richmond Palace, where there were ample grounds, a hunting park, and no sign of the Queen. There he would go to hunt with his sons, not par force in the style of a king of England but like a frontiersman in the lands of Hafen. With this “second family of England”, no expense was spared: he hired the best tutors and a household of servants for Margaret and his sons. Eventually, despite some absences by the king still to come, they would settle into perfect domesticity. The king’s preference for Margaret Samuels and her children was scarcely hidden, as was the rage and despair that it created in Elizabeth of Ansach and her sons and daughter.
It’s hardly surprising, then, that Edward did not wait long for his next chance to lead armies abroad, journeying to Portugal in 1711 to lead a planned invasion of Spain with Prince Eugene of Savoy, the great general of the Austrians. Edward believed that finally, he was about to be introduced to the glories of generalship on the European battlefield. Instead, it was his introduction to the vicissitudes of European power politics. Necessary for his partner Eugene to reach Portugal from Italy was the German Mediterranean fleet, newly replenished with the addition of new ships, propelled by a combination of sails and steam-powered screws. But while Edward was waiting for Eugene to arrive, word came that the German Empress Sophie, a figure in European politics whose capriciousness was already well known, had negotiated a separate peace with the French and Spanish crowns and was abandoning the Allies to win extensive new territories and save the cost of further war. This would leave Eugene and his army without a way to reach Portugal.
Hasty plans to transport as much as Eugene’s army as possible were now made, but late in 1711 Edward found his efforts hamstrung by a new problem. Portuguese, pro-Habsburg Spanish, and Austrian commanders and soldiers were refusing to serve in an army under the English king who they felt had waged war so cruelly against the Ausrissers in the Americas and enslaved fellow Christians. Edward’s response was to demand the Allies’ compliance, and threatened to make his own peace with the Bourbons on England’s behalf if he were passed over for generalship of the army. Eventually the Dutch stepped in to mediate, and after caucusing with all the parties they appealed to Edward to not sacrifice the great cause to his own self-regard. Thus ultimately Edward sailed back to England in humiliation so that Prince Eugene could lead the army alone, but abstained from making his own peace with France and Spain, a move which ultimately would have cost the Allies the war then and there.
For the next two years Edward was returned to his complex domestic life. There were inchoate plans to field another army in the United Provinces to apply pressure on the French in the north, but for a long time no action. The need for such became desperate following Prince Eugene’s defeat at Lleinida. Thus in the summer of 1713 Edward crossed the North Sea with a new army and landed in the United Provinces, where he was able to win an immediate and impressive victory at Kapellen, driving the French army from the vicinity of the Dutch capital of Antwerp. Beginning his campaign season early the next year, he won another victory at Keerbergen against the duc de Villeroi, forcing the French to decamp from the pivotal towns of Mechelen and Brussels. In both battles, Edward distinguished himself by his ability, hard-learned in his campaigns in North America, to view the battlefield as a three-dimensional space and make expert use of airships. Moreover, Edward’s good fortune was matched at the same time by Eugene’s in Spain, leading many observers to think that the long struggle of the remaining Allies might not be in vain after all.
In letters over the course of the campaign season, Queen Elizabeth had reminded Edward the princess and princes were nearing marrying age, and expressed her hope that all of them might find prestigious international matches. Edward normally was hardly predisposed to Elizabeth’s manipulations, but her efforts came at a point when Edward was increasingly fancying himself as a great player on the European stage, and there would be no better way of demonstrating this than royal matches for Richard, William and Mary. However, where Elizabeth intended to steer Edward was Wittenberg, and the Empress’s children. Edward though, still remembering the crisis over the Saxon succession under the Emperor Frederick, instead approached Sweden, destabilized by the long and expensive wars of Charles XII and facing its own possibly contested succession. Though Edward denied Charles XII what he wanted most, English intervention against Sweden’s arch-nemesis Russia, he arranged to marry the Prince of Wales to Charles’ formidable sister Ulrike Eleonora, and Mary the Princess Royal to Charles’s nephew, also Charles. Essentially this resolved the succession crisis for Charles by removing Ulrike Eleonora from Sweden and leaving the younger Charles to inherit, with Mary as his queen and Ulrike Eleonora as the eventual Queen of England.
At the start of 1715 however Edward found circumstances were shifting outside his control: a series of unexpected deaths in the House of Bourbon left Philip V of Spain the most obvious heir to Louis XIV, all previous agreements and claims he had made excluding himself from the French succession to the contrary. Then Louis XIV himself died, leading Philip V to advance his claim to the French throne. Worst of all in what was fast becoming a nightmare scenario for the Allies, in the battle of Guadalajara, Prince Eugene was slain and his army eliminated as an organized force, leaving Philip V an open road all the way to Paris. Edward’s bluff response—his famous boast that he would meet Philip V there—was in many ways his greatest moment, and the series of victories he had won in the Netherlands made it entirely possible that he might make it to Paris before Philip, and that if he did he might be able to meet Philip V in some final decisive battle and win. But once again the maneuvering of the other European monarchs upset matters.
For as soon as Louis XIV died Philip V dispatched his great minister Giulio Alberoni to Hamburg, where in negotiations hosted by the Germans he secured another separate peace by which the Dutch were peeled away by the Allies. An alliance to preserve the balance of power in Europe from a personal union of the French and Spanish thrones was only barely conceivable without the Germans. Without the Dutch as well, it was little more than a glorified Anglo-Austrian pact, wholly insufficient to the task.
For Edward, this was a moment of supreme humiliation, his chance of a great personal victory and the successful conclusion of the fifteen-year Third General War that had dominated his reign being snatched away by more political maneuverings. We will never know whether in his angry communications with the French crown in these days over England’s terms for an end to the war against France and Spain his threats to continue the war, alone if necessary, were a bluff. After several letters back-and-forth, Philip V chose to take no chances: with the exception of Saint-Dominique, he gave Edward VIII everything he wanted, including Chandernagore in India; Isle de France, which would be shortly renamed King Edward’s Island, in the Indian Ocean; Trinidad, in the Caribbean; Gibraltar, in the Mediterranean; and large concessions to English settlement in mainland North America the enforceability of which would be fought over for the next century. Thus Edward was permitted to leave northern France with terms that would permit him to claim victory at home, even though the Allies had failed in the main aim of the war and arguably Germany and the United Provinces had won still more in their treaties with the Bourbon monarchies.
Almost as an afterthought in this period Edward was able to negotiate another impressive marriage match for his children, this time between Prince William and the Grand Duchess Anna, elder surviving daughter of Tsar Peter of Russia. Negotiations for the marriage had originated in diplomatic contacts between the English and Russians following the Swedish matches of the previous year, to persuade Peter that England was not entering into an anti-Russian alliance. Moreover, to insure the news of the Russian match did not interfere with the marriage plans with the Swedes, Edward ordered it kept in strictest secrecy until after Mary was in Stockholm and Ulrike Eleonora was in London and both marriages sealed.
Thus Edward VIII returned to England in 1715 anticipating a welcome more joyous than he received five years before. Instead, he was met by the perfunctory ceremonies of a nation exhausted by almost thirty constant years of war at home and in the colonies; the sullen rage of an eldest son trapped in a marriage with a woman who openly reviled him as a non-entity and was openly meeting with lords and members of parliament in an effort to establish herself as an independent political power in the realm; and by the absence of the quiet daughter whose even demeanor had been the balm of the royal family, gone to her drunken husband in the Tre Kronor Palace in Stockholm. Despondent, Edward withdrew further into the comforts of his preferred spouse and family than he ever had before. No longer was there left any doubt which set of children he preferred.
In 1716 Elizabeth’s monumental palace at Woodstock, intended as the thanks of a grateful nation to its hero king, was completed, but Edward made it plain it was a home for Elizabeth and the princes, preferring instead to remain at Whitehall, where he could more closely attend to the business of state, and Richmond, where Margaret Samuels and Joshua, Solomon and David resided. The sting of what Elizabeth took as the king’s ingratitude to her efforts was a wound from which their marriage would never recover.
Edward worked diligently on restoring Edwardsland to some semblance of its prewar prosperity during these years. Though it would later be the cornerstone of what slender resume Edward VIII has as a defender of human equality, his decision during this period to open the colony to Jewish settlement rested on the necessity of finding someone to move into what was at the time the most dangerous country under European settlement in the world. That Jews, so widely discriminated against, or outright excluded, in most of Europe, would do so was the most important factor in Edward’s decision. However, as a secondary consideration, Edward believed that Protestant settlers would be too enticing a target for the Ausrissers to leave untouched, and Catholic settlers would be too predisposed to become allies with their co-religionists. Thus, for his purposes, European Jews were perfect.
But it was also during these years following the Third General War that Edward started what would become the central conflict of his latter reign. Henry Gloucester during his ill-fated time in the North American colonies hit upon the notion of “the Fourth Kingdom”, literally taking the scattered English colonies on the North American mainland and forging them into a single, diffuse entity with its own nobility and parliament. The taxes the parliament could levy would be used to pay for the ever-increasing cost of the colonies’ defense, without touching the purse of the English taxpayer. At the same time, because this would remove Westminster’s ability to set trade policy for the colonies it could mean losing English industries and merchants a valuable captive marketplace. Crucially, these ideas came as European economists were elaborating the theory that the trade added by the presence of foreign merchants to the colonies would be a greater boon to the colonies’ growth than it would be a curb on the home country’s own prosperity, and it was for this reason France and Spain were already relaxing their curbs on foreign trade in their territories outside Europe.
For Edward all these rationales were important and beneficial, but they paled next to what he saw as the virtues of the Fourth Kingdom to the monarchy. Eliminating the Palace of Westminster’s ability to legislate for North America would make the crown the common unifying institution governing England’s expanding empire. The English Parliament would be reduced almost to the level of a provincial body, beneath the aegis of an imperial king. Thus when the king proposed at the start of Parliament in 1718 his plan to reorganize the colonies, he met spirited opposition not just from the very commercial interests that had been the primary supporters of his war policies, but from knights of the shire and lords eager to preserve the prerogatives of Parliament within the state. Mockingly, opponents of the king’s plan proposed that perhaps France, still included in Edward’s kingdoms due to lingering claims for the lost conquests of Edward III and Henry V, should also get its own parliament.
Others likewise satirically hit upon the idea of requesting an elevation to the status of kingdom for the Isle of Man, or Berwick. This discourse did not sit well with Edward VIII, more of whose reign had been spent chasing enemies of the realm through mosquito-infested swamps than courting support for his policies from members of Parliament. Nonetheless, no mixture of promises and threats could win passage of his legislation.
It was likely as a consequence of Edward’s frustration and exhaustion with the Fourth Kingdom ordeal that in early January he suffered a serious recurrence of his malaria. Parliament, with some relief, named the Prince of Wales regent until such time as the king recovered. However, 1721 is more notable for the arrival of the French royal family-in-exile, the House of Orleans. Philippe duc d’Orleans, who was the King of France to those European states and persons who believed Louis XIV’s and Philip V’s promises that Philip of V would not succeed to the French throne should be binding, had languished in the courts of Baden, Bavaria and Ansbach since the end of the war. Now, finding his cause getting nowhere, he asked for permission to come to London and was given it by a courteous Prince Regent. At this point the family of Orleans also included his wife, Francoise Marie de Bourbon, a legitimized daughter of Louis XIV and the Madame de Montespan. Francoise Marie was a practiced intriguer of the highest order, and immediately began conspiring both to attach the putative French royal house to the Brandons however possible, and to provoke some war by which the man she called “the most puissant and war-like king ever to live” would return her husband’s crown to him. They were accompanied by their eldest daughter, Louise Elisabeth, the widow of the Duke of Berry and now a woman of questionable virtue; the charming, pretty and unmarried Louise Adelaide; Charlotte Aglae, headstrong and given to drawing room conspiracies much like her mother; Louis, the somewhat shy son and heir of the duke; the likewise retiring and neglected Louise Elisabeth the younger, still a child; the sweet-natured Philippine Elisabeth; and finally, Louise Diane, still only five years of age. A capital already tense from the enduring stalemate of Elizabeth of Ansbach and Margaret Samuels, their respective sons, and the now loudly unhappy Princess of Wales Ulrike Eleonora, London was now in Alexander Pope’s memorable phrase “a pot of designs, boiling ov’r”.
Thus Edward VIII emerged from his sickbed no longer the only king in his realm, a situation he could not have foreseen. The situation of course was even odder than that, given that while the monarchy of the Brandons was one of breezy informality and approachability for all of Queen Elizabeth’s efforts to change it, the Bourbons’ had calcified into the strictest ceremony. Even dispossessed of a kingdom and in another ruler’s palace, the putative royal family could not abrogate or amend the ceremony that in France had become synonymous with rule itself. The effect, lost on no one, was pure farce. The finances of the Pretender were also in a parlous condition on his arrival, and so in a novel solution to the predicament by November 1721 the average Londoner could pay for the opportunity to participate in the duke of Orleans’ levee as if he was a noble at Versailles, or participate in the royal banquet, which basically meant the privilege of watching Philip of Orleans eat.
Nonetheless, the House of Orleans managed to entertain impressively and creatively, and the Duchess of Orleans was soon the center of London society. Virtually all her events involved some new device to dangle the daughters of Orleans before the two English princes, their marriage and betrothal notwithstanding, the immediate result being the famous cartoon from the Patriotic Observer with a beleaguered Prince William forced to participate in a new Judgment of Paris among the Orleans’ daughters.
Of course, little did Madame d’Orleans know that the Prince of Wales for one was already attached even in addition to the Princess. Janet Pendleton, formerly Janet Kirk, of the Borders region of Scotland, was born in 1680, and had married a London jeweler in a love match. They had met by chance while he was on a trip to Edinburgh to try to satisfy the insatiable gem appetites of the Stuarts. Ten years later he was dead from cancer. He had been childless, and Mistress Pendleton inherited his prosperous business, which she managed with a well-honed sense of taste and a sharp business sense. Mr. Pendleton had won a much-coveted commission to make the Prince of Wales hat-pins. Apparently at some point in 1718 Mistress Pendleton had an appointment with the Prince of Wales to show him a selection of her best silver pins. The rest, as she explained to Vanbrugh in his sensational memoir of life among the Brandons, A Man Well Dispos’d, was that “sir, I showed him all I had, and that he bought.”
In 1721 their relationship was still secret from the public at large, although a widening circle among the royal family understood the situation. In fact, the reason their affair was publicized in 1723 was only to silence the growing suspicion that the reason the Prince of Wales had yet to produce a son in his marriage with Ulrike Eleonora was because of a disinterest in female company, or as it was put in the parlance of the time, that he was a better fit for the court of the first Emperor Frederick. Disastrously, the origin of these rumors was Ulrike Eleonora herself, eager to find some other reason than herself for the couple’s lack off children. Starting in 1721 she began complaining that she was still a virgin. No kind intercessions from William, no sympathetic conversations from Queen Elizabeth, and no threats from the king himself could get her to leave off such, until in 1722 Ulrike Eleonora was informally banished from court to Durham House, a royal residence in such disfavor it still had in its attics some of the furniture of Katherine of Aragon.
Thus the first marital scandal to break was not the Prince of Wales’ disaster but the younger prince’s. Essentially he had fallen into the snare laid by Madame Francoise Marie and fallen madly in love with the most glittering star among Philippe’s daughters, Louise Adelaide. Conveniently for Francoise Marie, Louise Adelaide shared his feelings. If Prince Richard’s dalliance was mature and frankly sexual, William’s was an adolescent passion of the type that is fed by social disapproval and the threat of separation. Thus after she had been in London for four months, and only two months after they admitted their love to each other, William confessed to his father in front of the rest of the family that he loved Louise Adelaide, and that the match with Grand Duchess Anna of Russia could not go forward because without Adelaide he was certain he would die. What the king had to say to that can be guessed. Nevertheless, William made it clear no amount of coercion, or even bodily duress, would change his mind. The king nonetheless refused to back down as well, leading to no end of the diplomatic awkwardness with a Russian ambassador eager to begin planning the proxy wedding. Matters came to a head in the affair of Prince William in 1723, when he successfully bribed the guards at Whitehall, supposedly for a night’s liberty, at the same time Louise Adelaide and Francoise Marie were waiting with a Roman Catholic priest in a chapel at the Cathedral of St. Edward the Confessor, the post-Reformation seat of Roman Catholicism in England. Agents of the king, alerted to such a possibility, stopped William just shy of the church door. Furious, the king that night banished William to his own splendid isolation at Collyweston, where he was placed under guard.
It was at the surreal height of this crisis that Edward had to travel to Mechelen to hold a summit with the Empress Sophie of Germany. Neither ruler had ever liked the other: Edward had once commented to the Earl of Gravesend that Sophie was “the most faithless whore in the world”; Sophie had likewise been liberal in sharing her view that Edward was a witless butcher who enjoyed war for its own sake. Sophie’s negotiation of a separate deal with the Bourbon powers in the Third General War, followed hard by her facilitation of a similar deal between them and the United Provinces, had hardly helped matters. However, now Sophie saw fit to notify Edward of her grand plans for the Orient, and to propose contingencies in the event the preoccupation of German forces in the East caused King Philip to attack. Edward took it all under advisement and made no commitments. The affair ended on a note of false cheer, leading Vanbrugh to observe as he saw the King Edward, Queen Elizabeth, the Empress Sophie, and the Emperor Alexander at table that “this was the summit of the two worst marriages in Europe.” To which Joseph Addison, overhearing him, replied “Hardly fair, sir. The Prince and Princess of Wales were left at home.”
Meanwhile, separation only strengthened William’s resolve, and the House of Orleans reported from its wing of Whitehall with less than convincing sincerity that Louise-Adelaide could not be persuaded to leave off the attachment either. Frustrated immensely now, Edward directed ultimatums to both sides of the relationship: William was to agree to marry Grand Duchess Anna immediately, and Philippe of Orleans was to find some suitable match for Louise Adelaide not among his sons, which he Edward VIII would gladly facilitate by generously providing a dowry. Otherwise, the House of Orleans could try their luck in Edinburgh. However, both William and Louise Adelaide proved intractable. The crisis was only broken when, partly due to stress from the ordeal, Philippe duke of Orleans died at Whitehall. Then, a few weeks later came the news that Edward’s daughter Mary, now queen of Sweden, died in childbirth in Stockholm. None of her pregnancies had produced children who had lived beyond a few weeks, and thus the King of Sweden was now a widower and Ulrike Eleonora, in her unhappy prison at Durham House, was still his heir apparent. Though far from the gentlest of men, Edward was not about to bully a grieving 21-year old who had just lost his beloved father, and so he let the threat to evict the Orleans drop.
Bizarrely however, the death of the beloved Mary worked to William’s benefit, as Charles XIII, now free to marry and still without an heir of his body, looked to the spurned Grand Duchess Anna to become his queen. The Russians, equally eager after the long years of equivocation from the English, wasted no time in concluding the deal and thus Peter the Great married his beloved daughter to his former archenemy’s heir. William now once again begged his father to permit him to marry freely. Sensing they were close to the end of the drama, Louise Adelaide—who had previously loved the Roman Church to the point of expressing an interest in taking holy orders and becoming a nun—even wrote to the Archbishop of Canterbury expressing her willingness to convert to the Church of England if that would clear away the last hurdle.
Edward, now from vindictiveness as much as anything, refused to alter his position. Finally in mid-summer 1725, whether it was an innocent error, whether he played on their sympathies, or whether he successfully bribed them again, the guards at Collyweston permitted Prince William to slip their grasp again. Evidently there had been some type of planning, since William was able to meet Louise Adelaide in Kettering, where once again there was a Roman Catholic priest helpfully on hand to perform a marriage ceremony.
Edward now conceded the inevitable and refused to contest the legality of the marriage, though requiring the ceremony to be re-performed within the Church of England. He now resolved however to make good on his longstanding threat to William and exclude him from the succession. Moreover, he for the first time discussed the possibility of passing over the Prince of Wales as well. This would leave as the heir apparent Thomas Brandon, the 58 year old childless Duke of Clarence who was blind and now infirm. Second to him would be Margaret, the 59 year old Duchess of Huntly, a force to be reckoned with in the politics of her adopted Scotland. Margaret in turn had seven children, and it seemed entirely possible that if the English crown passed to the House of Huntly it could stay in that powerful and well-established family for a long while. For the English Parliament however, what it saw as the king’s meddling with the succession law was the last straw. In 1726 it started debating the possibility of requiring an Act of Parliament rather than a will to change the succession, thus ending the power of the king to treat the crown as devisable property. Considering the legitimacy of the Brandon family’s succession to the English crown in 1603 relied on the exclusion of the descendants of Margaret Tudor in Henry VIII’s will, the radical nature of this challenge to Edward’s authority could not be overestimated.
Suddenly the long-simmering family ordeal of the Brandons flowered into a full-blown constitutional crisis. Edward successfully averted the passage of an Act of Parliament codifying this principle, but the notion was still abroad that the succession might not be in his power to take away from his sons.
It was in this context that in 1727 Edward once again launched an effort to create the Fourth Kingdom, resolved once and for all to put Parliament in its place and avenge his earlier defeat. Parliament rejected his plan once again, as anticipated. It was then that Edward took the additional step and advanced the idea that the colonies had the right under natural law to create a new kingdom without the consent of Parliament, and that if they did so he would be glad to accept an offer of the crown of the new kingdom. The alarm in Parliament over this turn of events was palpable. Yet in the short term there was no way for Parliament to act to stop the various colonial legislatures from acting on the king’s call. The trickle began almost immediately: in 1728 Edwardsland, Maryland, Kennebec, Fredericksland and Queensland all acceded to the new kingdom, setting the stage for the other colonies to follow the next year. This erosion of its position, and the growing perception that the new kingdom was a fait accompli was what finally moved Parliament to act. Thus it enacted the Acts of Restatement, which purported to define rather than change certain boundaries to the power of the monarchy. Edward of course refused to countenance the new law, and the result was a stand-off between King and Parliament.
It is in this confrontation that the metaphor of the “mast of monarchy” entered the English political vernacular. Had Edward VIII been a child ruler, had he been a foreigner, had the ailments from which he suffered been psychological rather than physical, then quite likely Parliament could have won. But Edward VIII was an English king at the height of his faculties, who had led English armies abroad. From this point on the idea would gain credence that the political power of the monarchy depended on the character and career of the monarch in question: a new-comer to the throne green to rule could be easily rebuffed, whereas a war-horse or a respected humanitarian who had earned the trust of the nation could stretch his or her powers almost to the fullest breadth of the Tudors’. Of course this was not the final word in the development of the English constitutional monarchy, nor was it close. But it was the moment Parliament was checked in what it saw as the natural and inevitable growth of its prerogatives. Westminster mistook this for its moment to chastise the king by denying him funding to prosecute the Fourth General War until he recognized Parliament’s pre-eminence and end all talk of the Fourth Kingdom. Instead, he held strong and began digging deeply into royal accounts, rents, stipends, and various obscure revenues to fund the army. Royal residences were closed, servants were furloughed, and the vast army of lesser nobles who lived off the court were sent back to wherever they called home. Margaret Samuels sold her pearls. But Edward won this constitutional battle most decisively when the Whitehall-friendly paper The Patriotic Observer printed a letter from him asserting “how small a sacrifice it is to me, having shed blood for the country, to give now mere treasure, to see our great patriotic enterprise of the war through.” The next Sunday, he had the letter read from every pulpit in the Church of England. For a king who had never mastered the art of public speaking, and whose written communications had always tended toward the laconic, it was a masterstroke.
Of course Edward’s victory was not immediate: Parliament went on to pass early in 1729 a new Act of Succession, asserting for once and for all that it held the exclusive power to decide the succession of the English monarchy, and that the king by himself had no power to alter or change the rules of succession or make exceptions to it. Yet later in the year Parliamentary elections were held. The king endorsed a slate of candidates for every seat in the House of Commons, and bills were printed advertising his choices. The result was that two-thirds of the new Parliament of 1729 was pledged to oppose the Acts of Restatement and the new Act of Succession.
For Edward these results were a strong personal vindication. But in early 1730 he was still attempting to pass repeals of the “Hated Acts” when, overextended, he fell ill again with malarial fever and lay near death. Suddenly, the Parliament that had been so tame when Edward was in good health reverted to its older habits: with the Act of Succession still the law, influential members approached both the princes to sound them out as to the possibility of a trade by which one son or the other would get the crown in exchange for trading away some of the monarchy’s power to Parliament. The result seemed like an a passage from the Old Testament: Richard Prince of Wales, even presented with the possibility of a special bill in Parliament to end his marriage to the much-despised Ulrike Eleonora, permit him to marry Janet Pendleton and legitimize their children (they had two surviving daughters by this point) refused. William however was willing to accept what would have essentially been the creation of a full parliamentary democracy in which the English king’s powers would be as narrowly defined as those of the Swedish king under the “New Liberty” unfolding there. Thus when Edward finally recovered, he found Parliament moving forward rapidly to substitute William for Richard as the next king of England.
Edward took this as confirmation he had let matters get far out of hand with respect to his family: thus in 1731 he and Richard, the son the crisis had validated in his eyes, reached a remarkable compromise, by which Richard could succeed so long as he promised to cede no powers or prerogatives of the crown to Parliament, to permit Parliament any new role in deciding or regulating the succession, and to be crowned King not just of England, France and Ireland but the new Kingdom of America. Moreover, he could not set aside Ulrike Eleonora but permit her to become queen of England and if possible to beget an heir through her. By mutual agreement William and his descendants would be excluded from the succession. Considering the Duke of Clarence had died the previous year, Edward’s sister Margaret would inherit if Richard produced no heirs of his body. Through her children the House of Huntly would become the new royal family of England. As if to close the matter once and for all, at year’s end Edward denied William the title of duke customary to the adult sons of a king, and made him instead Earl of Anglesey, without even sufficient lands to sustain even an earl’s household. It was a calculatedly brutal insult that made William and Louise-Adelaide into objects of pity nationwide. Nonetheless, finally the long constitutional crisis was settled. In 1732, Parliament obediently repealed the Act of Restatement and the Act of Succession. And in 1733, Edward VIII suffered one final relapse into the fevers he had lived with on-and-off for almost thirty years and died.
It would be odd to end this review of the king's life without commenting at least a bit on the Fourth General War from 1725 to 1730, during which England’s great overarching aims during the Third General War were settled. When the war started with the Bourbon invasion of Sardinia Edward was quick to enter the conflict, and assented to the strategy proposed by the German Empress to carry the battle to the colonies, and only fighting to contain the French in the great European battlefields where they held the advantage. Perhaps a younger man would have argued once again to be given the general’s baton and enter the field, but arthritis and the threat of a renewed incidence of his periodically debilitating fever prevented it. Instead Edward stayed in London where he pursued his own constitutional and family struggles. Nonetheless, he prosecuted the war (when he was not sick) avidly through his ministers and generals, and when in the Treaty of Rome England emerged with its long-coveted prize of Cuba, it lent credence to his reputation as one of England’s great acquisitionist kings, though some would argue through the creation of his Kingdom of America that Edward had subtracted more from the realm than he could ever replace. In the end though, what counted most was that England’s long struggle to prevent the merger of the French and Spanish kingdoms, and thus the potential dawn of a universal monarchy in Europe, was ultimately won.
Finally, in his last years Margaret Samuels and “England's second family” became more than ever Edward’s great comfort. No longer the striking beauty she had been when she first stepped foot on the docks of Bristol, Margaret’s waist had expanded with her fondness for the English diet. Many who met her though commented on her great charisma, and how her eyes were always laughing, just as many observed how she supplemented her scant knowledge of etiquette and English custom with warmth and generosity, so that the capital brimmed with stories of her small kindnesses to servants and the poor. As to Joshua, Solomon and David, as they grew to adulthood with the knowledge they were their royal father’s favorites they set out to enjoy themselves with great enthusiasm. They raced horses down the Strand in the height of noon-day traffic, terrorizing pedestrians and upsetting carts. They eschewed wigs (following the custom of their father after his return from the New World) and wore their long straight black hair tied in the back, or loose. The combination of their father’s tall frame and broad shoulders and their mother’s delicate features made them all strikingly handsome, which they used to make a reputation for themselves as rakes nothing short of legendary, even by the standards of the libertinism of “Pox Cure Days.” There were no telling how many military officers, lawyers, and merchants found themselves confronted with newborns too dark-skinned to be credibly called their own with the royal brothers the reason why. As one wag put it, “they stirred liberally their cinnamon into the milk of London.” Most famously, however, the “Red FitzRoys” were great lovers of practical jokes. In 1730 a minor wit, George Stenham, mused in print about whether Margaret Samuels had ever partaken in cannibalism before she met King Edward. Several days after the piece was published in The Clarion Joshua, Solomon and David walked menacingly into the cocoa house where Stenham could usually be found, wrestled him down, bound him to a wooden pole, and walked out carrying it on their shoulders. Counter to Stenham’s expectations however, they bore him to Whitehall, where he was brought into the presence of the king and made to give a full apology for the offense he had done, both to the king and to Margaret Samuels.
At King Edward’s funeral, it was widely remarked that the Queen and the Earl of Anglesey were icily dispassionate, whereas Margaret Samuels was too stricken over the king’s death to attend at all, and the FitzRoys wept inconsolably, distressing the other mourners. It was the most disorderly funeral the Brandon family had held since that of the French queen, 200 years before. During the ensuing reign of Richard IV, the FitzRoys received large land grants in Edwardsland, where Joshua and Solomon returned in 1742, David having been killed in a duel in 1739. Their descendant FitzRoys live there today, no longer wealthy because of the dilution of the landholdings over many generations, but nonetheless numerous, civically active, and proud of their royal lineage. Margaret Samuels survived the king by less than a year. Neither Queen Elizabeth nor anyone else objected to her request that her remains be buried with his in the same tomb at Westminster Abbey.
The Palace of Woodstock, the monument to Edward VIII that he despised, as it appears today.