Been a while since I've posted on here, trying to get my mojo back.
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Adonai, spare me,” Benny Siegel hacked out between coughs. “Can’t stand the dust.”
“If this place was perfect they’d call it Eden,” snapped Meyer Lansky. His annoyance faded as he took another bite out of his cannoli. “But it’s damn close, so they call it Zion instead.”
They carried on in the Old Hebrew. The wind and its offending sand particles whipped past them, swept up past the awnings on the cafes of Chevaliers Avenue, and swirled around the spire of the Josephus Hotel. At the foot of the hotel, a young woman with a little girl sleeping on her shoulder shook a tin can. The can rattled weakly; it was not nearly full enough.
“Damn close? Buddy, Reb Chaim is two oceans away. You can speak your mind.”
“Yeah, yeah, it’s all doom and all gloom and to top it off you can’t even go two steps without the Saracen scuffing your shoes, huh? Poor old Benny, Kissimmee oughta write a script about him.”
“It’s not about some monkey stepping on my toe, Meyer. It’s about the
principle. That little Arab shouldn’t
be here. Not him, not his seven brothers, not his thirteen inbred uncles, and not the Dago fucks the whole family pay their taxes to.”
“I hear you. Also heard you yell at that kid in English.”
“I said three damn words, and you’d have said ‘em too. And what does he understand of the New Hebrew anyway? Can probably barely wrap his mind around ‘oui oui’ and ‘ne me touche pas, Frère’.”
“Hilarious.”
They sat there a while, drinking the last of their coffees. Three tables away, a man ruffled his newspaper as he sat up. With a satisfied smack of his lips, Benny broke the silence first.
“So, how’s outreach?”
“Getting better. There’s more of our people around here now, ever since those... changes in Austria. No point helping Germans, huh? Not when their Catholics are more fiery than their Protestants. Anyway, Jews don’t even feel safe in Paris anymore, not with all those lone-wolf attacks. They’ve been filling up the ghettoes here, taking whatever work they can. I bet you a Metro’ Mash that woman over there is one of us too.”
“Oh yeah? I’ll raise you one Philly Dog. What’re you saying to ‘em?”
“The usual. Europe doesn’t love you, you schmucks, how many pogroms will it take to realize it? There’s a country that does though, two oceans away. You might have heard about it, even if the authorities keep you from talking about its unbeatable military and unequaled living standards. And someday it’s gonna come and reach its hands out here, and then you’ll be safe forever— but you gotta help it along.”
“And that unsubtle approach is actually
working now, because...?”
“‘Cause even the most servile, domesticated, quasi-Illumnist fucks know that they’re not safe here either. Paris is shaky, Damascus shakier. Some say— well,
I say— the Germans are breaking bread with the Saracens! Some Crusaders
they are, right? I ask these poor Jews of ours, if some Amir with a Sturmgewehr and a footlong erection comes screaming out of Araby, what exactly do you plan to do about it? Some say pray, and I leave those ones alone. But others ask if there’s a better way, and ain’t that what we’re offering?”
“Good, good. But I got another question for you. What does it mean when a guy has been covering his face with a newspaper without flipping a single page for ten whole minutes?”
“Could be his reading comprehension isn’t too good.”
“Not worth the risk. Down the alley it is, then.”
Siegel and Lansky paid and left the scene, making sure to pass the man holding the newspaper. His clothing gave nothing away, and his skin was as tan as any other Levantine’s. Darting left into a thin street lined with nondescript blocks, they entered one of the three pre-planned escape routes to the Givat, a smaller ghetto that the police hasn't visited recently. Four minutes passed, then five. Their pace slowed, their minds relaxed, the pressure lessened.
And suddenly Meyer was walking alone.
Covering his ears, he stumbled to the side, and when he opened his eyes again Benny was splayed out on the cement. His final breaths made bubbles in the blood coating the lower half of his face. Meyer turned, and faced the boy who had stepped on Benny’s shoe not two hours ago. Benny had cursed that boy’s mother in the President’s own English.
Ah. Was he at the cafe too? The newspaper guy must have signaled him. No, maybe that guy was a decoy, meant to get Benny’s attention. Or maybe Benny was thinking too hard like he always does, and the newspaper guy was just… some guy? But he was acting real shifty… then again… no… wait…
As Meyer mused helplessly, the boy raised his gun again.
***
“God is good,” Mu’izz al-Nablusi reported, “and He smiles on a task well done.”
“Did you really have to use the kid?” Police Undersecretary Raoul Salan groaned.
“Yasser is actually seventeen. Short for his age, you know? Malnourished as a kid, tragic. He needed an opportunity to prove himself, so the Boss gave him one. That, and a gun of Turkish make. Exists nowhere else, it might as well be untraceable.”
“Why, because the rounds are ball bearings with a gunpowder cake glued on? I’d be surprised if a chair of Turkish make had three functioning legs.”
“Their art had quite a bit of craftsmanship to it, until you razed their capital.”
“Until
the Russians razed it. And you give me any more lip, I’ll report you to the Knights.”
Mu’izz barked out a short laugh. “Like hell you will. Anyways, you really ought to consider a more… final solution to your Jew problem—”
Raoul slammed his fist on a nearby crate, and Mu’izz jumped. As the militant’s eyes flitted to the cellar’s ceiling, trying to ascertain whether anyone in the restaurant above them had heard anything, the policeman hissed out a warning. “Just because I can’t actually report you doesn’t mean I’ll let you say what you like. You’re not going to be massacring Imperial citizens with my approval, you barbarian.”
Mu’izz made eye contact with Salan again. No one upstairs seemed to be on the way down. He shrugged. “You’re a bastard anyways, right? That’s why you fool around with Shuravis like me. It’s why we give you a cut from our protection business and you give us our money right back when you need something done.”
“Touche. But think about it, Mu’izz—would you still bribe me if my badge didn’t mean anything at all?”
Mu’izz made a show of scratching at his chin. “Well, now, if you were just a regular guy we would stop paying you, yes. And silence you, so you don't you try selling your knowledge of us.”
“Right, right. So from this we can deduce that I, a bastard, exist within the framework of law and order. Every termite needs his woodwork. But these Americans, see, they want to burn my woodwork to ash. Turn my world upside down—and they want to rape my wife and kill my son, too, can’t forget that bit. I’ll be damned if I let the Knights deal with the issue. Crusaders aren’t too good with intelligence, in either sense. They fought off the Persians just fine, but they didn’t see the signs of Qadir’s rebellion in Egypt until it was too late.”
“They’d prefer one enemy they can see approaching, not several enemies that flit around in the twilight.”
“They also hate an enemy within. How many of these superb Catholics have Supercatholic sympathies? That’s the way things are in the Levant. Sh
e’s a German snitch,
his work buddy’s a Neo-Pagan, and
their boss whacks off to photos of Joe Steele’s rallies. Organizations are disintegrating along fault lines they never knew they had.”
“So it takes an individual to solve this?”
Raoul extended his hand. “Maybe two.”
Mu’izz declined, but his smile was thoughtful. “Maybe more, a lot more. I can bring them, but they’d want a better deal than just money. We’re not just criminals, you know— we only do that to raise funds for our political goals.”
“I might have a
little more influence after my investigation on ‘gang violence’ uncovers an American plot and gets me promoted. I’ll see what I can do.”
“You’d better, before the Germans offer us a sweeter deal.”