Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread III

Part 137, Chapter 2359
Chapter Two Thousand Three Hundred Fifty-Nine



19th March 1975

Breslau, Silesia

With the wedding preparations in full swing and the rehearsal dinner in only a few hours everyone was in the reception hall for lack of anywhere better to be. Zella found herself sitting with Kiki. Her instructions were not to just keep her friend company, but to keep Kiki from taking on too much. Everyone knew she could be, and acceptance of physical limitations had never been something that Kiki was known for. Her having some sort of accident or causing an incident was the last thing that they needed right now on top of everything else that had been going with this wedding that had become a three-ring circus complete with elephants, lions, tigers, at least one stag, and a bear or two.

“I wish that people would stop trying to assist me whenever I try to do anything” Kiki said to Zella. She was generally annoyed with the world these days and it had grown worse since word had leaked out that she was expecting a boy. Despite changes in the Law that governed inheritance that permitted daughters to be heirs of their parent’s titles and fortunes, there was still a deep cultural preference for sons to play that role. Kiki said that she was looking at like if it were some sort of sick joke that the world was playing on her.

“I don’t know about that, there are reasonable limits considering that…” Zella started to reply but was interrupted.

“No one wants me to do anything, this is incredibly boring” Kiki said, “I have worked as a Surgeon for years, so I know that at events like this there are always Medical Emergencies just waiting to happen.”

“I don’t know Kiki” Zella said starting to get frustrated after having grown tired of listening to Kiki complain some time ago. Kiki was eight months and change pregnant. Did Zella really need to point out to her what one of the most obvious medical emergencies that might happen was? That there was a reason why no one wanted her doing anything too strenuous and that Kiki was whistling past the graveyard? “Perhaps we can convenience one of the caterers to cut off a finger so that you can be entertained?”

“Don’t be silly Zella” Kiki said, “That would be a terrible thing to have happen.”

Speaking of silly, what the Hell was the matter with Kiki? Or Aurora when it came right down to it? Zella thought to herself. A few weeks earlier, Aurora had finally given birth to a baby girl who she had named Gisela after her grandmother. Despite Aurora now having the family that she had dreamed about for years. She had been totally despondent when Zella had visited her the other day. Now today, Zella saw how Kiki, who was normally rather serious when it came to life and death matters, had taken on a frivolous attitude that was completely unlike her.

Then something across the hall caught Kiki’s attention, something that she found incredibly amusing. “Nina just cannot figure out that it isn’t a game” Kiki said, “I hope she is always that innocent.”

Like in the past at formal events like this, Kiki’s daughter Nina was always interested in whatever the older children were up to. This time however it had been in the midst of some unfortunate domestic drama. Albrecht and Ilse’s six-year-old daughter had ended up watching a movie that was a bit too much for a girl her age on one of the new entertainment television channels. In this case it was a movie set in Argentina during the Patagonian War and while Ingrid had little understanding of the events which the film had been based on, she understood perfectly well that the grinding campaign depicted was supposedly in the same place where Nikolaus, the big brother she adored was. She had taken about as well as a child her age could be expected to, which meant about as badly as was possible.

Now Nikolaus was back, having hitched a ride with the President of Argentina of all people and he found that his little sister was clinging to him, apparently to keep him safe. To his credit, Nikolaus was happy to humor his little sister even though he didn’t have the first clue as to what was actually going on. Nina thought that it was just a game until Kat’s daughter, Marie Alexandra, who had arrived from Canada only the day before, began gently trying to encourage Nina to do something else.

“That is something that has been good about our moving to Bavaria” Kiki said, “Nina finally has friends her own age.”

“That is actually wonderful” Zella replied. She knew that Kiki had been worried for a long time about how her daughter might end up with the sort of childhood that Kiki had, retreating into books because that was one of the few things that had been allowed. There were considerable differences though. Kiki had been declared an “Enemy of the People” by the Soviet Union the instant she was born. So, the threats had been very real back then. “You had me and Aurora, so you were not entirely alone.”

“That was after I convinced my mother that I should go to school” Kiki said, “I remember what a troublemaker you were back then. There was that other girl you went to war with, what was her name?”

“Klara Bohn” Zella replied. Klara had attempted to bully Aurora and Kiki at separate times, Zella had seen to it that she had paid a heavy price in return. “The last I saw of her she had been accepted into University in Strasburg, she said she was trying to get as far from us as she could get.”
 
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I am hoping that this wedding is going to be a series of multiple updates because it would be fun to see this from a number of different viewpoints.
So far, we are beginning to see our cast of characters being sorted out on their roles.
Nina is probably one of the Flower Girls even though she really has no direct connection to the Happy Couples, it is just that her mother is someone of importance, Marie Alexandra is going to be the Chief Child Wrangler keeping all the various Flower Girls, Ring Bearers, Page Boys, and Junior Attendants in line and on their proper marks (she does have the Swiss Girls Finishing School training for that).
Niko is too young to be a Groomsman but could be an escort for the Junior Attendants.
Zella is not just a guest but is also going to do some live stand-up reporting before and after the circus, excuse me the celebrations are over.
What is needed to keep things moving along is someone to serve as Ringmaster, excuse me Master of Ceremonies and is their anyone in Germany like Bob Hope to fulfil that role?
 
If you need some one to be ringmaster here there is only one person who has ever controlled a Wolvolgol and that is Mrs. Admiral Schmidt, what is she doing now?
 
If you need some one to be ringmaster here there is only one person who has ever controlled a Wolvolgol and that is Mrs. Admiral Schmidt, what is she doing now?
I don't know what Frau Schmidt is doing either, but the Ringmaster will almost certainly be Suse-Rosa's own mother, the formidable Lagaertha von Wolvogle herself.
 
Gerta is going to be too busy doing a Star Turn as Mother of the Bride to be the Ringmaster, excuse me MC of this Circus, excuse me again Double Wedding.
What is needed is someone who is basically inoffensively humorous who can gently needle the bigwigs in the room without unduly hurting their feelings, jokes like "This is the greatest gathering of recipients of the PLM since the last time that the von Richthofen's and the von Mischner's families last sat down together".
In Part II of "The Never-ending Timeline" I made a joke that someone with a PhD in Geometry did the seating chart for the wedding of Albrecht von Richthofen and Ilse Tritten, this is going to need a whole department of geometry PhDs and the most powerful computers available in order to figure out the seating chart.
 
So how is the wedding of Queen Marie Cecilie of Galicia-Ruthenia to her "Gentleman Consort" Lars coming along?
Unlike the Circus unfolding in front of our eyes, I can see this being much more low-key, a public civil wedding in the Main Square of Krakow with blessings from religious leaders, followed by an "Open Reception" with entertainment provided.
 
So how is the wedding of Queen Marie Cecilie of Galicia-Ruthenia to her "Gentleman Consort" Lars coming along?
Unlike the Circus unfolding in front of our eyes, I can see this being much more low-key, a public civil wedding in the Main Square of Krakow with blessings from religious leaders, followed by an "Open Reception" with entertainment provided.
Sorry - any time I hear that city name I think of this...

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Part 137, Chapter 2360
Chapter Two Thousand Three Hundred Sixty



19th March 1975

Breslau, Silesia

It was important that the rehearsal followed by the rehearsal dinner went off without too much trouble. With a wedding this size and the scale of the double wedding party, difficulties abounded. So, everyone had to know their place, the timing of their entrances, and where they were supposed to go. While this wasn’t a marriage at the level of a true royal wedding, the families involved meant that there was going to be considerable interest even before the announcements that were to take place during the reception had been teased to the press. It meant that everything had to go perfectly on Friday.

As had been arranged weeks earlier, Niko was to be Gretchen Schultz’s escort as they walked down the aisle just ahead of the flower girls as the youngest members of the wedding party. On Friday afternoon they would be doing this for real, Katherine von Mischner and Klaus Voll had been tapped by both couples as those trusted to make sure that all of this happened. Word was that they also had been asked to rein in some of the worst excesses of Aunt Gerta. Niko had seen some of the entertainment that was in store for them at the reception and had a hard time imagining what it would have looked like if no one had said “No” to Gerta. He had told President Martínez about how he had expected to find Aunt Gerta in a Director’s chair with a bullhorn overseeing this huge “production” of a wedding. Fortunately, that had not happened. What Niko had not heard about was what Gerta thought about how Opa had taken over key portions of the reception to make his announcements with the Emperor himself present so that the whole world would be watching. He didn’t figure that she was thrilled. As Niko reached the front of the aisle he led Gretchen to the dais where a piece of masking tape with their names written on it was stuck to the floor.

Piers Sjostedt, who had come out of retirement to Officiate the wedding just looked at Niko and nodded. It was the same role he had played when Uncle Hans had married Aunt Helene decades earlier, so he had not minded coming from his home in Flensburg in the least.

“Nikolaus von Richthofen and Gretchen Schultz have it down” He said over his shoulder to a young woman who was assisting him who marked something down on a clipboard.

Just then the flower girls came down the aisle at wildly different paces and with so many distractions the result was pure anarchy. There was a dozen of them ranging in ages between four and eleven with Niko’s little sister Ingrid among them along with the daughters of the Emperor and the Imperial Princess Royal. Niko supposed that it was a way of showing the esteem of his family. Presently though, they were buzzing from the effects of too many sweets and had grown bored with the rehearsal. Peter, the Ring Bearer, a little boy who was the nephew of Christian Weise, one of the grooms looked at the girls with undisguised horror as Kat’s mostly adult daughters, Niko’s cousins; Josefine, Tatiana, Marie Alexandra, and Sophie tried in vain to keep them all moving in the same direction. If this happened on Friday they would be in a whole lot of trouble because they were all supposed to be part of the wedding party.

Niko noticed that Pastor Sjostedt looked amused. He said something to the girl with him in what sounded like French, and she just laughed. He had never seen her before. He could see though that she had short dark hair that was contained under a knit cap and the most amazing grey-blue eyes.

“Do you know who she is?” Niko asked Gretchen only to get a look in return that suggested that he was pushing his luck.

“The Pastor’s granddaughter” Gretchen said in a tone that suggested she didn’t like that Niko had even brought that subject up. He had no idea what her deal was. Gretchen had always been around. She was Bas’ little sister and Bas was like a brother to Niko. That made Gretchen just as much Niko’s little sister as Ingrid. Of course, a Lutheran Pastor wasn’t a Catholic Priest, they didn’t take vows of celibacy, so him having a rather attractive granddaughter wasn’t a surprise.

“Does she have a name?” Niko asked.

Only to get a withering look from Gretchen in reply.

That was only a few seconds before the yelling started.

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Practicing the entrance of Suse Rosa and Kurt had been interrupted by an argument that erupted among the Junior Attendants. According to Ilse who had overheard the entire exchange, Gretchen, who’d had a schoolgirl’s crush on Nikolaus for ages had gotten upset when he had expressed an interest in Monique Chanson. Months of feeling neglected and ignored as well as the frustrations of the last few days all came out at once. Nikolaus, being a typical sixteen-year-old of the male variety was completely clueless about what was going on.

Kat knew that Niko would probably become a fully functional adult about the time he turned thirty-five or so if he followed the pattern set by either the Mischner or Richthofen families. Gretchen would either need to learn how to work around that or else find a different object of her affections. Of course, she had never said anything to Nikolaus which was perfectly in keeping with the chaotic nature of the Schultz family.

Suse Rosa was understandably upset by what had happened. She was convinced that this whole thing was an unmitigated disaster in the process of happening. Ina wasn’t nearly as upset but had compared the wedding to the actions of a rotary manure spreader. Naturally Kat’s namesake niece who chose to live full time on her grandfather’s rural estate would understand the function and workings of such a device.
 
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So a question for the audience and followers since the beginning, Is it Niko and Gretchen or Niko and Monique we should start shipping together? Enquiring minds want to know.
 
So a question for the audience and followers since the beginning, Is it Niko and Gretchen or Niko and Monique we should start shipping together? Enquiring minds want to know.
Or they’ll both turn out to be teenage crushes he won’t see once he turns an adult and his future significant other will be someone not introduced yet XD
 
If we go back to how the relationships that the Mischner men has developed, it is the women who have taken charge of them.
First with Hans as it was Helene who made the first, second, and all other subsequent moves until she told the Kaiser that Hans was his Intended without Hans knowing it.
With Stefan it was Nzhoni von Horst who first asked him to dance when he was a lowly Sodat, and she has been leading ever since then.
Now with Young Manfred, Suse Rosa has been in charge of the pace of the courtship.
If Gretchen really wants Niko, she MUST tell Niko things like “The movie starts at eight and we are going to get something to eat first”, and having Mischner DNA in him, he will just go along with it.
 
If we go back to how the relationships that the Mischner men has developed, it is the women who have taken charge of them.
First with Hans as it was Helene who made the first, second, and all other subsequent moves until she told the Kaiser that Hans was his Intended without Hans knowing it.
With Stefan it was Nzhoni von Horst who first asked him to dance when he was a lowly Sodat, and she has been leading ever since then.
Now with Young Manfred, Suse Rosa has been in charge of the pace of the courtship.
If Gretchen really wants Niko, she MUST tell Niko things like “The movie starts at eight and we are going to get something to eat first”, and having Mischner DNA in him, he will just go along with it.
Or is it that they like strong women? BTW, Stefan was the one who asked Nizhoni to dance when everyone else was terrified of her father.
 
Or is it that they like strong women? BTW, Stefan was the one who asked Nizhoni to dance when everyone else was terrified of her father.
I thought it was Nizhoni who approached Stefan at the dance, but the point is that they are strong men who are not afraid of strong women and that being the case is why they love them.
The main point is thatIwas trying to make was that if Gretchen really wants Niko, she must take charge.
Hans would had never dared to approach Helene on his own, it was Helene who talked to Hans first on his hand train back from leave.
 
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