Quote from romantic novelist Karl Marx's masterpiece I, Alexander
"I swore on my mother's grave that I will make America great again!" — Adolf Hitler
Hitler while tripping acid
"DON'T WORRY MY GAMBIAN BROTHERS I WILL SAVE YOU"-Stephen Colbert
Quote from romantic novelist Karl Marx's masterpiece I, Alexander
"I swore on my mother's grave that I will make America great again!" — Adolf Hitler
Baltic Roman explorer Heraclius, remarking on the warhorse, Britanicos, of Queen Boudicca, who was leading an army of Iceni cavalry. Queen Boudicca's rebellion established a new empire in Britain opposed to the Roman Republic. However some Romans like Heraclius flocked to the new realm."And i beheld a wine dark steed, and she that sat upon it was life. And the blessings of paradise followed with her."
Baltic Roman explorer Heraclius, remarking on Queen Boudicca, who was leading an army of Iceni cavalry while riding the famous warhorse "Britannicos", who became symbolic like Alexander's Bucephalus, except for Boudicca of the Iceni. Queen Boudicca's rebellion established a new empire in Britain opposed to the Roman Republic. However some Romans like Heraclius flocked to the new realm.
"WEST GERMANY HAS A NUCLEAR PROGRAM. WHO CAN STOP ADENAUER NOW?" - Konrad Adenauer
A joke on the Colbert Report"The votes are in, and Stephen Colbert has been elected President of Gambia"
Baltic Roman explorer Heraclius, remarking on Queen Boudicca, who was leading an army of Iceni cavalry while riding the famous warhorse "Britannicos", who became symbolic like Alexander's Bucephalus, except for Boudicca of the Iceni. Queen Boudicca's rebellion established a new empire in Britain opposed to the Roman Republic. However some Romans like Heraclius flocked to the new realm.
"WEST GERMANY HAS A NUCLEAR PROGRAM. WHO CAN STOP ADENAUER NOW?" - Konrad Adenauer
A joke on the Colbert Report
"Kaliningrad is Lithuanian"
An infamous, controversial quote where Adenauer joked about a nuclear program for West Germany. Turns out they actually attempted this but got told by Washington.
Quote from a Lithuanian ultranationalist newspaper.
"I converted to their faith, so they gave me a throne" — Batu Khan
A quote by Philip IV of France to one of his aides in the early months of 1350. The Black Death had lead to a breakdown of civil order in France and almost ended the French monarchy. While it is not known which church exactly Philip IV was mentioning many theories have been raised."I watched a trio of thieves set fire to a cathedral just the other night! Is there any respect left for culture in this world? Are not even architectural marvels from 856 safe anymore? God, I need a drink...
Or I would, but they burned the bar down too."
A quote by Philip IV of France to one of his aides in the early months of 1350. The Black Death had lead to a breakdown of civil order in France and almost ended the French monarchy. While it is not known which church exactly Philip IV was mentioning many theories have been raised.
"I am the wrath of God and I will make you damn dirty apes pay for what you did!"
The Anti-Pope Dick Cheney (Who naturally referred to himself as Romanus I) upon having obtained a stolen atomic bomb.
There was an attempt to move the bomb to Mecca, but it was fortunately halted and detonated by its carriers in a panic in the middle of the Arabian desert.
"The Emperor and Chancellor are dead. All the Generals and people of even nominal political importance are either dead or have surrendered. Know now that I intend to do the same. I know that most of you simply want to go home. I know that some of you want to fight on. I don't care either way anymore. Go now, and die in a manner you find acceptable."
"I have exposed the deceptive and lying nature of the so-called Republican-Democratic Party in the Senate here today. Once more they publicly refuse to support their own stated policy positions in this august body when presented to them as a completed bill. They are morally bankrupt, their role in politics has come to an absolute end, they have nothing more to offer. Out with you! Out with the lot of you I say! Go into the garbage bin of history where you belong. The future belongs to me and mine compatriots! Glory to the Union of American States!" - Emma Goldman
"So this is how Liberty dies. With thunderous applause." - Abraham Lincoln
"Make Climate Change Great Again!"
After the Soviet conquest of Italy, the Catholic Church survived, but had to bend to Soviet demands on doctrine and language, praising the revolution, and so on. Speaking to other Catholic clerics, Pope Francis II (born Stanislaw Poniatowski) said this about clerical celibacy."The most revolutionary act possible is celibacy."
After the Soviet conquest of Italy, the Catholic Church survived, but had to bend to Soviet demands on doctrine and language, praising the revolution, and so on. Speaking to other Catholic clerics, Pope Francis II (born Stanislaw Poniatowski) said this about clerical celibacy.
"The United States of the Thirteen Colonies of Columbia? What an unwieldy name. We should just call it... Fredonia!" - Benjamin Franklin
"We need a fleet. Especially we need a fleet big enough so that any other nation will not dare to attack us. And no one will dare to deny us our place among the leading nations of the world."
Prime Minister Clement Attlee on the sudden and mysterious disappearance of Blackpool, the first in a line of so called "ISOT" events."Only God knows."
When the famous neo-impressionist artist, Baron Roman von Ungern Sternberg, asked Governor Vladimir Kamazarov of Suleimangrad why the Soviet city of Azov was renamed "Suleimangrad" by secretary premier Osman Osmanovich Gul, Kamazarov replied "That's nobody's business but the Turks". The Turkish SSR due to its service in the wars against the capitalists was granted new land by Moscow, ceding land from the hated Ukraine-Cossack SSR. Azov was therefore renamed after the greatest communist leader of the former Turkish Union."That's nobody's business but the Turks."
Prime Minister Clement Attlee on the sudden and mysterious disappearance of Blackpool, the first in a line of so called "ISOT" events.
"That's nobody's business but the Turks."
"Constantinople is merely a bridge between the western and eastern parts of the Empire, not a center of its own."
"Kill me! Relieve me of this!"
Quotes by Flavius III of the Eastern Roman Empire. In 343, the Roman Empire was partitioned into three by the dying (and possibly senile) Emperor Claudio V; the Western Empire of Iberia, Gaul, Britain and Italy, the Central Empire of the Balkans and North Africa and the Eastern Empire of Anatolia, Syria, Judea and Egypt. Claudio's official reason for doing so was that none of his three sons would have ever been considered fully legitimate by the Senate; The Central Emperor Constantine was too young (as well as being adopted), the Western Emperor Tychus was a bastard son of a barbarian mistress, and Flavius was considered too sickly to become Emperor. Flavius and Tychus quickly conspired to carve up Constantine's territory, invading in 346. Their fragile coalition collapsed by 348, and soon all three Romes were openly at war with each other. Two years later, the Sassanid Persians invaded Flavius's territory, overrunning Judea and Syria. Egypt was lost to Constantine in 353, leaving Anatolia as Flavius's last scrap of territory, slowly being wittled down by the surrounding enemies. In 357, the Armenians joined the fray, hacking off eastern Anatolia. Five years later, after nearly a decade-and-a-half of non-stop defeats, Flavius screamed the second quote to his son Jerome in the midst of a full-scale mental breakdown. Jerome had his father placed into 'protective custody' and took over the remains of the Empire, now reduced to the western coast of Anatolia, Cyprus, Crete and Rhodes. Jerome would see the empire become of Vassal of Constantine's Central Empire, which had by now consumed southern Iberia, the Balerics and Sicily.
"Tear it all down, brick by brick! Then torch the ruins! Destroy every single idol, every last monument to their heathen gods! Show these Greek bastards how far above Zeus, Athena and the rest of their shapeshifting rapists that YHWH is!"
-Judas Maccabeus, c.80 BC, about the city of Athens.