Author's Note: I will be working on this with EvolvedSaurian. I might be posting updates for him on here.
~*~*~*~
"Gotcha, you want me to rape the shit out of this woman."
"No, I want to you to keep her safe."
"Ok. Meat injection. Consent totally optional. Understood boss."
"No. By keep safe, I literally mean KEEP. SAFE. As in no harm coming to her, as in if you touch her and she doesn't let you do so, I will peel your face back off your head with a broken pottery shard. Wait, scratch that. Give her a bath, a set of clean clothes, a nice, proper meal and a comfortable bed to sleep in. You are to treat her as you would treat one of my daughters, is that clear?"
The naked woman was probably stunningly beautiful when not weeping and covered with cuts and bruises. In any case, she was definitely going to be presentable by the time she was needed.
"Alright, alright", sighed the soldier, "Right this way ma'am."
Li Zicheng, Chuangwang of Xi'an paced back and forth in the small hilltop courtyard behind the Forbidden City, occasionally pausing to contemplate the body of the late Chongzhen Emperor, who was swinging by his neck in the late April breeze. He wondered if one day, one of his descendants would be hanging himself from the ragged pagoda same tree.
A couple of soldiers jogged into the courtyard and stood at attention behind their leader.
"Your majesty", one of them began, "should we cut him down? Maybe...give him a proper burial or something?"
"Huh?"
"You know...", the other soldier jabbed his halberd in the general direction of the late Emperor.
"Oh. Right. Not now. Maybe a bit later. Don't touch him until I can figure out what to do with him. Just leave me alone for now, I need some time to think."
Zicheng looked down from the hill. Below him, the bitter smell of burning wood contrasted with the warm, almost pleasant glow of Beijing's buildings being set on fire.
~*~*~*~
"They have her!? What do you mean they have her? What did they do to my Yuan Yuan?!"
"They probably raped her. They took over your father's house and cut his head off when he protested. I saw them tear off Yuan Yuan's clothes. The last thing I saw was a couple of soldiers kicking her around like a soccer ball."
Wu Sangui gritted his teeth in anger. The servant had ridden from Beijing as fast as he could manage to flee the chaos. The man was faithful and honest. He had worked for the Wu household since Sangui was a small child. Sangui knew the man did not tell lies.
"They burned down Beijing, sir. They killed anyone that didn't run and put all the buildings to the torch. After that, I rode here as fast as I could manage."
"That motherfucker! And to think, I was to bear arms for him! GET ME A SCRIBE!" shouted Wu to anyone who could hear him.
A scribe rushed into the room almost instantly, carrying paper, brushes, ink pots and a small desk to write upon.
“What do you need written, sir?” asked the Scribe.
“Just send something to Dorgon. Anything. Tell him that we are surrendering to his forces.”
The Scribe blinked once in shock. Then he began writing slowly.
~*~*~*~
“What’s your name?”
“My name is Chen Yuan Yuan. I am the wife of General Wu Sangui.” The young woman had two black eyes and her speech was slurred because her front teeth had been knocked out by a soldier’s armored boot. Only timely personal intervention by the commander of the rebel army had ensured that no further insults were done to her person.
Li Zicheng carefully sipped his tea, being careful to appear calm.. It felt good to sit on the Golden Throne of Supreme Harmony. Still, he had to be careful not betray any sign of hesitation. Silently, he counted the number of dragons painted on the roof beams. He lost count somewhere after 450.
“My husband indicated to me before he left for Ningyuan that he wished to pledge his men and fealty to you, Your Majesty.”
“Really now?”
“Yes. That was one possibility. An alternative option for him would be to defect to the Manchus.”
“The Manchus? You don’t say...” Li motioned one of his officers over, “send a message to Shanhaiguan at once. Ask him to put his arms down. Tell him that his wife and father are in good health and have not been harmed.”
“Yes sir.” The officer left the throne room at once.
“Shanhaiguan? I thought my husband was at Ningyuan.”
“He moved back towards the south once he heard Beijing had fallen. We had a few brief skirmishes with his army yesterday. If he really wanted to pledge loyalty, he would have done so already.”
“Have you spoken with him yet?”
“I’m afraid not. My messenger should reach him within a day or two. As for you, I suggest you go and get some rest. These last few days seem to have been hard on you.”
“Yes, Your Majesty.”
“Oh and before you go, tell your father in law that I would like to speak with him.”
~*~*~*~
“Your Eminence, we have just received a letter from the headquarters of General Wu Sangui, formerly of the Great Ming. He wishes to surrender his forces to us.”
“Let me read that.” Dorgon stroked his beard and carefully perused the letter.
“Your Eminence, do you believe what they’re saying?”
“Sure I do. General Wu has no reason to lie to me. He has no way out. He has rebel forces in front and Manchu forces to his back. He has to pick one or the other. At worst, there’s a 50 percent chance that I’m wrong.”
“Are you willing to take that gamble?”
“It’s better than sitting here in Mukden, waiting for Li Zicheng’s army to consolidate power in China.”
“That’s...a given, Your Eminence.”
“Well, now that we’ve settled that question, ready the Banners, we march at once.”
~*~*~
“Well then...this is a bit awkward.”
Wu Sangui could only stare at his shoes.
“I have kept up my own end of the bargain by not harming your wife and father for the most part. What about you?”
“I....I...” sputtered Wu.
“What?”
“One week ago, I sent a letter to the Manchus stating my intent to surrender the garrison at Shanhaiguan.” Wu dropped to his knees, barely holding tears back.
Li Zicheng chuckled. “Your wife told me you might do something like that. You reacted too soon. Just calm down. Given how quickly the Manchus march, they’re probably no more than a day from us. I have an idea.”
“Oh?”
“The Manchus know how large your force is, right?”
“Yes.”
“They don’t know how large my force is, correct?”
“Correct.”
“You will stay here with a skeleton force as most of your men “desert” for my army.”
“And?”
“Now tell me, what is the key advantage of the Manchus?”
“Their cavalry.”
“And cavalry needs mobility. I will retreat back towards Beijing in a false state of panic after appearing to offer open battle and wait for the Manchus to lay siege to it. Then I will counterattack and trap the Manchu army inside Beijing while you and your men seal off the pass to prevent reinforcements from getting through. They can’t ride inside the city and my troops have plenty of guns.”
“I...”
“Just go along with the plan. Trust me, it’ll work.”
“Yes. Yes your majesty. It is a brilliant plan.”
~*~*~*~
"Gotcha, you want me to rape the shit out of this woman."
"No, I want to you to keep her safe."
"Ok. Meat injection. Consent totally optional. Understood boss."
"No. By keep safe, I literally mean KEEP. SAFE. As in no harm coming to her, as in if you touch her and she doesn't let you do so, I will peel your face back off your head with a broken pottery shard. Wait, scratch that. Give her a bath, a set of clean clothes, a nice, proper meal and a comfortable bed to sleep in. You are to treat her as you would treat one of my daughters, is that clear?"
The naked woman was probably stunningly beautiful when not weeping and covered with cuts and bruises. In any case, she was definitely going to be presentable by the time she was needed.
"Alright, alright", sighed the soldier, "Right this way ma'am."
Li Zicheng, Chuangwang of Xi'an paced back and forth in the small hilltop courtyard behind the Forbidden City, occasionally pausing to contemplate the body of the late Chongzhen Emperor, who was swinging by his neck in the late April breeze. He wondered if one day, one of his descendants would be hanging himself from the ragged pagoda same tree.
A couple of soldiers jogged into the courtyard and stood at attention behind their leader.
"Your majesty", one of them began, "should we cut him down? Maybe...give him a proper burial or something?"
"Huh?"
"You know...", the other soldier jabbed his halberd in the general direction of the late Emperor.
"Oh. Right. Not now. Maybe a bit later. Don't touch him until I can figure out what to do with him. Just leave me alone for now, I need some time to think."
Zicheng looked down from the hill. Below him, the bitter smell of burning wood contrasted with the warm, almost pleasant glow of Beijing's buildings being set on fire.
~*~*~*~
"They have her!? What do you mean they have her? What did they do to my Yuan Yuan?!"
"They probably raped her. They took over your father's house and cut his head off when he protested. I saw them tear off Yuan Yuan's clothes. The last thing I saw was a couple of soldiers kicking her around like a soccer ball."
Wu Sangui gritted his teeth in anger. The servant had ridden from Beijing as fast as he could manage to flee the chaos. The man was faithful and honest. He had worked for the Wu household since Sangui was a small child. Sangui knew the man did not tell lies.
"They burned down Beijing, sir. They killed anyone that didn't run and put all the buildings to the torch. After that, I rode here as fast as I could manage."
"That motherfucker! And to think, I was to bear arms for him! GET ME A SCRIBE!" shouted Wu to anyone who could hear him.
A scribe rushed into the room almost instantly, carrying paper, brushes, ink pots and a small desk to write upon.
“What do you need written, sir?” asked the Scribe.
“Just send something to Dorgon. Anything. Tell him that we are surrendering to his forces.”
The Scribe blinked once in shock. Then he began writing slowly.
~*~*~*~
“What’s your name?”
“My name is Chen Yuan Yuan. I am the wife of General Wu Sangui.” The young woman had two black eyes and her speech was slurred because her front teeth had been knocked out by a soldier’s armored boot. Only timely personal intervention by the commander of the rebel army had ensured that no further insults were done to her person.
Li Zicheng carefully sipped his tea, being careful to appear calm.. It felt good to sit on the Golden Throne of Supreme Harmony. Still, he had to be careful not betray any sign of hesitation. Silently, he counted the number of dragons painted on the roof beams. He lost count somewhere after 450.
“My husband indicated to me before he left for Ningyuan that he wished to pledge his men and fealty to you, Your Majesty.”
“Really now?”
“Yes. That was one possibility. An alternative option for him would be to defect to the Manchus.”
“The Manchus? You don’t say...” Li motioned one of his officers over, “send a message to Shanhaiguan at once. Ask him to put his arms down. Tell him that his wife and father are in good health and have not been harmed.”
“Yes sir.” The officer left the throne room at once.
“Shanhaiguan? I thought my husband was at Ningyuan.”
“He moved back towards the south once he heard Beijing had fallen. We had a few brief skirmishes with his army yesterday. If he really wanted to pledge loyalty, he would have done so already.”
“Have you spoken with him yet?”
“I’m afraid not. My messenger should reach him within a day or two. As for you, I suggest you go and get some rest. These last few days seem to have been hard on you.”
“Yes, Your Majesty.”
“Oh and before you go, tell your father in law that I would like to speak with him.”
~*~*~*~
“Your Eminence, we have just received a letter from the headquarters of General Wu Sangui, formerly of the Great Ming. He wishes to surrender his forces to us.”
“Let me read that.” Dorgon stroked his beard and carefully perused the letter.
“Your Eminence, do you believe what they’re saying?”
“Sure I do. General Wu has no reason to lie to me. He has no way out. He has rebel forces in front and Manchu forces to his back. He has to pick one or the other. At worst, there’s a 50 percent chance that I’m wrong.”
“Are you willing to take that gamble?”
“It’s better than sitting here in Mukden, waiting for Li Zicheng’s army to consolidate power in China.”
“That’s...a given, Your Eminence.”
“Well, now that we’ve settled that question, ready the Banners, we march at once.”
~*~*~
“Well then...this is a bit awkward.”
Wu Sangui could only stare at his shoes.
“I have kept up my own end of the bargain by not harming your wife and father for the most part. What about you?”
“I....I...” sputtered Wu.
“What?”
“One week ago, I sent a letter to the Manchus stating my intent to surrender the garrison at Shanhaiguan.” Wu dropped to his knees, barely holding tears back.
Li Zicheng chuckled. “Your wife told me you might do something like that. You reacted too soon. Just calm down. Given how quickly the Manchus march, they’re probably no more than a day from us. I have an idea.”
“Oh?”
“The Manchus know how large your force is, right?”
“Yes.”
“They don’t know how large my force is, correct?”
“Correct.”
“You will stay here with a skeleton force as most of your men “desert” for my army.”
“And?”
“Now tell me, what is the key advantage of the Manchus?”
“Their cavalry.”
“And cavalry needs mobility. I will retreat back towards Beijing in a false state of panic after appearing to offer open battle and wait for the Manchus to lay siege to it. Then I will counterattack and trap the Manchu army inside Beijing while you and your men seal off the pass to prevent reinforcements from getting through. They can’t ride inside the city and my troops have plenty of guns.”
“I...”
“Just go along with the plan. Trust me, it’ll work.”
“Yes. Yes your majesty. It is a brilliant plan.”
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