Reds fanfic

Well, the NFL is not formed, so it doesn't have the same popularity. I think Rugby mostly replaces it, and its probably more a niche/school sport than a national oe.

I think Water Polo might actually become a popular sport ITTL (especially with more people coming from Eastern Ruope than OTL)
 

Bulldoggus

Banned
I think Water Polo might actually become a popular sport ITTL (especially with more people coming from Eastern Ruope than OTL)
*becomes violently ill*
Honestly, though, I'm not sure. I mean, it is an aggressively dull sport to watch (and I say this as a big time baseball fan).
Well, the NFL is not formed, so it doesn't have the same popularity. I think Rugby mostly replaces it, and its probably more a niche/school sport than a national oe.
I bet it would still be big in the great lakes/upper midwest, and maybe the Lions, Bears, Packers, Browns, and Steelers would end up in the CFL.
 

Bulldoggus

Banned
I know we aren't technically supposed to be doing these things, but since this is continuing a recent arc, I thought I'd continue.
AH.com Thread: So I'm Running For Parliament
So, online friends, the papers are officially in, and my by-election campaign is rolling! I thought I'd give a cast of characters for this race, for your interest.
Representing, of course, the People's Alliance is myself, William Joseph Hunter. While I'm officially going on the motto "Unity and Cohesion," you are much more likely to find me saying "Well, mate, you remember how I got those irritating pamphleteers off our streets, we need that in Parliament."
From Labour, the party that filled this seat for 42 years, comes Owen Jones, my main opponent, who, as many of you know, was Shadow Foreign Secretary until he forgot to campaign last election. Seems like a friendly chap. He's running a national-based campaign, and since the PA is loathed around here, I'm laser-focused on local issues.
From the Communists comes Harry Douglas. Harry and I were rivals in local government, as I classified Bolshies as "extremist pamphleteers." His weakness is that our area is socially cohesive*, and the locals aren't to chuffed with tatted, half-naked college kids telling them how to vote.
And from the Liberty Party is one Steve Molyneux, a bizarre man with an online radio show of some kind, very Alex Jones-y. Given that he glibly talks about throwing socialist voters (65% of the constituency, as of last election) out of helicopters, and has a show where he says the welfare state brought down Rome and rape is nonexistent, I don't think he has a snowball's chance in hell.
And that is about it. Of course, there's also a bunch of cranks and that, since this is a by-election. But those are my opponents. Funny enough, RuleBritannia came to help a couple of days ago. I encourage all of you to do the same. Perhaps Red_DevilDog and ScarletHighlander could start a "Lifelong socialists for Hunter" group...

*TTL term for socially conservative
Insult Water Polo and be metaphysically shanked.

(Proceeds to spam Unruhe videos)
Wait, what does Unruhe have to do with shanking or water polo?
 
I know we aren't technically supposed to be doing these things, but since this is continuing a recent arc, I thought I'd continue.
AH.com Thread: So I'm Running For Parliament


*TTL term for socially conservative

Wait, what does Unruhe have to do with shanking or water polo?

I think we can do them, just not as many and not as frequent. I'd say we can do one for today and the weekend, if you wanna start another.
 
I know we aren't technically supposed to be doing these things, but since this is continuing a recent arc, I thought I'd continue.
AH.com Thread: So I'm Running For Parliament


*TTL term for socially conservative

Wait, what does Unruhe have to do with shanking or water polo?

Spamming the Roo=Metaphysically shanked.
 
Do not lump us master tradesmen in with the vile paper pushers! Compare us to the likes of them once more, and I shall run you through with my Santoku and burn your heretical ashes with the holy flame of my anointed gas oven!

You may be joking of sorts, but I am serious. In the USSR system, the Spartak means others not covered by those other sports clubs at the All-Union level. So, technically, those people in the government and in other occupations like cooks will be covered by Spartak.

To make you more comfortable, I believe the Spartakiad structure of clubs were abolished in 1987 in OTL.

Whatever. I am too tired about this sports thing in the UASR. If basketball is among the top sports, fine. About the sports structure, forget it.

I just remembered before that it's mentioned in passing that Soviet American sports clubs will be patterned after the USSR as part of the revisions from v.1. I remember IP mentioning it but that's a long time ago.

Maybe we should ask @Jello_Biafra but probably even she doesn't have a clue so far.
 
The Comedians

The Comedians is a 1991 American comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, and co-written by Ramis and Robin Williams.

During the 1950's and 60's, Al Berry and Jerry George were two of Canada's most prominent radio and TV comedians, with their hit variety show The Al and Jerry Show. The duo rely on a mix of banter and physical comedy. Al is often the butt of Jerry's physical jokes. Their clean-cut, wholesome humor make them a hit on Canadian television. However, during the early 70's, as the show goes off the air, the two go through a massive dispute, for reasons that are not disclosed to the public. Their prolific partnership ends, and they attempt to mount solo careers. Jerry finds less success alone, and gradually fades from view.

By 1991, Jerry (William Shatner) is a functional alcoholic living in Toronto, running his nightclub "the Blue Room" (previously "Hotel Cubana"). Opened at the height of his fame before the Crisis, it was collectivized during the integration, and he has to run it alongside the only two employees left: Cuban chef Pedro (Cheech Marin) and senile waiter Jonathan (George Segal). Jerry does an odd comedy bit every night, where he attempts to describe life now in a socialist nation, in his clean, wholesome manner, which seem incongruous. The crowds mostly consist of only a few old-timers, who don't seem to mind the tacky layout (which, despite Pedro's protests, were not changed from the "Hotel Cubana" days) or the drum machine being used during his recitation of popular songs (an iconic scene has Shatner awkwardly recite "The Internationale"). Jerry largely uses Jonathan's dementia to mostly dominate like a capitalist boss, despite Pedro's continued insistence on updating the club for the new atmosphere. Jerry largely relies on subsidies by the Toronto Council to keep his nightclub alive, but the relative lack of people has caused it to go into disrepair. Inspector for the local Secretariat of Culture John LePointe (Phil Hartman) sees how badly Jerry has been managing the nightclub, and tells him that if he doesn't get renovations, that he will be forced to shut it down.

Knowing full well he could simply retire and be well taken care of, he still doesn't want to lose the last part of his past. Then, out of the blue, comes Pierce Amberson (John Candy), who is arranging talent for a Montreal based comedy festival. He hopes to reunite the "Al and Jerry" team to raise the attendance. While reluctant, Pierce promises him his fees will be able to pay for renovations. The two travel to Calagary, where Al (Leslie Nielsen) is performing a show. Al is revealed to have reinvented himself, freed from censorship, as an incredibly filthy comedian, whose creative use of vulgarity has made him a hit on the stand-up circuit. Jerry attempts to meet with Al backstage, but Al punches him on sight. Al is still bitter about the reason for their break-up, and refuses to reunite. Pierce manages to sweet talk him into accepting, by promising that he will control over the act.

During their first rehearsal, there is immediate tension between the two, because Jerry is still unwilling to make his act dirtier, since their cleaner act was the most popular. Al tries to get him to go on with the times. The two inevitably argue again, and Pierce has to be a moderating force between them. Slowly, Jerry starts to get with the program, and begins to swear and go along with Al's perverse sexual references. Their old friendship begins to spark again. They also meet popular radio host and comedian Fred Ambicus (Mike Myers), who dismisses them as "old bourgies", unable to get on with the times. Despite not being a competition, they are determined to "beat" him.

However, they begin to argue again, about their act, and eventually Jerry is fed up. He decides to leave, tells Pierce to keep the money, and he will just close the "Blue Room" down, and retire. Pierce, finally fed up, asks Al what the reason was for their break-up, wondering if it had to do with money or with Al being the butt of the joke. After hearing the truth, Pierce convinces him to come and confront Jerry. At the now closed Blue Room, it is finally revealed the reason for their break-up: it was a literal break-up. The two had met in a underground gay bar, and their close relationship romantically was the key to their later success. However, they had to keep the relationship secret during their fame, and the stress of having to keep it secret eventually blew over.

Jerry and Al have a private conversation, with them finally blowing over their stress, and stating that, now that their homosexuality will accepted, they can now be open about. Sure enough, after Fred seemingly has more laughs, the two knock it out of the park, with an act describing the peculiarities of the heavily conservative society they had become famous under. Jerry (whose dedication to his wholesome act was part of his attempt to seem more heterosexual to the public) now is as vulgar as his partner. The film ends with the two embracing, as the crowd does a standing ovation.

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This contribution was inspired by this Kurzgesagt video. It offers an interesting perspective on history that many socialist Americans would be partial too.

The Holocene Calendar: A New Way To View History

Boston Herald

March 5, 2004


Yesterday, the town of Cambridge, Massachusetts made history by abandoning the Gregorian calendar in favor of the new Holocene calendar.

Starting next year, all official documents from the town will carry the year "12005 HE", instead of "2005 CE".

Why replace the old Gregorian calendar with one that adds 10,000 years to current year?

"The old Gregorian calendar was created in a theocratic society," said SEU deputy Roger Manz ,"a society that was quick to impose its ideas on others. Why should such a date be seen as universal?"

The Gregorian calendar was centered around the birth of Christ. Before the Second Cultural Revolution, events were dated as BC (Before Christ) if they came before the birth of Jesus Christ, and AD (anno domini). But as the role of religion came under even greater scrutiny, the terms BC and AD were replaced with BCE (Before Common Era) and CE (common era) to reflect a more secular dating system. The birth of Christ, however, continued to be the pivot of Western civilization.

But in 1993, Cesare Emiliani, an Italian geologist, proposed a more radical form of calendar: the Holocene Calendar.

The Holocene is current geological era, roughly defined by the rise of modern civilization, when man went from hunter-gatherer to farmer and began reshaping the planet to its own ends.

The year 12005 would mark the 12005th year of the era in which man controlled the Earth.

The concept of Human Era, when it first reached America, became popular among Social Ecology Union circles, who have enormous pull in college universities.

With its offices staffed by college students, it is no surprise that Cambridge would be the first to adopt the Holocene Calendar.

While the Holocene calendar is considered a novelty, the concept of dating human history, not through religion icons, but through the growth of the human race as a whole, may prove to be another step in the creation of a universal brotherhood of mankind, as all people can learn about our 12 millennia of progress.

Neat. In the unlikely event that I end up leading the revolution I could definitely see myself implementing this.

The Comedians

The Comedians is a 1991 American comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, and co-written by Ramis and Robin Williams.

During the 1950's and 60's, Al Berry and Jerry George were two of Canada's most prominent radio and TV comedians, with their hit variety show The Al and Jerry Show. The duo rely on a mix of banter and physical comedy. Al is often the butt of Jerry's physical jokes. Their clean-cut, wholesome humor make them a hit on Canadian television. However, during the early 70's, as the show goes off the air, the two go through a massive dispute, for reasons that are not disclosed to the public. Their prolific partnership ends, and they attempt to mount solo careers. Jerry finds less success alone, and gradually fades from view.

By 1991, Jerry (William Shatner) is a functional alcoholic living in Toronto, running his nightclub "the Blue Room" (previously "Hotel Cubana"). Opened at the height of his fame before the Crisis, it was collectivized during the integration, and he has to run it alongside the only two employees left: Cuban chef Pedro (Cheech Marin) and senile waiter Jonathan (George Segal). Jerry does an odd comedy bit every night, where he attempts to describe life now in a socialist nation, in his clean, wholesome manner, which seem incongruous. The crowds mostly consist of only a few old-timers, who don't seem to mind the tacky layout (which, despite Pedro's protests, were not changed from the "Hotel Cubana" days) or the drum machine being used during his recitation of popular songs (an iconic scene has Shatner awkwardly recite "The Internationale"). Jerry largely uses Jonathan's dementia to mostly dominate like a capitalist boss, despite Pedro's continued insistence on updating the club for the new atmosphere. Jerry largely relies on subsidies by the Toronto Council to keep his nightclub alive, but the relative lack of people has caused it to go into disrepair. Inspector for the local Secretariat of Culture John LePointe (Phil Hartman) sees how badly Jerry has been managing the nightclub, and tells him that if he doesn't get renovations, that he will be forced to shut it down.

Knowing full well he could simply retire and be well taken care of, he still doesn't want to lose the last part of his past. Then, out of the blue, comes Pierce Amberson (John Candy), who is arranging talent for a Montreal based comedy festival. He hopes to reunite the "Al and Jerry" team to raise the attendance. While reluctant, Pierce promises him his fees will be able to pay for renovations. The two travel to Calagary, where Al (Leslie Nielsen) is performing a show. Al is revealed to have reinvented himself, freed from censorship, as an incredibly filthy comedian, whose creative use of vulgarity has made him a hit on the stand-up circuit. Jerry attempts to meet with Al backstage, but Al punches him on sight. Al is still bitter about the reason for their break-up, and refuses to reunite. Pierce manages to sweet talk him into accepting, by promising that he will control over the act.

During their first rehearsal, there is immediate tension between the two, because Jerry is still unwilling to make his act dirtier, since their cleaner act was the most popular. Al tries to get him to go on with the times. The two inevitably argue again, and Pierce has to be a moderating force between them. Slowly, Jerry starts to get with the program, and begins to swear and go along with Al's perverse sexual references. Their old friendship begins to spark again. They also meet popular radio host and comedian Fred Ambicus (Mike Myers), who dismisses them as "old bourgies", unable to get on with the times. Despite not being a competition, they are determined to "beat" him.

However, they begin to argue again, about their act, and eventually Jerry is fed up. He decides to leave, tells Pierce to keep the money, and he will just close the "Blue Room" down, and retire. Pierce, finally fed up, asks Al what the reason was for their break-up, wondering if it had to do with money or with Al being the butt of the joke. After hearing the truth, Pierce convinces him to come and confront Jerry. At the now closed Blue Room, it is finally revealed the reason for their break-up: it was a literal break-up. The two had met in a underground gay bar, and their close relationship romantically was the key to their later success. However, they had to keep the relationship secret during their fame, and the stress of having to keep it secret eventually blew over.

Jerry and Al have a private conversation, with them finally blowing over their stress, and stating that, now that their homosexuality will accepted, they can now be open about. Sure enough, after Fred seemingly has more laughs, the two knock it out of the park, with an act describing the peculiarities of the heavily conservative society they had become famous under. Jerry (whose dedication to his wholesome act was part of his attempt to seem more heterosexual to the public) now is as vulgar as his partner. The film ends with the two embracing, as the crowd does a standing ovation.

--------------------

Dawwww.
 
Neat. In the unlikely event that I end up leading the revolution I could definitely see myself implementing this.
Hell yes. I want this calendar to be used in the future, to fully appreciate the scope of human history. And it should go beyond years. We should try to redefine the months and weeks into more logical ideas.
 
Hell yes. I want this calendar to be used in the future, to fully appreciate the scope of human history. And it should go beyond years. We should try to redefine the months and weeks into more logical ideas.

I'll admit that alternate calendars, especially the Holocene and BCE/CE, annoy the hell out of me but I can see a socialist America going for them.

teg
 

Bulldoggus

Banned
Hell yes. I want this calendar to be used in the future, to fully appreciate the scope of human history. And it should go beyond years. We should try to redefine the months and weeks into more logical ideas.
I'm OK with different years, but our months and weeks work fine, even if they're kinda silly.
 
Does that just pertain to months, or does that go down to the "ten days of the week" concept?
Just the months and epoch date. For convenience they use a modified version that shifts the start of the year to the winter solstice rather than the fall equinox that it was in the historical calendar. Keeping the epoch was more important symbolically than when the year started.
 
I'll admit that alternate calendars, especially the Holocene and BCE/CE, annoy the hell out of me but I can see a socialist America going for them.

teg
I'm OK with different years, but our months and weeks work fine, even if they're kinda silly.
Probably shouldn't have written something at 3 in the morning, when you can't sleep, meaning you aren't thinking straight.
 
Kind of off topic from the discussion at hand, but does anybody else kinda feel bad for Wotan? I mean, I feel like he kinda got muscled out.

And BTW, I'm writing another video game peice right now that features aspects of Soviet Science Fiction in his memory (and partially because I wanted to incorporate it). It's not a Boring snoozefest, but it's not dumb as shit like most Western SciFi.
 
Just the months and epoch date. For convenience they use a modified version that shifts the start of the year to the winter solstice rather than the fall equinox that it was in the historical calendar. Keeping the epoch was more important symbolically than when the year started.

But in what ways is French Revolution calendar practical? It would seem very hard to get used to.

The Holocene calendar, meanwhile, just adds a "1" to the year, without affecting the number of days in a week or the months were are used to.
 
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