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"Who did this?"

A memetic phrase often used to satirize a Professional Wrestling swerve specifically involving either a mysterious figure or a masked person. It is usually agreed to have originated at the debut of the Professor Genki character at Furry Wrestling World's 1995 Christmas In July PPV, a character often described as "Doink the Clown with the seriousness of the Undertaker". The story was actually quite serious, with the regularity that Professor Genki would inflict kayfabe injuries upon those he was matched with. The question continued being asked due to the fact that the character changed hands almost as often as Doink's did. Initially he was portrayed by Sasha Ninni, a former model and technical grappler who wanted to be a high flyer, then as high flying moves snuck their way into Sasha's repertoire, fans clamored for a match between them, thus the character was handed off to others multiple times. First to Mystico, who was dropped due to differences in height (detail mattered quite a bit to booker Basil Harris), then by Rikochet, who was dropped due to not practicing the "insanity dance" (as Sasha described it), and finally to Rey Mysterio Jr., who would match with the now high flying Sasha Ninni under the Genki character at 1998's Closing Furry Weekend PPV, widely regarded as the best match of that year. The phrase lost its initial luster after that PPV when other promotions tried their hand at similar storylines, to little success, and has since become something of a joke.

"Frankly, I think Royce Gracie is full of it if he thinks he can escape my grappling." Rei Gerra.
 

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"Frankly, I think Royce Gracie is full of it if he thinks he can escape my grappling." Rei Gerra.
Rei Gerra, dictator of the People's State of Rio de Janeiro (a dictatorial city-state that seceded from Brazil during an economic collapse in the 80s), on Royce Gracie, a former supporter of Gerra who defected to Brazil. Gerra was threatening Gracie.

"Gentlemen, we have been more victorious than we wished for. Not only that; more victorious than we could have ever hoped for. Not only that; more victorious than we even wanted, in our heart of hearts. " -David Ben-Gurion
 
Rei Gerra, dictator of the People's State of Rio de Janeiro (a dictatorial city-state that seceded from Brazil during an economic collapse in the 80s), on Royce Gracie, a former supporter of Gerra who defected to Brazil. Gerra was threatening Gracie.

"Gentlemen, we have been more victorious than we wished for. Not only that; more victorious than we could have ever hoped for. Not only that; more victorious than we even wanted, in our heart of hearts. " -David Ben-Gurion

Prime Minister Gurion speaking in regards to the fact that Israel has won eveyr offense launched at them in the Middle East with Israel being the victor. Hwoever, the blood shed was immense as massive amounts of in-fighting happened. Jordan broke apart due to their Arab allies attacking them, resulting in them having Israel for assistance, with Jordan being annexed by Israel months later, with the only known surviving family member being Princess Basma having been taken into Jewish custody for protection. Soon after, Syria would wage against Israel for control for former Jordan territory, only to lose and be annexed as a result of the loss of government during civil war. By the present day, Israel controls the whole of Levant, with Lebanon being a protectorate state while Iraw split into differing states and Saudi Arabia collapses into different territories as a result of the House of Saud's death. The quote was a bitter lament on how the Jewish people's future was safe, but they now had to deal with alot of people depending on them fot safety as a result of the fragile peace in the Middle East, held only by the pact between Israel, Turkey and Iran.

"This Muhammad from Arabia is claiming to be the next Zoroaster!"
 
"This Muhammad from Arabia is claiming to be the next Zoroaster!"

Emperor Khosrau II. to his generals, pleading for them to crush the "rebellion" in Arabia. The goal was achieved, and Islam was stillborn, leading to Zoroastrian unification of the Arab nomadic tribes and Zoroastrianism challenging Christianity as far north as Paris and Vienna to this day.

"A lovely carrot, but I will not take it! This carrot is still counterrevolutionary!"
 
Emperor Khosrau II. to his generals, pleading for them to crush the "rebellion" in Arabia. The goal was achieved, and Islam was stillborn, leading to Zoroastrian unification of the Arab nomadic tribes and Zoroastrianism challenging Christianity as far north as Paris and Vienna to this day.

"A lovely carrot, but I will not take it! This carrot is still counterrevolutionary!"

Che Guevara, on a boat in the direction of Martinique, trying to light the fire of Revolution towards the Antilles. He died during his trip, drowned, after having 0.9 grams of alcohol per litre of blood. But despite this sad and quite stupid death, that made him ridiculous and forgotten by the majority of people, he was one of the factors of the First Inti Revolution, instoring a Socialist Republic of Andes.

"Your Majesty, the Piednoirs Kingdoms are accepting to define a clear border with the Cape colony at the Orange River, do we accept the meeting ?"
 
"Your Majesty, the Piednoirs Kingdoms are accepting to define a clear border with the Cape colony at the Orange River, do we accept the meeting ?"

An excerpt from the interaction between Grand Pensionary of the Netherlands, Martien Leijendekker, and the acting Minister of Foreign Affairs, the youthful Henkjan Lozeman, on the precarious situation between the Confederation of Terre Noire (formerly the French colony of Maratia) and the Dutch Kaapland that arose following the French coup'd etat of 1881, the Maratian Revolution and the beginning of the Clear Border Policy among European colonial governments. Although Leijendekker and Lozeman accepted the solution proposed by industrialist and cartographer Benke Hiemstra, which was supported by the majority of delegates, the "Orange Crisis" regarding the Pied-Noir settlers in official Kaaplander territories wouldn't be solved until seven years later, when Lozeman defeated Leijendekker's protege Maurits-jan Gunnemans and gave the nationalist Onze Grond (Our Ground) party a parliamentary majority, overturning the Christian Appeal's party system and ending Leijendekker "the Ancient"'s influence on Dutch politics.

"You do not achieve victory with laser guns. You do not achieve victory with automated toy robots. Those are a sign of atrophied work capacity, a sign of baseless trust... Your enemies are as strong as you are. You achieve victory with your bare hands."
 
Career Sergeant Zim leading a squad of troopers into the first Bug War. He died a heroes death on the bugs planet of Kandathu with his squad, surrounded by dead bugs and still hanging on to the knife he had plunged into the head of the brain-bug. His crucial effort caused the bugs to sue for peace, until a new war was ignited fifty years later by a covert assassination of a brain bug launched by a squad known as the Hands of Zim, a radical group dedicated to finishing what their hero started.

My quote: "Say what you will about demons, I think these guys are worse."
 

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Uttered by Winston Churchill on the Communists in Eastern, Northern, and Central Europe.

"I believe that foxes, birds, and dolphins hold the key to saving humanity."
 
Uttered by Winston Churchill on the Communists in Eastern, Northern, and Central Europe.

"I believe that foxes, birds, and dolphins hold the key to saving humanity."

High leader of the Spaces Indies Company Elodie de Valois-Barcelone, working on assimilation of humans to their environment after the "Thesis about Terraformation", concluding that a planet with a pre-human ecosystem must no be infected by any other Terran living things than humans and their symbiotic bacterias. It was a question of three ways to lead the Conquest of Space program : the Pure Humans faction was supporting to reshape every planets on an Earth-like model, with Terran species and everything, to make sure that humans do not evolve in too different ways. The Harmonists faction was supporting transgenesis over humans to adapt them to their new environments, but making sure that they would still be completely fertile with any other humans. The Pro-cyber faction was supporting the idea that humans should not be subjected to their ecosystem, because they have the technology to build mecas.

Taking the example of a cold unhospitable planet, Elodie, supporter of the Harmonists, said that humans could receive some protections from DNA through fur, like foxes, through a layer of fat under their skins like dolphins, or take the pinguin method.


"Prussia can lead us, Prussia would be a great leader for Germany, Prussia here, Prussia there ... and why can't that be me ?!?"
 
"Prussia can lead us, Prussia would be a great leader for Germany, Prussia here, Prussia there ... and why can't that be me ?!?"

Uttered by King Blažej of Bohemia in 1791 to mock pro-Prussian courtiers in his Hall, realizing Prussia was eclipsing Bohemian influence in the German Confederation. This was noted by courtiers to be a very sarcastic statement, similar to a child mocking their parents.
 
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Motto of the Free State of Miami, established on August 4th, 2007 by Jim Mendoza, in an attempt to avoid arrest for illegal possession of a firearm. As the Free State of Miami was subsequently conquered by the United States and Mr. Mendoza shot while resisting arrest, no national motto or flag was ever chosen.

"As of 10:45 this evening, the United States government considers the Pennsylvania State University to be in open revolt..."
 
"Prussia can lead us, Prussia would be a great leader for Germany, Prussia here, Prussia there ... and why can't that be me ?!?"

Ludwig the Mad of Bavaria while eating breakfast, having dreamt of reunifying Germany the previous night.

"The Facts do not lie; Those damned Churky* have already taken over Moscow! It has gotten to the point that even when its Ethnic Russian residents speak to you, not only will they inevitably pollute their phrases with Urdu and Tagalog flith, they will even code-switch into English, without even noticing! [Up until this point, standard Russian was spoken; the next sentence, however, follows Tagalog grammar, syntax and morphology rules, but with Russian nouns and verbs substitued for their Tagalog counterparts.] This domino piece has already fallen. Why stand and do nothing when it knocks the rest over?

[Cut to an image of the top of one of the Kremlin's towers, with the famaliar red star being replaced by the Philippine sun-and-stars emblem. The domino-piece phrase is written over the sky; At the bottom of the screen, the text 'Russia is in danger! Do your part to defend her by voting LDPR on March 16, 2064 #LDPRtotheDuma #DeathToPinoys #DeathToPakis' is shown.]"

*Churky - Russian ethnic slur referring to foreign workers. At the beginning of the Century (read: IOTL Present Day), it referred to people of Central Asian descent; however, as during the course of the 21st century the demographics of foreign workers in Russia shifted towards Philippine, Pakistani and Indonesian migrants, so has the definition of the slur.
 
"The Facts do not lie; Those damned Churky* have already taken over Moscow! It has gotten to the point that even when its Ethnic Russian residents speak to you, not only will they inevitably pollute their phrases with Urdu and Tagalog flith, they will even code-switch into English, without even noticing! [Up until this point, standard Russian was spoken; the next sentence, however, follows Tagalog grammar, syntax and morphology rules, but with Russian nouns and verbs substitued for their Tagalog counterparts.] This domino piece has already fallen. Why stand and do nothing when it knocks the rest over?

[Cut to an image of the top of one of the Kremlin's towers, with the famaliar red star being replaced by the Philippine sun-and-stars emblem. The domino-piece phrase is written over the sky; At the bottom of the screen, the text 'Russia is in danger! Do your part to defend her by voting LDPR on March 16, 2064 #LDPRtotheDuma #DeathToPinoys #DeathToPakis' is shown.]"

Populist far-right ultra-nationalist campaign speech for the elections of June 2064. The LDPR candidate, Igor Leonidovich Borodino, wins the election with 67,1 % despite the election being free and fair. But it should be the last election ever to bear this characteristics, as Russia would go fascist, later even *Nazi, made these campaign slogans real by means of genocide and ethnic cleansing, and would be defeated in WWIII from 2117-2129.

"Terrorist killed!"
"HELP! You killed my loved ones!"
 
Populist far-right ultra-nationalist campaign speech for the elections of June 2064. The LDPR candidate, Igor Leonidovich Borodino, wins the election with 67,1 % despite the election being free and fair. But it should be the last election ever to bear this characteristics, as Russia would go fascist, later even *Nazi, made these campaign slogans real by means of genocide and ethnic cleansing, and would be defeated in WWIII from 2117-2129.

"Terrorist killed!"
"HELP! You killed my loved ones!"

During the Operation Blemish, in 1962, after the election of the very old and even further extreme Joseph McCarthy, one million and a half people suspected to have links with drug cartels (mostly for singing pacifist and ecologist songs and wearing colorful clothes) were killed in order to "destroy the influence of drugs in the national territory". Jacqueline Rosenberg, phoning one of her friend from the "Comittee Against Consumerism" heard her screaming, a man shouting "TERRORIST KILLED" and her friend desperately craving for help facing the dead bodies of her boyfriend and girlfriend. This woman, Helena Hashburry, became the symbol of the innocent and fragile victim among pacifist movements, and was able to defeat Richard Nixon. Being the first women ever elected as PResident of the United States. Her, and the Vice-President JFK, became the symbol of the New Left, and were able to let Europe out of the conflict between the two superpowers.


"I, Margareta Ist, am very proud the be elected as leader of our glorious nation of Romania"
 
During the Operation Blemish, in 1962, after the election of the very old and even further extreme Joseph McCarthy, one million and a half people suspected to have links with drug cartels (mostly for singing pacifist and ecologist songs and wearing colorful clothes) were killed in order to "destroy the influence of drugs in the national territory". Jacqueline Rosenberg, phoning one of her friend from the "Comittee Against Consumerism" heard her screaming, a man shouting "TERRORIST KILLED" and her friend desperately craving for help facing the dead bodies of her boyfriend and girlfriend. This woman, Helena Hashburry, became the symbol of the innocent and fragile victim among pacifist movements, and was able to defeat Richard Nixon. Being the first women ever elected as PResident of the United States. Her, and the Vice-President JFK, became the symbol of the New Left, and were able to let Europe out of the conflict between the two superpowers.


"I, Margareta Ist, am very proud the be elected as leader of our glorious nation of Romania"
Margareta Ist being sworn in as Prime Minister of Romainia. March 2018.
"That's what I call art."
 
“Good God. Is that...is that...the Teutwaffel”

The surprise shouting of a British commander as German soldiers went to try and ivnade the British through small fishing boats in World War I and amazed by their desperate determination. However, the last bit attempt was beaten back, but the fact the Germans did this forced the British into an armstice with the Germans, resulting in a draw for the Great War.

"With the joining of the Chinese and Russian royal families, an unstoppable alliance will be born!"
 
This was an exclamation by Tsarina Alexandria in 1925, before her marriage to Emperor Wang-Xi.

“Thank you, President May”

Senator Barack Obama thanking his former mentor, President Maynard “May” Holbrook Jackson Jr for his support in the Senate race as the incumbent of the Democrats.

“With this, the Houses of Napoleon and Windsor are united with the hopes of all the world under our glory.”
 
“With this, the Houses of Napoleon and Windsor are united with the hopes of all the world under our glory.”

Emperor Napoleon IV after his marriage to the British-German-Russian Empress Elizabeth Windsor

“They’ve done it. By god they’ve done it. They’ve done it, I say. Damn them!”
 
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