2. Coronation and other things
“The wind is howling in the field and a fool is getting rich in his dream.”
Ukrainian proverb
“Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world.”
ABBA
“Слишком много орлов.” [1]
Joke at the coronation of Catherine II
“Catherine belonged to those spiritual constructions that do not understand what a belief is and why it is needed when there is a consideration.”
“Having conceived the project, she thought more about what would be said about her than about what would come out of the planned business.”
V. Kluchevski, ‘Catherine II’
General situation.
From the report sent to Maria Theresa:
“Horror and surprise gripped the nobility at the news of the change of power. Most of the nation seemed once and for all not disposed to the foreign origin of the new sovereign.” Taking into an account that at least since the time of Elizabeth the Russian “secret service” was very good in intercepting and decoding the international mail, Catherine most probably was familiar with the content of this report but even without reading it she could not avoid knowing that her position was quite shaky on more than one account:
- Her foreign origin - Peter III, with all his “Germanishness”, was a grandson of Peter I but she was a 100% German.
- The 7YW combined with a systematic mismanagement completely destroyed the Russian finances and the soldiers were not receiving salaries for more than a year with the arrears amounting to 15,000,000 rubles.
- In the state affairs he did not have any reliable political backup:
- Count Panin was in almost open opposition after she “bypassed” Paul: being his governor, Panin expected to become a true power behind the throne. His reputation of the greatest Russian expert in the foreign affairs made him indispensable so Catherine stuck with him but could not fully trust him. The only thing these two had in common was an idea of a close alliance with Prussia.
- Hetman K. Razumovsky supported the coup mostly because he, as a honorary lieutenant-colonel of Izmailovsky Guards Regiment, would have to go to war with Denmark and he did not want to: being enormously rich, he was enjoying his life style and had no intention to suffer any war-related inconveniences. “At Razumovsky's kitchen, a whole bull, ten rams, a hundred chickens and other things in the appropriate number were exterminated daily. His main chef was the famous Barido, left in Russia by the Marquis de la Chétardie and considered even higher than Duval himself, the French cook of Frederick II. Razumovsky's servants numbered up to three hundred.” As a compensation for the services granted during the coup he expected that the hetmanship will be made hereditary. Anyway, neither he nor his elder brother Alexey, even if neither was a fool, could be of any serious help in the state affairs even if just because they never were engaged in a state business during the reign of Elizabeth and had no intention to exert themselves.
- Orlov family got very close to the throne but, even before the coup, Catherine had few illusions about usefulness of Grigory outside the bed and the Guards regiments; within weeks after Peter’s death any doubts on this account disappeared and he started being a burden rather than an asset. Catherine still wanted him as a lover but was he a good ROI? Alexey, seemingly, was a different story in the brains area but he stuck to the family loyalty. The other three brothers were useful mostly in the fistfight. All of them expected enormous rewards and they were not alone in these expectations. Catherine’s personal problem was that she became emotionally quite attached to Grigory and her calculating brain had difficulties in overcoming other parts of her anatomy (just in case, of course I’m talking exclusively about her heart 😜) even when Grigory started behaving increasingly obnoxiously not in private but in public as well.
Situation was “
catastrophic but not serious” [2]:
Being foreign. Even during the time of Elizabeth Catherine had been diligently working upon image of “being more Russian than the Russians” starting from the public display of her newly acquired Orthodoxy and all the way to learning the Russian. An issue of her accent [3] was a debatable but as far as the writing was concerned, she was helped by two things:
- Good secretary.
- Absence of a coherent Russian grammar, which allowed her to make 4 mistakes in 3 letter word without becoming a laughingstock [4].
Official coronation, being something of a sacral ceremony, would fully legitimize her and after this the task will be just stick to the image pushing her Russishness down everybody’s throats.
Russian finances were such an area that to call it “grey” would sound as an unhealthy optimism. To start with, nobody could tell for sure what was the state income because so far attempts of the previous reigns to create a functional structure of the collection and accounting had been failing. It was, more or less, known how much state is
spending but an additional beauty of the situation was the fact that in an absence of formal budget it was totally at the ruler’s whim to move money from one category to another or to make more copper money.
In a much advertised move Catherine “found” the needed amount in the “cabinet money” and distributed them to the troops. Of course, this act of a “generosity” [5] produced a lot of praise and greatly increased a number of the bayonets on which she was now sitting.
The bad part was that something had to be done, and fast, to put the finances into at least some semblance of an order and nobody could tell for sure how to perform such a miracle. Especially if the task involved increase of the state revenues without completely destroying the already impoverished peasants and alienating nobility.
The safest course of actions was to announce a return to the fiscal administrative structure created by Peter (three “collegiums” dealing with the finances) because with reference to the Great One you simply can’t miss (and, of course, nobody would dare to remind that Peter run Russian economy to the ground and immediately after his death his taxation system had to be abolished). How things will be done in a reality is a completely different issue but reputation of someone dutifully following the Peter’s course was a great PR. Actually, wouldn’t it be a great idea to say something along the lines that before starting with something new, she is always ordering to check if Peter planning to do it and always find that he did? This would not even be a lie: during his reign Peter issued enormous number of all types of instructions (all the way to the fashion of the trousers and the useful instructions about finding a toilet when you came to visit someone) so it would be physically impossible to prove that he did miss something.
“Asset”. Actually, as far as the advisory assets were involved, there was one readily available. Peter III released, among others, Fieldmarshal
Munnich and made him a member of the Imperial council. Allegedly, during the coup he gave Peter reasonable advice to flee to Revel and join Rumyantsev’s army, which advice Peter did not follow. After the coup he swore loyalty to Catherine. Fieldmarshal was 78 years old but still quite active and there was no doubt in his vast experience in the state and military affairs.
Catherine dissolved Peter’s Imperial Council … and replaced it with Council of the Imperial Court [6] of which Munnich became a member. She also found him quite useful in getting advices on various “unofficial” issues. [7] At last she found a loyal person who also was quite intelligent and experienced. Advices of the old fieldmarshal tended to be on a decisive side and Catherine started feeing herself more sure in what began to shape in her mind as a future course of actions.
Preparing to coronation was not an easy task. The ceremony had to be impressive, well-organized and, most important, promoting Catherine’s image as “Mother of the country”. Ceremonial robes already were mentioned but the most important item was a crown. So far, each ruler had her or his coronation crown and these first imperial crowns, as well as the royal crowns, were also treated pragmatically - after the coronation they were taken apart and the jewels that decorated them were used for various other purposes (only one or two survived). But Catherine decided to get one which would last to be used by her successors.
The great imperial crown for the sacred coronation of Empress Catherine II, was made by the court jeweler Jerome Pozier. According to his memoirs, Ekaterina instructed the chamberlain Betsky to break outdated jewelry and use stones on a new crown. Pozier selected everything that could be useful for the crown - the largest stones, diamond and colored, "which was the richest thing that is available in Europe." In addition to the stones, 1 pound of gold and 20 pounds of silver were released to make the crown. As a result, despite the jeweler's efforts to make the crown light, it turned out to be "five pounds of weight". What the work of the crown cost, not counting the stones that were state property, is unknown. But the book "Diamond Fund" reports that the total bill of Posier for the work related to the coronation was 50,000 rubles, which was equal to the total amount released for the coronation as a whole.
The crown has 37 very fine, large, white pearls, nineteen diamonds, all averaging over 5 carats (1.0 g) in weight, the largest being the large Indian pear-shaped stone of 12⅝ cts in front, set between two bands of diamonds above and below, numerous small diamonds. At the center and apex of the central arch is a diamond rosette of twelve petals from which rises a large red
spinel, weighing 398.72 carats. This spinel, in turn, is surmounted by a
cross of five diamonds. In total, the crown has 4936 diamonds.
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[1] “Too many eagles” - the coronation robe of CII was embroidered with the imperial eagles (172 total) and at the ceremony she was surrounded by Orlov brother («Орлов» is derived from «орел», “the eagle”).
[2] Definition coined by the A-H military during WWI.
[3] Obviously, the contemporaries had been praising her Russian but those who were at court
had to and those who were not at court would not know one way or another.
[4] It was quite normal to write the words based on how they are sound so instead of «еще» she was writing «исчо».
[5] It seems, unless CII invented some gimmick, that during the 7YW Elizabeth was hoarding money, including war subsidies from the Hapsburgs, considering them as her personal cash.
[6] In OTL created only in 1768. Initially, to deal with the issues related to the Ottoman War, but kept functioning all the way to 1801. ITTL CII is faster at figuring out a need for a permanent advisory institution.
[7] In OTL he was used mostly in his capacity of an engineer overseeing construction works at Kronstadt, Revel and Rågervik ports and Ladoga Canal.