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Night_stalker said:
Ah, German political threads.

Sometimes, I think the staff are just using them as their own amusement/ tracker for all the potential nuts.

Only reason why they seem to be allowed open, in my mind.
 
Look's who's back from New York for five days!

Religious_Commie said:
I see Rittershit has gone on about the "glory" of ZE FATHURLAND again and how totally necessary and heroic his precious DNVP is and how they are totally not in anyway the puppet masters of the NDP no sir, ignoring the fact that in practice the two have a 'surprisingly' good working relationship despite the fact that the NDP supposedly being in the right 'opposition' with how the NDP being used by the DNVP to try and break rallies and strikes by the workers and the DNVP in share makes sure to keep the police apparatus off their personal fascist thugs -though speaking of fascist thugs I'm surprised Rommel's shit hasn't tried anything yet, especially with RedDevilDog being here earlier, with how much of a hate boner he has for him.- Though I have to say Rittershit I have to say the fact you on one hand go on about how much you 'hate' the Nazis whilst on the other hand go on about your love of the Wehrmacht and their officers to be disgustingly hypocritical, with how the Wehrmacht's officer and general military culture was just as brutal if less thorough with the "godless Bolsheviks" and "Untermensch" prisoners as any SS filth. The fact that you would even for a time be willing to defend the embodiment of Fascist ideology, Siegfried from the Waververse just shows how much of a hypocritical bastard you are, you reactionary pond scum.

Also your comment about us "Godless Commies", I should remind you that Trinitarianism is a rather popular religion to follow in the Commintern, with me being a Trinitarian after all and that I know at least that Mental Omega is a Neo Romunva and whilst I don't know if his entire family is I can presume so since religion is very often something you are raised with and don't join on your own. However I guess that still counts as "godless" as it does not follow the "proper" religions that serve as the loyal handmaiden of bourgeois oppression.

Though seeing reactionaries like you and Cyber Doctor being at each others throats is always a sight to see.

Anyway on to my personal opinion on actual German politics that does not include the reactionary shit Ritterstahl I have to say I once again give a thumbs up to Die Partie and their masterful trolling and mocking of the sham that is "bourgeois Democracy" and its especially disgustingly overt nature in West Germany. Though I do wish occasionally they could make proper cause with the Left Opposition or at least work with them a bit to try and push through laws that'll weaken the DNVP though I understand they never will and their reasons.

Though speaking of the Left Opposition I still wish they'd throw out Pirate Party, fucking pitiful reformist protectors of capitalism, even the SPD at their worst still intended to eventually bring about the end of capitalism, eventually, even if I still do hate the SPD between 1914 and 1934 for being reformist class traitors that even had the audacity to turn their guns to the workers in Spartacus revolt of Berlin. But the so called "left" Pirate Party doesn't even intend to bring about socialism, instead dismissing Marx and dialectical Materialism completely and instead act all high and mighty and ignore reality whilst they go on about the need to find a new way or such bullshit. Fuck them and I really wish they'd be kicked out of the Left Opposition for being the reformist defenders of capitalism they are.

So I decided to make another post with Religious_Commie again, especially as this is the type of thread he'd join in on as a way to continue his AH.com 'crusade' against what he considers to be reactionaries and also to allow me to further develop his viewpoints from an IU instead of OU post.
 
Let's just say, he's gonna walk a fine line between being banned and not being banned ;)
I can't wait and I hope my character will have more internet yelling matches with him.

Actually, fuck it: he's going to achieve "AvengeUlster" status in this thread.
That's kind of disappointing, I want to have more arguments with his character.

We need more reactionaries for my character to go target and then fight back after all.;)
 
That's kind of disappointing, I want to have more arguments with his character.

You'll have more arguments. AvengeUlster is a character who we end up bringing back for certain threads, not out of realism, but for fun.

In universe, the board is convinced that the Mods are trolling them by bringing these guys back.
 
AVeryTrueDemocrat said:
Religious_Commie- Given the circumstances in West Germany, I don't think the Left Opposition can be very picky with who their allies can be. If they have common cause in bringing down the hegemony of DNVP rule, they ought to work together, instead of dividing the opposition arguing over particulars, and allowing the ruling party further control
 
UpNorth said:

Religious Commie, extremism in the defense of socialism may sound cool on paper, but in a society like West Germany, a lack flexibility will only divide the left opposition. Change is happening if slowly, and acting high and mighty will dent it.

And I know you have fantasies about shooting every last German cappie you can, but creating communist rebellion will only lead to international tension in an already tenuous border. In this case, slow and steady will win the race and prevent nuclear escalation.


 
Religious_Commie said:
@UpNorth I never argued for a open revolution in that post, though if there wasn't for the fact that it would most likely cause nuclear war I certainly would argue for it and when the FBU finally collapses that'll will certainly be a potential option to use with the heart of European capitalism gone and thus also the possibility of Nuclear Armageddon. I also argue that I don't see in any way how the Pirate Party is a party on the left, fuck they argue for the capitalist system and kenyesism and are dismissive of Socialism not "fitting the 21st century". They have no understanding on how socialism or Marxism or Dialectical Materialism actually works and are nothing more than bourgeois utopians wearing slightly different clothes from their counterparts in the ruling Bourgeois coalition. I'm honestly surprised they're not part of the ruling coalition with them taking the role of the "good cop" like that of the CDU but I guess the DNVP never felt the need to include them into their little coalition. Or perhaps the politicians in charge of the Pirate Party are more interested in first allowing the current DNVP regime to fall before they show their true colors and become the new reigning party of the Bourgeois with the presume destruction of the reputation of the present parties of capital in charge of West Germany in the scenario where the DNVP finally collapses into a thousand pieces and Bourgeois would ultimately prefer the Pirate Party, which is ultimately very similar in policies to the ruling parties in program to the insanity of the objectivists and fascists to their power.

So no I think they should kick out the Pirate Party, because I assure you that those bourgeois will in the end happily stab the back of the rest of the Left Opposition in the defense of Capitalism when DNVP finally buckles from the stress from the terminal decline of capitalism.
 
AH.com: West German Politics Thread Redux
Like our forefathers before us, the Deutsches Volk in this thread have found themselves set upon by a wave of Communist Degeneracy. Truly, the repulsive excuses for human beings who have launched this crusade must feel truly endangered by the strength of the German Spirit, for they have revealed themselves in massive numbers today.

And who do I find at the very forefront of this Dark Crusade? Of course, who other than my old nemesis, Red_DevilDog. The son of a Bolshevik Highland Scotsman and an insolent Dutch harlot who did not know her place in civilized society. I'd expect no less from the likes of a thuggish Gael, a race of barbarians who slaughtered without mercy, a race who, like any Communist, was not aware of their place as the conquered. The noble German souls of England have dominated your people for centurie, and yet still you do not bow, like the uncivilized heathens you are. Europe is not yours to own, Barbarian. It is no wonder your father, a man so cowardly to disobey the Germanic London government, was cast out of civilization into the proletarian abyss, a fate befitting any Gael. Considering the track record of the Republicans in Ireland and the Bolshevik degenerates in the Highlands, Europe must make arrangements to do the same to the rest of the Gaelic Race.

And yet, there's still more! Within your Mother's facade of Germanic ethnicity, there's a poison within. Yes, you may appear a Brown Haired Celtic Barbarian*, but within you, there is a Mongrel race of Pacific Islander within you. Your Indonesian blood makes you weak, inferior: a mockery of the noble Nordic soul.

Your life is without worth, Bolshevik. You live a life of debauchery and effortless work, from your Restaurant of seeping vice and your lack of culinary skill, inferior to even the most untrained of German Chefs, to the very woman you are intended to be the keeper of: like a normal American Witch, your fiancée, SanDiegoHeat is a vile perversion of the human woman, a woman who acts like a man and does not know her place like any good fraulein. It is her lack of discipline and obedience that truly reveals you as the joke you are.

We could go on and on, including your service with the American Marines who slaughtered German soldiers without mercy like barbarians, but I would simply be repeating myself: you, whatever vile thing you are, do not deserve the most precious gift of life our creator gave to us.

I will not bother to address the whinings of an effete Marxist joke like Religious_Commie, who claims to be a man of God despite his worship of godless false idols like Marx and DeLeon, but you RitterStahl, perhaps you disgust me most of all. You are a traitor to the Volk, claiming to support the battle to reunite the Ostland and German dominance of the continent, yet you support the Anti-German sellouts of the DNVP, a mere puppet for the English and the French National Assembly. You claim the Kaiser, a man who sells out the pride of Germany for mere scraps from the Globalists in the Entente, a leader of the Deutsches Volk? No, he is no leader, he is a fraud: he will sell out our nation like Wilhelm did one century ago. Only a true leader of the Volk will destroy our Bolshevik enemies and ascend Germany into its rightful place as the dominator of Europe and the lands surrounding it, and it is a pity that Anti-German Agents like you wish to see that such a glorious future never comes to fruition.


*This is actually true, I look like an Irish-American, you'd never guess I have Pacific Islander blood in me.
 
AH.com: West German Politics Thread Redux

UpNorth said:

@RommelsFist, you've established yourself as insane, but insulting the cooking skills of a chef? You do know your setting yourself up for a vicious attack, don't you?

And secondly, your East German counterparts are like, top athletes and soldiers.

Whatever, I bet your just some whackjob who sits home all day trolling people, and eating nothing but marshmallow fluff out of the cup. I'm not gonna waste anymore time on you
 
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