In Shikaku-Mon, Britain only established a small colony at Virginia. In the present day, Britain has been mostly destroyed in a war with totalitarian Sweden, and Virginia is the last remnant of Anglo-culture.
In OTL, the British colonies became the world hegemon, the most powerful nation the world has ever seen.
I am asking if OTL would meet the standards of a "wank" from the point of view of Shikaku-Mon.
From Shikaku-Mon's perspective OTL is an unbelievable Anglowank. In Shikaku-Mon the UK is a bombed out wasteland and Virginia is in a siege mentality with no possible claim to great power status.