Yeah, my grandparents lived in Illinois. For some reason I thought it was a separate country. I was in kindergarten in 96 actually, see below for an explanation of Kuwait.
Well, I always got straight-A's (and still do), but I probably wasn't a prodigy. I only knew about Kuwait because when my parents told me stories about when I was born, they always mentioned that when Mom was pregnant they were scared Dad would get called up to go there (he was in the Reserves at the time, and I was born in June 1991). As it turns out he didn't end up going. I knew Czechoslovakia because my grandma always talked about how her ancestors came from there and they were always mistreated by th Germans. So I just stuck it on the map near Germany. I'm not sure where I got Vietnam from though.
Yeah, the placement of Canada made me chuckle too. At that time I figured that if I had never been there it must be far away (but not too far away, because I knew people who had been there).
And the Alaska thing was probably a common error on our maps (I don't recall ever seeing anybody else's). That's where they always put Alaska and Hawaii on maps of the US: in little boxes in the Southwest corner.