Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread II

Brian wondered who the Hell this man thought he was. Without the paras around would he be so tough?
Dumbass to the top. The most funnier its that he's likely to be DRAGGED, kicking and screaming to Whitehall once he is back in England, for a rather irked member of MI6 linked to Foreign Affairs, needing to know WHAT his sorry arse did to infuriate the CiC of the German Armed Forces.

The realization of HOW DEEP he got himself on shit to finally grasp the situation and the brown trousers moment that would follow.....not aided for the likely words of the MI6 Aide..."if you value your sorry arse's virginity, i would suggest to avoid Germany and Central Europe in the next Decade......the German Paras tend to take personally an insult to their figures, and Marshall Von Holz its downright venerated by his soldiers at this point. What do you think that they will do to you once the news what you were calling his daughter a lesbian or whore fully spread?"
 
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Dumbass to the top. The most funnier its that he's likely to be DRAGGED, kicking and screaming to Whitehall once he is back in England, for a rather irked member of MI6 linked to Foreign Affairs, needing to know WHAT his sorry arse did to infuriate the CiC of the German Armed Forces.

Great, so Fleming will soon have another Bond book on the way with a intricate plot.
 
On the other hand, this could be Emil’s last hurrah.

Paratroopers under his orders just kidnapped a foreign national from an international airport with witnesses and without him breaking any laws.
 
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On the other hand, this could be Emil’s last hurrah.

Paratroopers under his orders just kidnapped a foreign national from an international airport with witnesses and without him breaking any laws.
Riiiight...like if ANY Paratrooper WILL say anything except what likely BS their Sarge told them to repeat if asked for anyone else about the "Anti-terrorist Protocols checkup" in the Airport....... or would even DARE to accuse one of the most revered figures of the Luftwaffe.

This its more likely to be a nice humour gossip matter in the OKW, considering that MOST of the generals and Admirals would be FAR more heavy handed to deal with an uppity British trash speaking ill of their families and would have sent the group to cool for a few days in a Berlin prison by half assed charges, then deported them unceremoniously with a black mark clearly indicating being "Non Grata Persona" for the German Empire in their passport.....
 
On the other hand, this could be Emil’s last hurrah.

Paratroopers under his orders just kidnapped a foreign national from an international airport with witnesses and without him breaking any laws.
That could be, but it is most likely that the paratroopers were on their off duty time and Emil just went to nearest barracks and explained that his daughter, Grafin von Mischner's goddaughter was grossly insulted and the good people at passport and visa control would like some help in making sure that the band got on the next flight out without any problems and he just asked for a few volunteers.

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Riiiight...like if ANY Paratrooper WILL say anything except what likely BS their Sarge told them to repeat if asked for anyone else about the "Anti-terrorist Protocols checkup" in the Airport....... or would even DARE to accuse one of the most revered figures of the Luftwaffe.

This its more likely to be a nice humour gossip matter in the OKW, considering that MOST of the generals and Admirals would be FAR more heavy handed to deal with an uppity British trash speaking ill of their families and would have sent the group to cool for a few days in a Berlin prison by half assed charges, then deported them unceremoniously with a black mark clearly indicating being "Non Grata Persona" for the German Empire in their passport.....

That could be, but it is most likely that the paratroopers were on their off duty time and Emil just went to nearest barracks and explained that his daughter, Grafin von Mischner's goddaughter was grossly insulted and the good people at passport and visa control would like some help in making sure that the band got on the next flight out without any problems and he just asked for a few volunteers.

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We can prove that they were there at the airport, but we can't just PROVE that they were really there, because everyone who knows they were there at the airport, can actually prove they were elsewhere at the time that they were supposed to be at the airport.

:p
 
On the other hand, this could be Emil’s last hurrah.

Paratroopers under his orders just kidnapped a foreign national from an international airport with witnesses and without him breaking any laws.

Everyone knows that the customs and immigration officers took him for questioning separately from his band mates. After all why would a high ranking member of the OKW take notice of some musician from the UK? At least that is what Her Majesty's would say on the record, if anyone asked.
 
one of Zella’s teachers basically implying that any representation of a woman’s body was automatically pornographic
A bit late but... What kind of idiot would say that, considering that a good chunk of all artistic representation (starting from the Stone Age) is portraying women?
It's like a Flat Earther teaching Geography.
 
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A bit late but... What kind of idiot would say that, considering that a good chunk of all aristic representation (starting from the Stone Age) is portraying women?
It's like a Flat Earther teaching Geography.

More like an Iron Age hangover. While I don't remember the exact words used, an art teacher who I had in school said several things like that over the course of a year. This was in a city known for a nearby Liberal Arts College in the early 90s. I found out later that she was a fundamentalist Christian.
 
I wonder if something like the Baader-Meinhof Gang Red Army Faction will appear?
With the passing of years since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the might be a reexamination of Marxist theory and I could see middle class and upper middle class professional students deciding that the Lang Revolution has been betrayed and only violent revolutionary action will change the course of Germany.
This actually has me wondering about what happened to prominent communist German figures ITTL.

Walter Ulbricht and Erich Mielke were in the Soviet Union OTL, so it's unlikely that they survived the Great War. I wonder about Erich Honecker and Egon Krenz.
 
I wonder about Erich Honecker and Egon Krenz.
In my mind the senior leadership of the KPD were either tried for treason after the Hozenhollern Palace attempt, or if they were able to escape to the Soviet Union then they were executed by Stalin as spys after the Soviet Union suffered defeat on the battlefield, or they were able to escape to other places and are keeping a low profile like working on a kibbutz in the Palestinian Mandate.
As for Honecker, I had him in my mind being shipped off to the Seebaitallion Infantry and in the post when Tilo was out on patrol and someone got killed taking a red.star from a IJA helment, that was him.
As for Krenz, he was born in 1937 and is 22 years old and he is either one of the radicals that was mocked by Kiki, or he is a raging capitalist.
Of course this is all in my mind and not to be taken for anything else.
 
In my mind the senior leadership of the KPD were either tried for treason after the Hozenhollern Palace attempt, or if they were able to escape to the Soviet Union then they were executed by Stalin as spys after the Soviet Union suffered defeat on the battlefield, or they were able to escape to other places and are keeping a low profile like working on a kibbutz in the Palestinian Mandate.
As for Honecker, I had him in my mind being shipped off to the Seebaitallion Infantry and in the post when Tilo was out on patrol and someone got killed taking a red.star from a IJA helment, that was him.
As for Krenz, he was born in 1937 and is 22 years old and he is either one of the radicals that was mocked by Kiki, or he is a raging capitalist.
Of course this is all in my mind and not to be taken for anything else.
It's certainly possible that Honecker would have been conscripted, like Willi Stoph in OTL. Personally, I'm imagining Honecker being in the Reichstag representing the KPD, or working for whoever represents the KPD, but unable to accomplish anything of note due to the KPD being the fringiest of the most fringe of political parties in TTL Germany.

As for Krenz, P-M's modus operandi is to give all post-POD individuals the same OTL personality unless some particular event happened to them, so I think he'll still be a communist ITTL.
 
Part 85, Chapter 1310
Chapter One Thousand Three Hundred Ten


16th February 1959

Tempelhof, Berlin

Kiki was already feeling rotten when she met Doctor Berg for their usual lunch. She had woken up late with her whole body was aching from when she had woken up and she had a scratchy throat. Kiki had also discovered that her face had broken out with a number of fresh pimples on her forehead and chin that stood out lividly against how pale she was. She knew she should have been washing her face but hadn’t been. After barely making it through her morning classes, she walked in to the hospital cafeteria. The smell of food only served to make her feel nauseous even though she had skipped breakfast.

Kiki was already anticipating what Berg would have to say about her appearance. While Berg herself could care less about what she looked like. A white lab coat over clothes that leaned more towards practical was how Berg almost always dressed. She did however use how Kiki was dressed as a barometer of how well Kiki was taking care of herself and today, Berg would probably say that it was obvious that she hadn’t been. Whenever Kiki wore the red coat with the word Sanitätsdienst across the back in white letters and the word Schülerin just below, denoting that she was a trainee in the Medical Service when she didn’t need to, it was seen as a red flag by Berg. Especially today when it was worn over a wrinkled field uniform of the Heer and Joint Medical Service.

There was also the mortifying aspect that Berg wasn’t alone, she had another Doctor with her who Kiki instantly recognized as Zella’s uncle Peter. He was in his mid-fifties, dignified looking and he was wearing the pin of the Medical Service on the collar of his lab coat which was the only thing to suggest that he was the General in charge of training and recruitment for the entire Medical Service. The way that Berg spoke to him suggested long friendship. As Kiki set her satchel bag on the table and sat down Berg looked at her with a slight look of distaste. It was clear that she wanted to say something unfavorable about her but was holding off due to the presence of the other Doctor. Kiki also couldn’t help but noticing that Peter Holz was looking at her like if she were a specimen in a lab.

“I understand that you already know Doctor Holz” Berg said, “He wanted to see how you were progressing.”

“Really?” Kiki asked, she had no idea why he would take an interest in her if she were anyone else. Part of the annoyance of having an Emperor for a father.

“Yes” Peter replied, “I’ve talked with a few of your professors as well as Doctor Berg, Obersoldat von Preussen or is it Fischer, they are saying that you are a good student.” It was clear that he found her use of various pseudonyms a bit amusing, but her volunteering to be a field medic as opposed to taking a direct commission in a few years was something that he approved of.

“Oh” Kiki replied, she really wished that people would leave her alone. Recently, she had learned that some of the tabloids were speculating that she was feuding with her stepmother and that it had been a factor in driving her to join the Medical Service. That was total garbage. While Kiki had certainly had difficulty accepting Charlotte. She had resigned herself to Charlotte’s presence in her life, especially now that Kiki would have a new half-brother or sister due in June.

“She has worked hard to get where she is” Berg said, “Getting her to take better care of herself however has been a bit more of a challenge. Today for example, she has clearly been neglecting herself again.”

“I remember what it was like to be a student” Peter said, “Hard work, late nights and finally the sense of accomplishment when I got my degree. I would say that you can probably forgive Kristina’s appearance at this moment.”

“Are you certain?” Berg asked, “Because over the last couple years I’ve seen how she avoids eating and sleeping. The exhaustion and vitamin deficiency are obvious, depending on her cycle she gets anemic as well.”

Kiki was finding it annoying that they were talking about her as if she were a patient who wasn’t really there.

“Perhaps” Peter said, “But I would check her temperature as well as her lymph nodes, because to me Kristina looks like she is coming down with influenza.”

“Interesting if you could tell all that just by looking at her” Berg said, “And what would the rest of your prognosis be?”

“She'll be ill for the next week or so. The typical treatment involves rest and fluids” Peter said, “Dietary supplements and referring her to a Dermatologist about that acne when she gets better wouldn’t hurt.”

“Wait” Kiki said, not liking any of that. “I don’t have time to be sick, there’s too much to do.”

“If you land yourself in the hospital due to complications of the flu then you could find yourself having nothing to do at all for weeks” Berg said sharply.

“That is not the right tact to take Nora” Peter said, “In my educated guess, by this time tomorrow Kristina will hardly be able to get out of bed. Have you heard anything regarding illnesses among the others in the dormitory that she lives in?”

“There are three hundred young women who live in that building” Berg answered, “Someone is always coming down with something.”

“Just stop” Kiki said, “I don’t want to hear this.”

“It’s a bit late for that” Berg said. Kiki got the impression that it was something that she said a lot.
 
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Kiki should realize by now that she is the poster girl for the JMS and there is going to be a lot of interest by the higher ups in making sure that she stay on track, while they are not going to lower the standards for her it doesn't mean that she will not get a little extra help when necessary.
Kiki is also going have to make a public show that there isn't a feud between her and Charlotte.
 
Kiki is also going have to make a public show that there isn't a feud between her and Charlotte.

I don't know as they need to make a particular effort. The cheezy tabloids aren't considered news by anyone who's opinion matters. Some of them probably have articles where someone spotted Princess Kristina is doing bayonet drills with Wilhelm II
 
I don't know as they need to make a particular effort. The cheezy tabloids aren't considered news by anyone who's opinion matters. Some of them probably have articles where someone spotted Princess Kristina is doing bayonet drills with Wilhelm II
The first rule in combating stories like this is to nip it in the bud and there is no need to make a big show or grand gestures, just something that people can see that the story is bogus.
Right now there should be something like what happened IOTL New York City is probably going on in Berlin ITTL when a lot of newspapers either merged or closed down and that was considered to be as some have said “The Golden Age of the Tabloids”.
 
Is it a ghost of Wilhelm II? :p

I assume you mean Emperor Louis..

Nope, I mean Wilhelm. Sort of as a hat tip to the tabloids that see Elvis everywhere. Generally sharing a box of donuts with Tupac.

The first rule in combating stories like this is to nip it in the bud and there is no need to make a big show or grand gestures, just something that people can see that the story is bogus.

You may be right. My thought its to treat it (From the bad tabloids) as being so patently absurd, that it isn't worth dignifying with a response
 
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