The year was '02. Old Georgie Bush was in the White House, nickels have pictures of bumblebees on them, the cable networks were speculating as to the prospect of war with Iraq, I was in shorter pants than now...
...and John McCain was the Republican you could take home to your lesbian vegan mom. Witty, smart, charging off in whatever direction suited him and infuriating his own party, he was the most popular politician in America, with the title 'Maverick' permanently seared into the tender flesh of his buttocks.
So the media began to speculate: what next for the dashing crusader of the Arizona plains? What if...the presidency?
And so, two of America's most reputable liberal publications, the Washington Monthly and The New Republic, published, at the same time and seemingly by coincidence, articles speculating: What if he becomes one of us?
http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=dbef5d29-82bf-444d-9dea-4d18d271d5a0http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=4a65fb2f-7752-493f-a8d3-7fa4aa5e55d0
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2001/0205.green.html
Now from...whatever year this is, this appears one of those charming retro trends, like flares, disco, or John McCain. But this, for a brief moment, consumed political debate.
So...what if? What if John McCain took the plunge, leaped from one horse to another, and charged for the White House?
(Ignore the prolix prose, above; I decided that if I couldn't pick an entertaining topic, I might as well use entertaining words.)
...and John McCain was the Republican you could take home to your lesbian vegan mom. Witty, smart, charging off in whatever direction suited him and infuriating his own party, he was the most popular politician in America, with the title 'Maverick' permanently seared into the tender flesh of his buttocks.
So the media began to speculate: what next for the dashing crusader of the Arizona plains? What if...the presidency?
And so, two of America's most reputable liberal publications, the Washington Monthly and The New Republic, published, at the same time and seemingly by coincidence, articles speculating: What if he becomes one of us?
http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=dbef5d29-82bf-444d-9dea-4d18d271d5a0http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=4a65fb2f-7752-493f-a8d3-7fa4aa5e55d0
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2001/0205.green.html
Now from...whatever year this is, this appears one of those charming retro trends, like flares, disco, or John McCain. But this, for a brief moment, consumed political debate.
So...what if? What if John McCain took the plunge, leaped from one horse to another, and charged for the White House?
(Ignore the prolix prose, above; I decided that if I couldn't pick an entertaining topic, I might as well use entertaining words.)