NOOBWI mimes took over the world?

How would they rule us? Would they ban talking?

(The idea is to post in this thread as if you were an AH noob.)
 
There would be a *significant* govertnment fund supporting street theatre, with strict admission tests in mime. School performing arts curricula would also change. And Terry Pratchett and Rowan Atkinson would be sharing a cozy cell in some reeducation facility in a cold and wet place.

Other than that, what would they care?
 
Everybody will blame the mimes. They can't speak so it is the perfect scapegoat. (OOC: From Dilbert)
 
OOC: So we're supposed to talk like a noob?...

IC:
Do Yall like me? Let's take a poll with a Thande option! Then we can discuss what its like if operation Sealion or the Confederacy were succesful! After a week of that, digging up years old threads, and bumping pointless test threads, i'll start trolling and go out with a bang!
 
ObSF: Charlie Stross's Singularity Sky, where Mimes stagger across the wilderness, hurling "pies" of nanotech goo that convert normal humans into more Mimes (by destroying the brain's speech center, altering skin pigmentation, and forcing random Mimetic behaviours).
 
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