Christian Identity
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If I'm not on an FBI watchlist by the end of this, then I'll be very disappointed in our law enforcement
What is Christian Identity?: To put it bluntly, Christian Identity is a unique theological movement with heavily antisemitic and racist undertones. You may have heard a little something about the movement from news reports about white supremacist prison gangs or crazed televangelists who got arrested for tax-dodging back in the '80s. All of the various congregations of Christian Identity have maintained the belief that the Anglo-Saxon-Celtic-Germanic-Nordic-Aryan race are the true descendants of the ancient Israelites, instead of those Jewish pretenders. Now, at this point in the entry, you might be scratching your head while asking yourself, "If Abraham was a blond, blue-eyed ubermensch, then where did the Jews come from?" Thankfully, the gospel of Christian Identity has got an answer for you, they're the spawn of Satan himself!
According to the Dual Seedline Thesis, when Satan met Eve in the form of a serpent, he had also seduced her into conceiving a child with him. But after Adam and Eve fell to Earth, Adam conceived another child with Eve while she was pregnant with the Devil's baby. Eventually, Eve gave birth to twin brothers, the elder being Cain, the seed of the serpent, and the younger being Abel, the son of man. It is the belief of Christian Identitarians that Cain, the literal hellspawn would become the forefather to the Jewish race after he got himself banished for slamming a rock into his brother's skull. Meanwhile, Adam's trueborn children would be the progenitors of the White (Adamite) race, God's chosen people. In addition, Christian Identity also maintains that black people are soulless, imperfect abominations, who are descended from the savage beasts that inhabited the Earth before Adam and Eve fell from the garden.
Regarding homosexuality and LGBTQ rights, it's no surprise that Christian Identitarians are... less than tolerant on that front. It's a common belief amongst the movement that cancer, drug addiction, and the AIDs epidemic are actually diseases spread by sexual contact with "inferior" races and members of the same sex. Christian Identity maintains that abortion, race-mixing, and homosexuality should all be punished with death, in order to maintain traditional family values. Another interesting part of the Christian Identity movement are its economic principles. These ideas include removing the government's ability to tax properties in the name of social justice and the abolishment of all paper money because usury is a sin and all banking systems are controlled by a cabal of Communist Satanic Jewish elites.
So after a glimpse into those horrifyingly disgusting beliefs, it's time to talk about Christian Identity's horrifyingly disgusting history. The movement itself began as an offshoot of British Israelism, the pseudohistorical theory that the British people were descended from one of the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel. Ironically enough, British Israelism managed to gain plenty of support from rabbis and Jewish politicians before the movement's leaders argued that modern Jews were racially impure, in contrast to the people of ancient Israel. The idea that Jews didn't create the Bible was adopted by several American hate groups, such as the Klu Klux Klan, the Silver Legion, and the American Nazi Party, who began promoting Christian Identity. The movement would reach its peak of infamy when the Order, a Christian Identitarian group murdered radio host Alan Berg, causing the FBI to promptly arrest the group's leadership.
Many sects also subscribe to several millennialist ideas, such as the belief that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ will bring Armageddon unto Earth. However, Christian Identitarians distinguish themselves from other Protestant denominations by arguing that the Rapture is a Judaic belief which wormed itself into the Holy Bible. What God actually wants for mankind is for a massive race war to take place that will see the destruction of the Jewish-controlled United Nations and the enslavement (or extermination) of all inferior races. This will all be done so that Jesus Christ can come down to this mortal plane to reign over the new Heavenly Kingdom on Earth. Hallelujah!
As Good Guys: No
As Neutrals: The Heavenly Kingdom has become a strange hybrid of apartheid South Africa and the Ayatollah's Iran. Marriage between different races remains unrecognized by the state and homosexuality itself is punished with rather harsh prison sentences. Instead of choosing to stick by sillier economic theories like banning paper money, the banks have been largely nationalized by the central government to keep the money of good Christians out of
their hands. However, schools are required to teach the wacky pseudohistory of the Israelites and place significant emphasis on religious learning (re: anti-Semitic conspiracy theories). Ethnic minorities are generally poor and disenfranchised within the nation, but at least the government hasn't begun killing them en masse or placing them into chattel slavery. All in all, God's Kingdom is little more than a crazed bible-thumping dictatorship scorned by half of the world and mocked by the other half.
As Individualist Bad Guys: The values of freedom, liberty, and justice have become twisted beyond recognition as the Heavenly Kingdom has transformed itself into an anarcho-capitalist state with some very visible white supremacist elements. It is their belief that any man can become rich and wealthy without that meddlesome government taxing its people into oblivion and those Jewish cabals stealing all their savings. But of course, the inferior pre-Adamite races remain under the yoke of their masters, for a man without a soul cannot prosper in the Kingdom of God. The more illicit activities of Christian Identity gangs (such as the Aryan Brotherhood) are wholly legitimate as the authorities are more than willing to accept the ongoing cycle of drug trafficking, extortion, and prostitution, provided they get a cut as well. As for those unlucky enough to be born amongst the "lower races", they constantly are whipped and beaten as the elite's private enforcers force them to slave away in the factories and plantations.
As Collectivist Bad Guys: As the Lord himself descended from the clouds and tore this wretched earth asunder, a Heavenly Kingdom was born from Sodom and Gomorrah. These are very the words that the Heavenly Kingdom uses to describe its own history. But while there were several bloody race riots and a few nasty words thrown against the United Nations, the apocalypse as we know it has yet to happen. Rather, the ruling class maintains that the nation is led by Jesus Christ himself to maintain control over its own population. After all, to deny the word of God is death, and those who say otherwise are no better than those pre-Adamite abominations and serpent seeds that have long been purged from the Heavenly Kingdom. Within the Kingdom's borders, all manmade laws have been replaced by the word of God, which is synonymous with the word of the ruling class. Homosexuals, miscegenators, usurers, and nagging wives are stoned to death to cleanse their sins from New Jerusalem.