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"Oh God, the Wells Fargo wagon is coming down the street! Oh, please don't let it be for me!"
A quote by an anonymous citizen of Santa Fe, NM in 1903. Wells Fargo, founded by Henry Wells and William Fargo, was the first monopoly of the financial world. While the government still owned the US Bank Wells Fargo, in a short fifty years, rapidly grew to the largest bank in the US having over 20,000 locations across the United States. It quickly became infamous for the Wells Fargo Wagons it employed in more rural and untamed regions of the country. Filled with hired goons (typically Pinkerton thugs) they went house to house and demanded money in debt payments or some other fee's. If the person refused to pay the thugs would bust them (and their house) up some until they agreed to hand over their money. The WF Bank Trust, as its parent company was known, was broken up by the Harding Administration into dozens of other, smaller banks. But fears of a new Trust have been vocalized as in 2016 many of the offshoots of the Trust are once again owned by Wells Fargo.

"I like that Hitler guy." Barack Obama
 
"I like that Hitler guy." Barack Obama
" I like that Hitler guy. If i wasn't a black democrat, that is!"
This quote is actually Barack Obama's quote. After leaving white house in 2012, he have saw many far-right protests. This quote is actually to critise the far-righters.

"your Ego is writing checks that your body can't cash."
 
"your Ego is writing checks that your body can't cash."

Warning delivered to Pharaoh Neza of Egypt by King Zerubbabel of Israel and Judah. The Davidic Kingdoms had been reunited by King Jehu a century before (with significant aid from the Prophet/High Priest Elisha), and the resurgent Hebrew Empire was once again a dominant regional power, especially after the implosion of the Babylonian and Assyrian Empires to their north. Pharaoh Neza's expansionist policies brought him into conflict with Zerubabbel, especially after the former began making inroads against the Ethiopian/Sheban Kingdom that sat on Egypt's southern border, a traditional ally of the Hebrews since the days of Solomon. Believing himself to by Horus himself incarnated on earth, Neza considered himself and his armies utterly invincible, and so ignored both the warnings of the Hebrews and those of his own advisors, instigating the two-front war against both Israel-Judah and the King of Sheba, a war which would end in disaster for Egypt.

"I thought that Ollie was the only one crazy enough to do this with a bow and arrow."
"I thought the same about Clint."
-Thea Queen and Laura Barton.
 
Warning to Pharaoh Neza of Egypt by King Zerubbabel of Israel and Judah. The Davidic Kingdoms had been reunited by King Jehu a century before (with significant aid from the Prophet/High Priest Elisha), and the resurgent Hebrew Empire was once again a dominant regional power, especially after the implosion of the Babylonian and Assyrian Empires to their north. Pharaoh Neza's expansionist policies brought him into conflict with Zerubabbel, especially after the former began making inroads against the Ethiopian/Sheban Kingdom that sat on Egypt's southern border, a traditional ally of the Hebrews since the days of Solomon. Believing himself to by Horus himself incarnated on earth, Neza considered himself and his armies utterly invincible, and so ignored both the warnings of the Hebrews and those of his own advisors, instigating the two-front war against both Israel-Judah and the King of Sheba, a war which would end in disaster for Egypt.

"I thought that Ollie was the only one crazy enough to do this with a bow and arrow."
"I thought the same about Clint."
-Thea Queen and Laura Barton.

DFD Agents Thea Queen and Laura Barton, on the 2009 documentary Fairfax Avenue. Focusing on the 2007 Fairfax Avenue Avenue Massacre in London, the two agents believed the only possible suspects in massacre where 10 people were killed by solely by bow and arrow could be Oliver McIntosh or Clint East, Monarchists both wanted for participation in previous terrorist attacks, including the 2004 Dublin attacks where Ice Cream vans were used to kill 4 people. Days later it was the Army of the Patriarchate revealed they were responsible, and that Samuel Vauxhall, who had renamed himself Nepotian Kurkuas, was responsible. Kurkuas had managed to escape British Commonwealth and had made his way to Byzantium. The attack is considered the beginning of Orthodox terrorism in Britain.

"To Sevastapol, a city of Wonders!"
 
"To Sevastapol, a city of Wonders!"

Georgy Zhukov, during the War of Russian Reunification. The Whites, with heavy foreign support (especially in Crimea and the Ukraine) after the fall of the Ottomans due to the Gallipoli campaign, were able to hold off the Bolsheviks long enough to force Lenin to the peace table, establishing the Two Russias period of history, with a Tsarist Russia established in Siberia and a Red Russia centered in Moscow (Two Russias is a slight misnomer: The former Empire had been broken up into several smaller states, including the Polish buffer states in Belarus and the Ukraine, the Baltic states and various central-Asian states). The war of Reunification was launched by Leon Trotsky in the 1937, an attempt to spread the Revolution to the various post-empire Russian states. This attempt would backfire: despite some initial success, especially against the Ukraine, the foundation of the anti-communist Warsaw Pact in August of 1939 would lead to the Soviets having to fight the White Russians, Poles and Germans (under the moderate leadership of Hugo Eckner) at the same time, a gruelling war of attrition that would see the Reds once more forced to the peace table, with large chunks of territory shorn off by the victorious pact nations. Internal strife would eventually lead to the total collapse of the Bolsheviks by the end of the 40s, allowing Tsar Alexander to triumphantly reclaim his homeland in 1949.


"I've gone back and forth long enough. It is high time that I finished."
-Emperor Tobuscus the Great/the Disgraced.
 
Georgy Zhukov, during the War of Russian Reunification. The Whites, with heavy foreign support (especially in Crimea and the Ukraine) after the fall of the Ottomans due to the Gallipoli campaign, were able to hold off the Bolsheviks long enough to force Lenin to the peace table, establishing the Two Russias period of history, with a Tsarist Russia established in Siberia and a Red Russia centered in Moscow (Two Russias is a slight misnomer: The former Empire had been broken up into several smaller states, including the Polish buffer states in Belarus and the Ukraine, the Baltic states and various central-Asian states). The war of Reunification was launched by Leon Trotsky in the 1937, an attempt to spread the Revolution to the various post-empire Russian states. This attempt would backfire: despite some initial success, especially against the Ukraine, the foundation of the anti-communist Warsaw Pact in August of 1939 would lead to the Soviets having to fight the White Russians, Poles and Germans (under the moderate leadership of Hugo Eckner) at the same time, a gruelling war of attrition that would see the Reds once more forced to the peace table, with large chunks of territory shorn off by the victorious pact nations. Internal strife would eventually lead to the total collapse of the Bolsheviks by the end of the 40s, allowing Tsar Alexander to triumphantly reclaim his homeland in 1949.


"I've gone back and forth long enough. It is high time that I finished."
-Emperor Tobuscus the Great/the Disgraced.

Quoted from Emperor/Imperitor Tobuscus II of the Neo Imperium Roma (New Roman Empire, the federation off Italian Kingdoms formed during the 19th century in response to rising Conservative, Neo-Classical Pan-Italiansm), during one of his many temporary stopovers in Rome to handle government bussiness during his trips between the Isanzo and Nician fronts during The Great European War. Though well-known for his tactical genius and ability to select good local commanders, his insistence on constantly re-routing troops between West and East in an effort to take advantage of local successes for an elusive "Grand Offensive" lead to the over-taxing of the Italian rail system, unbearable fatigue/moral collapse among units, and finally the logistical breakdown of the Roman war effort and aposolutely atrocious performance from a broader strategic standpoint. Called "A Genius in Battle, a Fool in War", within a few months he would sue for peace with the French Republic and Ottoman Caliphatal Commonwealth.

"Hamilcar cast the sparks, Hannibal set the blaze, and Hasdrubal scattered the ashes. That family has earned a blood-deed to that land."
 
"Hamilcar cast the sparks, Hannibal set the blaze, and Hasdrubal scattered the ashes. That family has earned a blood-deed to that land."

First of all lets get something straight this is a Journal not a diary....
George S.Patton

Quotes from the journal of George Patton, Carthaginian General-Major of Iberia (the name is a modernization of the original Carthaginian). Despite the Barca family's smashing victories over the Romans in the Second Punic War (Hannibal Barca's scorched earth campaign in Italy after crossing the Alps eventually forcing the Romans Italian allies to defect, Hasdrubal obliterating Rome's allies in Spain and North Africa), the Romans remained a major regional power, the handovers of Sicily, Sardinia, Corsica and Southern Italy quickly balanced out by new Roman conquests in Gaul and the Balkans. Patton was lamenting the fact that his leadership had not taken the chance to wipe Rome off the face of the earth, instead deciding to go to the negotiating table (a decision that was largely enforced by the Barcas, who knew that a long war of Attrition would not favor Carthage). Pattons journals were essentially an endless series of plans for mounting an assault against Rome, plans that would never become a reality during his lifetime.


"We don't have an army. We have 8 different armies acting independently that we're trying to hold together with the leadership and logistical equivalent of spit, prayers and duct tape."
 
"We don't have an army. We have 8 different armies acting independently that we're trying to hold together with the leadership and logistical equivalent of spit, prayers and duct tape."

Colonel General Heinz Guderian - During the Second Global War trying to explain to Kaiser Wilhelm III the command and logistical difficulties of the Russian Front.

"We have given the rifle and bayonet to our wives and daughters and our wives and daughters to the rifle and bayonet. May God have mercy on both our souls and our country!"
 
"We have given the rifle and bayonet to our wives and daughters and our wives and daughters to the rifle and bayonet. May God have mercy on both our souls and our country!"

Emperor Matthias the III and Last of the Holy Roman Empire. By the mid-1500s, the Franco-Ottoman Alliance had solidified, with both hoping to carve up Europe in their favor. In 1587, they invaded the Holy Roman Empire from West and Southeast, crushing the Germans in a gigantic vice between them. The HRE put up a desperate fight, but fighting on two fronts critically divided their strength, allowing both the French and Ottomans to push deep into their territory. Vienna would fall after a brutal two-year siege in 1590, after which Emperor Matthias ordered that every able-bodied person, regardless of class, gender or nationality be pressed into service in a desperate bid to save the Empire (or, at the very least, take as many French and Ottoman soldiers down with him as possible). The desperately bolstered army bitterly held the line for the next three years, paying back the invaders for every inch of land taken. Finally, in 1591, Pope Innocent IV finally managed to coordinate an alliance to save the Empire, with the Spanish, British and Poles intervening on the Empire's behalf. The war would grind on for a further five years, before the Treaty of Vienna finally established a White Peace. Matthias would not live to see the Empire preserved, dying in battle at Munich in 1593. In his honor, no other Emperor would ever take the name Matthias.


"Today, we are all Abraham's children, by Issac or Ishmael matters not. Let our past, all of our wars and scars and hatred, pass away into memory, and let us stand as one against this storm. Let all who follow the One True God fight as brothers. This city, Holy to us all, will by God's Grace not fall. Children of Abraham: Hold these walls!"
-Pope Andrew Mallus (Andrew the Hammer).
 
"Today, we are all Abraham's children, by Issac or Ishmael matters not. Let our past, all of our wars and scars and hatred, pass away into memory, and let us stand as one against this storm. Let all who follow the One True God fight as brothers. This city, Holy to us all, will by God's Grace not fall. Children of Abraham: Hold these walls!"
-Pope Andrew Mallus (Andrew the Hammer).

Said during mongol invasion in 1241. When mongols conquered abbassid empire, muslims fled west. As mongols invaded europe as well, pope andrew Mallus had to join force with muslims to defeat Mongols and drive them back to indian subcontinent. This resulted in good relationship between christians(that includes protestants) and muslims.

"Where we see the stars, we will go"
-Motto of Siam Space Agency
 

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"Where we see the stars, we will go"
-Motto of Siam Space Agency
The Siamese Space Agency was founded in 1973 to invest in rocket defenses against the Worker's Liberation State of Vietnam-Cambodia; however, after the Chinese invasion of Vietnam-Cambodia, pacification, and subsequent withdrawal, Siam was able to turn towards more civilian ideas of space exploration, adopting the motto "Where we see the stars, we will go". The Siam Space Agency has launched a total of 79 satellites from 1980-2017 and lunar orbiter in 2016 with slowly but steadily expanding aims of scientific research.

"Firmly and truly stands the guardian on the Seine."
 
"Firmly and truly stands the guardian on the Seine."
A piece of Dutch propaganda in the Dutch-French war of 1948, usually depicted with a picture of a Dutch soldier in a tower with a machine gun. As it was first shown to the public three weeks before the fall of the Dutch Republic, it is now used as propaganda in the French Empire for the superiority of Imperium over democracy.

"If it is true that I am still the King of Kings, I rule over no one."
 
A piece of Dutch propaganda in the Dutch-French war of 1948, usually depicted with a picture of a Dutch soldier in a tower with a machine gun. As it was first shown to the public three weeks before the fall of the Dutch Republic, it is now used as propaganda in the French Empire for the superiority of Imperium over democracy.

"If it is true that I am still the King of Kings, I rule over no one."

Padishah-Kayser Murad IV of the Ottoman Union, on his deathbed in 1826. Despite the fact that he was King of Kings of Iran and Emperor of Rome, Lord of Hindistan-Tamilnadu and Hegemon of the Swahili, Protector of the Four Holy Cities (Makkah, Madinah, Jerusalem, and Roma) and a descendent of Mehmet Fatih... he still could not keep his sons in check.

Though he had named his second son Ahmet as his heir, his eldest son Mustafa and third son Selim vied for power themselves, while the fourth son Mehmet was opportunistic to a shocking degree and the youngest, Orhan, was only fourteen, and his sisters (Hazan, Nuray, and Kelebek, from eldest to youngest) were either young or commanding armies at the time.

A year after Murad died, his sons would clash in a 12-year civil war known as the Days of Wrath, in which Ahmet would die, being replaced by his more fortunate brother Orhan, who would lead the loyalists to victory; Mehmet would disappear into the desert after Kimit (Egypt) was retaken by Orhan and Hazan; Selim would be assassinated by his own younger sister Kelebek, who was just nineteen at the end of the war; and Mustafa would be forced to kneel before Orhan by Nuray's fleet and end his bid for the throne. It would be decades before the Union fully recovered.

"There is a specter haunting Europe: the specter of basic human decency."
 
Padishah-Kayser Murad IV of the Ottoman Union, on his deathbed in 1826. Despite the fact that he was King of Kings of Iran and Emperor of Rome, Lord of Hindistan-Tamilnadu and Hegemon of the Swahili, Protector of the Four Holy Cities (Makkah, Madinah, Jerusalem, and Roma) and a descendent of Mehmet Fatih... he still could not keep his sons in check.

Though he had named his second son Ahmet as his heir, his eldest son Mustafa and third son Selim vied for power themselves, while the fourth son Mehmet was opportunistic to a shocking degree and the youngest, Orhan, was only fourteen, and his sisters (Hazan, Nuray, and Kelebek, from eldest to youngest) were either young or commanding armies at the time.

A year after Murad died, his sons would clash in a 12-year civil war known as the Days of Wrath, in which Ahmet would die, being replaced by his more fortunate brother Orhan, who would lead the loyalists to victory; Mehmet would disappear into the desert after Kimit (Egypt) was retaken by Orhan and Hazan; Selim would be assassinated by his own younger sister Kelebek, who was just nineteen at the end of the war; and Mustafa would be forced to kneel before Orhan by Nuray's fleet and end his bid for the throne. It would be decades before the Union fully recovered.

"There is a specter haunting Europe: the specter of basic human decency."

Benito Mussolini, a European adherent of Legalism, said the quote in his speech about the evil nature of humanity and the need of a " guiding iron hand".

"I'm the President... Cool. Cool, cool, cool." — Abed Nadir, POTUS
 
Benito Mussolini, a European adherent of Legalism, said the quote in his speech about the evil nature of humanity and the need of a " guiding iron hand".

"I'm the President... Cool. Cool, cool, cool." — Abed Nadir, POTUS

Abed Nadir, the first President of Arab descent and the first President to have graduated from a Community college, casually beginning his Inauguration speech in 2024. Previously a filmmaker, Nadir's victory was unprecedented. Despite taking office during a tumultuous time in American history Nadir was able to keep broadcasting his morning talk show Troy and Abed in the Morning.

"For a thousand years, Armenia has been the graveyard of empires"
 
"For a thousand years, Armenia has been the graveyard of empires"

Avak, Brother of Chieftain Thok of the Cumans, advising against challenging the Armenian Empire, AD 538.
The easily defendable mountain country and hardy inhabitants of Armenia were first threatened by an outside power in 500 BC, beating back the Assyrian invasions of 513, 498, and 443. After the Assyrians collapsed soon afterwards, Armenia was occupied by the Babylonians, who they waged a generational resistance war against, a constant drain on Babylon's resources until they collapsed and the Persians marched in. The Persians made the same mistakes as the Babylonians, Armenia turning into 'the thorn in the Lion's foot' in the words of Xerxes the Great. The next to try to their hand after the fall of the Persians to the Greeks of Alexander the Great was said Greeks, who fell apart due to infighting not long after Alexander's death, breaking his mighty Empire apart. The Armenians, tired of repeatedly being invaded by outside powers, launched a massive campaign of expansion not long afterwards, easily filling the void left by the Greek collapse.
By 100 BC, the Armenians were a major power in Eastern Anatolia, Syria and Northern Mesopotamia. The next Empire to challenge them was the Roman Republic, who after destroying Carthage in the Punic wars was looking for new regions to expand into. The spark was struck in the Balkans, where both the Armenians and the Romans seeked to turn the remaining Greek states into client/buffer states. The long, grinding series of wars (lasting well over two centuries) that followed saw the Armenians slowly lose their allies in the Balkans, Egypt and even western Anatolia, but they were never truly broken, and the human cost paid by the Roman eventually lead to such internal chaos that, like the Greeks before them, they were divided into several smaller states.
The Huns would strike the knockout blow to the Roman remnants two centuries later, by which time Armenia had consolidated its hold over the Middle East. Even after the fall of Rome, the Armenians remained strong, beating back incursions by the resurgent Persians to the East, Egyptians and Ethiopians to their south and Barbarian tribes from the north. Even as their power waned throughout the late 300s and early 400s, their core territories were never truly threatened. In 445 however, their crushing defeat at Gaza to the Egyptians opened one of their most important allies/vassals, Hasmonean Israel, to invasion, and the ensuing campaign would see the near-total collapse of the Armenian southern frontier. Increased pressure from the Persians resulted in the fall of Tessiphon in 476, and twenty years later Yerevan itself was threatened by by a new wave of Huns from the north.
Armenia had by now lost its Empire, but it was still a respectable Kingdom encompassing the whole of the Caucasus, northern Syria and eastern Anatolia. They spent the early decades of the sixth century working to secure their borders, wary of the Egyptians and Persians to their south and especially the Barbarians to the north. These fears would come to fruition in 524, when war broke out with Persia. The ensuing 12 year war would allow the Armenians to push southwards and reclaim lands in southern Syria and northern Mesopotamia, but it would also stretch them to their absolute limit, a fact that did not go unnoticed by the tribes to the north. Over the objections of his brother, Thok of the Cumans would rally the Steppe tribes together to march into Armenian territory, setting out in the spring of 539.
The campaign that followed was initially successful, with the Armenians under King Alexios XX mounting a bloody holding action in the north while hurriedly bringing their army in the south north as quickly as possible. The massive tribal horde that was unable to cross over the mountains until autumn, and a failed assault against Yerevan forced them to attempt a siege. That winter, the horde would be decimated by disease and the elements, before finally being swept away by reinforcing armies from the south.

"All of life is a riddle, but today, I am the answer."
 
"All of life is a riddle, but today, I am the answer."

One of the many sayings of the great Judean philosopher Yeshua of Nazareth. What began as a movement consisting of 13 men (Yeshua and his 12 original disciples) eventually grew into one of the largest social movements within the Roman Empire. Yeshuanism's message of pacifism and love for all life has often led to comparisons with Buddhism, some theorizing that Yeshua was in fact a Buddhist practioner.

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"Tiocfaidh ár lá! Erin go Bragh!" (Our time will come! Ireland forever!)

- Ian Paisley (aka Brave Ol' Ian), commander of the Irish Republican Army's (IRA) Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF). His last words shortly before being hung for treason and terrorism.
 
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One of the many sayings of the great Judean philosopher Yeshua of Nazareth. What began as a movement consisting of 13 men (Yeshua and his 12 original disciples) eventually grew into one of the largest social movements within the Roman Empire. Yeshuanism's message of pacifism and love for all life has often led to comparisons with Buddhism, some theorizing that Yeshua was in fact a Buddhist practioner.

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"Tiocfaidh ár lá! Erin go Bragh!" (Our time will come! Ireland forever!)

- Ian Paisley (aka Brave Ol' Ian), commander of the Irish Republican Army's (IRA) Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF). His last words shortly before being hung for treason and terrorism.

An armed force formed from militias after the unificaton of Ireland and acting similiar to the French Foreign Legion, the Ulster Volunteer Force deployed to Irish colonial territory. Ian Paisley had served for 38 years when Ireland signed the Treaty of Tangiers, granting the natives eventual independence from Irish North Africa. Seeing this as a betrayal of the Irish Settlers by the "Jewish-British puppet government" in Dublin, Paisley organized a coup, taking control of Irish North Africa and beginning the Irish Colonial Civil War. For the next three years, Government and Moroccan forces fought the Rebel "Patriots", led by Paisley, until Paisley was captured and hung. As he stood at the gallows Paisley made this call to ours, to overthrow the "Jewish-British Bolsheviks". The ICCW was seen as a significant reason for the rise of Fascism in Ireland

"Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses
Orifices, Porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus

Going to the buffet and walruses
Corpheus, Corpsesses
Worcestershire saucehttps://genius.com/Hannibal-buress-morpheus-lyrics#note-4581723
Go into your orifices

Red bill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus


Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!"
 
An armed force formed from militias after the unificaton of Ireland and acting similiar to the French Foreign Legion, the Ulster Volunteer Force deployed to Irish colonial territory. Ian Paisley had served for 38 years when Ireland signed the Treaty of Tangiers, granting the natives eventual independence from Irish North Africa. Seeing this as a betrayal of the Irish Settlers by the "Jewish-British puppet government" in Dublin, Paisley organized a coup, taking control of Irish North Africa and beginning the Irish Colonial Civil War. For the next three years, Government and Moroccan forces fought the Rebel "Patriots", led by Paisley, until Paisley was captured and hung. As he stood at the gallows Paisley made this call to ours, to overthrow the "Jewish-British Bolsheviks". The ICCW was seen as a significant reason for the rise of Fascism in Ireland

"Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses
Orifices, Porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus

Going to the buffet and walruses
Corpheus, Corpsesses
Worcestershire sauce
Go into your orifices

Red bill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!"

Chanted by heavily drunk Manchester United supporters in order to deride a lame and uninspiring Olympiakos Piraeus team. Manchester United won this game, in Group K of the UEFA Champions League 2028/29, with 12-1.

"Die Vereinigten Gewerkschaften an Rhein, Weser und Elbe (VGRWE) sind vollkommen solidarisch mit den Opfern der Anschläge in Barcelona und Palma de Mallorca. Diese Anschläge sind von mörderischen, hinterhältige Verbrechern verübt worden, die Sozialismus oder Kommunismus als Vorwand missbrauchen! Wir distanzieren uns in aller Schärfe von solchen Verbrechern und Terroristen! Die Freiheit der Arbeiter wird immer über den Terror siegen!"
"The United Rhine, Weser and Elbe Syndicates are fully solidaric with the victims of the terrorist attacks in Barcelona and Palma de Mallorca. Those attacks were committed by murderous, heinous criminals who use "socialism" or "communism" as a pretext! We distance ourselves in all necessary acuity from such criminals and terrorists! Workers' Freedom will always win over terror!"​
 
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