That's what it looks like. That's got to be the most embarrassing Presidential death possible. Slips on the stairs while exiting Marine One, impales himself on a bayonet.
D'oh!
Oof. Imagine if right after Nixon resigned President Ford fell down the stairs more violently than usual and had that happen to him, that would be a surefire way to get some chaos.
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Texas Primary Results, Democratic Party
Hubert Horatio Humphrey - 62.8%
Shirley Anita St. Hill Chisholm - 28.7%
Other/Unpledged - 8.5%
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“I agree with President Andreotti,” Bush said, propping his feet up on the edge of Brooke’s seat as he pulled the telephone receiver closer to him, “events like the Rome bombing are indicative of a need for tighter security both in Europe and in the United States. Public surveillance is a vastly underutilized tool, if we could start educating the public on it then we could potentially stop attacks like this in the future.” Conferences with the Europeans had become frequent following the Paladin announcement and Bush supposed that they were all still deeply frightened by everything that had happened, nobody had complained about his foreign policy in nearly three weeks.
“What do you suggest?”
“A public campaign of some sort, if we could get the public to do our work for us then it would save resources that can be put into other things, like blight resistant crops and more clandestine work to figure out where Paladin has relocated to.”
“That’s good, perhaps we could form little neighborhood watch groups to look out for terrorism. They’d be good not only for that but also stopping petty crime as well. Advising the public to report suspicious activities would be cheap and hopefully effective as well.” Heath sighed.
“I’m worried that we might receive a hundred unnecessary calls for every legitimate report. We shouldn’t rely on this public watch campaign too much.”
“Of course not,” Andreotti replied, “the public campaign is there just in case our own men fail...as a safety net. Most of the real work will be done by professionals.”
“That is acceptable. Are there any other proposals?” Bush nodded.
“I propose that European airport security be upgraded to match American security, that way no flights can be hijacked or otherwise disrupted by Paladin, because right now our airways are dangerously exposed.” For a long moment there was silence, then Andreotti spoke.
“I agree with President Bush, the car bomb was bad enough but would have been catastrophic if it had exploded in a plane.”
“That is a good point. With Paladin such an imminent threat then these measures may be needed. I’ll move to introduce them.” Moments later the other European leaders had agreed, some reluctantly, to introduce stricter airport security measures and make sure that the skies were safe from terrorism. Sitting at his desk Bush smiled to himself, this was working out quite nicely, as soon as Paladin could actually be found and destroyed, then it would work out even better.
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Rome was not the only place that bombs were exploding. Over the course of the new year thirty bombs had exploded in Rio De Janeiro, planted by communist insurgents hiding in the slums where a good portion of the resistance had been forced to hide ever since the American bombing campaign in Brazil had begun.
The bombs mostly targeted military targets, checkpoints and barracks, though it wasn’t uncommon for shops and businesses operated by those who supported the government to be bombed as well. The city had been on edge as a result and though life proceeded mostly normally the military government was moving quickly, determined to stamp out every last trace of dissent that they encountered.
The slums were soon effectively quarantined from the rest of the city, with checkpoints appearing on major roads, and there was idle talk of walling especially troublesome areas off. The refugee camps continued to grow but as their infrastructure grew better and many of them began to resemble towns more than detention centers the concern of them becoming havens for the insurgency faded and attention instead turned to the cities.
Kissinger, attuned as he always was to the Brazilian theater, made suggestions to the military junta and soon the government began to speak of surveillance. The slums needed to be watched and informants were needed. Buoyed by money from more than a few of the CIA’s secret accounts, the junta’s network of spies grew and nighttime visits by the police became commonplace as dozens were spirited away.
Eventually some of the informants, their economic status upgraded due to their loyalty to the government, moved away from the slums but new informants were always easy to come by and as the junta watched the slums grew very quiet, the loudest of the dissenters now either languishing in torture chambers or buried somewhere in the countryside. The rebellion, once so strong, had been splintered and battered, many of its leaders dead or incarcerated. But even as the junta tightened its grip on the country the survivors weighed their options and waited for an opportune time to strike.
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A Pleasant Conversation Between Two Friends With Differing Political Views
“Theres no real evidence to say that President Bush was behind any of it.”
“It’s still suspicious, Gray and Reagan both having stuff happen to them almost at the same time.”
“Gray got shot by an angry black guy, which is understandable considering what his people did with the EPAB, and Reagan had a stroke. How is that suspicious?”
“Any other time and I’d probably agree with you but the timing is weird. Right before a big trial that could potentially incriminate the President and both of the defendants are rendered incapable of standing trial.”
“Explain your theory then, how did Bush do it?”
“Well...hiring a black guy to shoot Gray probably wouldn’t be too hard, most of them are pissed at the FBI anyways, and him getting killed on the scene was pretty convenient too.”
“That’s silly, no way a hit man would agree to do something that risky. I’d use a sniper if I were Bush.”
“I bet there was a sniper...as a backup.”
“You conspiracy theorists...what’s next, was the moon landing faked?”
“No...stop trying to change the subject, this is serious!”
“You’re just angry because Bush is turning out to be a good President. I told you that he’d be fine.”
“He’s hiding stuff, I just know it. Just wait until something spills, because when it does then there is going to be a whole waterfall of scandals.”
“That’s a liberal pipe dream but I’ll let you indulge, I’m off to book tickets to the convention, you want one?”
“...Sure.”
“See, there you go, you’ll be a Republican yet.”
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“Colonel Glenn, this lunar base is going to be a major undertaking, can you provide a rough estimation of how much it will cost us over the rest of the decade?” John Glenn, standing behind a podium, was listening to questions from congress. He had just introduced the proposed increase of funding for NASA and so far it seemed that congress was amiable, not concerned in the slightest by the idea of giving NASA another two billion dollars per year.
“The lunar base would be built over the course of two years beginning in 1975 and would feature a landing area, a number of rovers and a set of habitations which would be used as science laboratories and quarters for the inhabitants of the base. Expenses are still being calculated but we estimate that the base will cost roughly twelve billion dollars over the course of the rest of the decade, from 1975 to 1981. The scientific benefits gathered from this base however would be beyond any calculable value and would include the prestige of being the first and only nation to have a permanent presence off of the planet. Sufficient investment could result in a self sufficient base as early as 1980.” A few of the assembled congressmen, Ted Kennedy included, applauded briefly before Glenn motioned for silence.
“Since the Cold War is now over would there be any potential for Soviet involvement in this project?” This question had a decidedly pointed tone and Glenn almost smiled as he remembered a political cartoon that he had seen a few days before, showing Bush and Kosygin aiming pistols at one another, all the while maintaining that they were the best of friends. Even if the powers of the world had banded together to fight Nazis instead of each other the past tensions that had sparked the Cold War were still glaringly present in everyday life.
“This base is a purely American venture. One day it may become an international base where astronauts of all nationalities mingle and advance scientific learning but right now, since we are the only nation in the world with the resources to maintain an active space program we shall be the only nation in the world to keep a lunar base as well.” A few of the more conservative congressmen appeared mollified by that answer and Glenn watched as a familiar hand raised, it was Representative Paul.
“Colonel, what is the unemployment rate in the United States right now?”
“14.5%, and dropping.” Glenn said cordially, knowing exactly what Paul was trying to do.
“Do you really think that it’s wise to spend twelve billion of our taxpayers’ dollars to pursue a base on a moon that we have already visited? Our economy is still shaky, we have troops deployed illegally to war zones all across the globe, many strictures of the security state that President Rhodes implemented are still in place even though we have no need for them, and there is an alarming sentiment that we should abandon the gold standard, which would completely collapse our economy and yet we are still hearing proposals such as yours. Is this really the best way to spend our money?” There was a scattered wave of applause from the fiscal conservatives present but they were few and far between and the noise died quickly.
“I think that you are misinterpreting the impact of this lunar base,” Glenn said, “you seem to think that spending money on this base will weaken the economy when the opposite is actually true. Every single time that NASA has had its fund increased the unemployment rate has dropped as orders for rockets and other space based infrastructure are placed and more people are hired to manufacture those rockets and satellites. What I am proposing here, beyond the obvious base on the moon, is a self sustaining, perpetually expanding economic opportunity which, if we grow it the right way, could potentially lead to an economic boom bigger than any other in the history of mankind. Space is still a very new field and there are countless opportunities lying in wait out there. But beyond that, the purpose of this lunar base is also to battle the general malaise that has gripped our nation since the Sino-Soviet exchange. Since that exchange we have landed a man on the moon, assembled a vast array of satellites capable of shooting down an ICBM from thousands of miles away, put into orbit the world’s first kinetic artillery, planned a manned mission to Mars and a manned flyby of Venus, organized the support necessary to lodge humanity permanently on the moon and you want to stop here? I’m sorry Representative Paul, but if you think that you’ve got better things to spend our money on then I’d like to hear them right now.” There was no response from Representative Paul and Glenn turned to the rest of the assembled congressmen, the silence was deafening.
“Alright then,” he said, “any other questions?”