“Good morning Mister BJ Blaskowitz! Vould you like to come into my house for a spot of tea?” —Adolf Hitler
Greeting spoken by american radio celebrity Adolf Hitler, also known as "Mister Hitler", to one of his guests, in this case William Joseph "BJ" Balskowitz, retired american soldier, European War veteran, and descendant of polish immigrants, in an episode of his popular show "Tea Time at Hitler's", in an episode dated 12th of April 1946.
"Tea Time at Hitler's" ran from 1925 to 1957, and was part talk show, a new concept at the time, and part skit comedy. Every episode began with a skit, usually humorous, and Hitler would begin the talk show segment with a variation of the aforementioned sentence, introducing the episode's guest, while breaks were interspersed with a second skit. He also made sure to always present his guests with tea, something that made some of his listeners even suspect his accent was a facade and that he was secretly British.
The show's host, Adolf Hitler, after having immigrated to the United States in 1914, initially tried to find success in the art scene, with few results, initially scraping by painting post cards and doing odd jobs. However, fate had other plans, as, in 1923, Hitler was employed as a news host for a small radio station, whose name is lost to history, where, with his energetic voice and distinct accent, he quickly made a name for himself. Then in 1924, he was offered a spot for the evening segment of the WFAM Radio Station in New York, once more presenting news, until, in 1925, he was offered his very own show, beginning the cult classic that would later be known as "Tea Time at Hitler's".
His show, apart from the unusual format of combining skit comedy and talk show formats, was also unique in its guests. Hitler himself, having come from nothing as a German immigrant in the United States, until he himself climbed to the pinnacle of being a radio celebrity, as detailed in his memoires "My Struggle - The story of Teacups and Microphones", always wished for his voice to reach a wide, varied audience, and, as such, wished for a wide and varied number of guests, ranging from movie stars, athletes, and politicians, to simple war veterans, local workers, and even foreign travelers. This not only kept the show fresh, but also gave an audience to people that would otherwise go unheard.
"Tea Time at Hitler's" would broadcast its final episode on the 18th of October 1957, where, instead of his usual greeting, he instead greeted the audience with the sentence "Hello, dear guests, would you like to come to my house for a last spot of tea with me?". The episode was spent with Hitler telling his life's story, thanking the audience and his crew, before bidding his final goodbyes. Adolf Hitler's old age and declining health lead to him retiring the same week, and spending the rest of his years with his family, notably his two sons and three grandchildren, before he passed away in his sleep in April 13th of 1969, a week before his 80th birthday.
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