On the ownership of goats

[Dathi THorfinnsson]

"We are gathered here today to discuss a final solution to the goatish problem, the Fuhrer feels that keeping goats has weakened the willpower and morals of the Volk, not to mention that now they have eaten all the turnips they keep trying to eat all the coal even though it does not agree with them and what they have done to the Frisian Islands does not bear mentioning," Reinhard Heydrich's opening remarks at the Wannsee Conference

"Nein you can't take away my beautiful nanny Anni," Adolf Eichmann.

Motto of the Reichswehr: Goat mit uns

standard oath of the German soldier: Goat in Himmel! (or Goat on Himmler, mumbled so the SS doesn't quite hear)

 

[Dathi THorfinnsson]

The famous Aztec god

Quetzalgoatl

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Famous Shakespearean insult
Goat, too

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Famous German play
Faustus by Goathe

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The Goatbreakers of Bletchley Park

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Future of medicine and industry
Nannytech (also nannystructures, etc.)

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Stereotypical American Family
Mother, Father, 2.1 kids

 

[Thesaurus Rex]

Goatdammit, can we not have any actual discussion about goats on here without it turning into a pun festival? You've got to be kidding me.

 

[packmanwiscy]

Goatdammit, can we not have any actual discussion about goats on here without it turning into a pun festival? You've got to be kidding me.

I see what you did there. Also, I agree, these jokes are very cheesy

 

[TFSmith121]

Capra Hircus, the last emperor of Roam...

Capra Hircus, the last goat-emperor of Roam...

 

[Jared]

I see what you did there. Also, I agree, these jokes are very cheesy

Everyone who posts in this thread must make at least one goat pun. No-one is allowed to buck the trend.

 

[TapReflex]

Everyone who posts in this thread must make at least one goat pun. No-one is allowed to buck the trend.

You really have to ram it home to the posters

 

[Jared]

You really have to ram it home to the posters

People will keep milking this topic long after it ceases to be funny.

 

[Captain Jack]

People will keep milking this topic long after it ceases to be funny.

It's already udderly devoid of humor.

 

[Jared]

It's already udderly devoid of humor.

Curd everyone just stop? This thread has gone whey too far.

 

[Avrorrange]

Ownership of goats should be strictly limited.They are the next weapon of mass destruction.Look,if you don't believe me,look at what they did to Hitler!

 

[galanx]

Everyone who posts in this thread must make at least one goat pun. No-one is allowed to buck the trend.

The nanny state at its worst

 

[galanx]

Bad news when Jesus comes to divide the sheep from the goats.

 

[catconqueror]

What if everyone is secretly goat?

 

[The Professor]

What if everyone is secretly goat?

I'm too sheepish to admit it

 

[corditeman]

Introduced to this by Colonel Troutstrangler

...I must say 'But what about the smell?'

The goat may not mind, but eau de goat could have serious effects...

...All beards might be goatees...

My twopennorth.

 

[corditeman]

Introduced to this by Colonel Troutstrangler

...I must say 'But what about the smell?'

The goat may not mind, but eau de goat could have serious effects...

...All beards might be goatees...

Seriously, desertification emerges rapidly as a problem.

And every village will need a goatherd and a visiting Goat-Shaman (shameless plug)

My twopennorth.

 

[LeCHVCK]

Goat stands for greatest of all time
Who's goat then? Right Kanye West. Kanye is a descendant from slaves who lived in the USA. This means that this thread was about the civil war the whole time

 

[corditeman]

This is a Pre-1900 TL...

...lf you meant that rat Malcolm 'Can Mhor', perhaps.

And a heart(felt) plea...

...Goat-hair is used in felt not in weaving. So expect more clothes made of felt.

We have to separate the sheep (wool) from the goats (hair).

 

[Dathi THorfinnsson]

The conversion of this thread into a pun fest is a

Feta compli