FairlyUninformedGraduate
Gone Fishin'
Richard Junior's 9th birthday.Lol.
*Few years down the line Richard junior's about eight here.
"Uncle John, why are you always so grumpy?"
"Grumpy? My dear boy, I'm not grumpy, I am merely serious."
"Why are you so serious?"
"Do you want to know how I got this scar?" Points to scar above his right eye.
"Yes, Uncle John!"
"Well it all started when a young Prince was left in charge of a great Empire......"
John (bursts in): Happy birthday nephew! I brought you a delicious jug of hot birthday milk.
RJr: Why does it smell funny?
John: Nonsense! Just, you know, drink it up. Quickly. Before your-
Richard and Berengaria Arrive
John: On second thoughts... (grabs goblet and throws it out of a window)
Richard: Lil bro!
Berengaria (icily): Ola.
John sidles out of the room muttering: Not poison, definitley not poison...
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