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" With the Syrian Civil War kicking off proper in 2011, the United States tried to muster up yet another coalition. With the disaster if Iraq, Afghanistan, and Iran, not even the US's greatest ally of Britain joined with them. This lead to the US pulling out shortly after its invasion in 2013. "
- From 'A History of Syria: From Dictatorship to Democracy'

Soviets in the White House, Mujahideen in the House of Commons, what's next? Imperial Japanese in the Kremlin?
An off-the-cuff statement by the Tory MP of Central York, John Bently, Lord of Salsburg, regarding both the revelation of the American president having been a Soviet spy, and the election of a handful of ethnic Arab MPs from the borough of London. He was censured briefly for the statement, but was regarded as funny by the Japanese ambassador....for some reason.

"Why do we have to learn Greek when we're Latins?"
 
Casting Jerry Seinfeld to play him was... an interesting choice Lucas made.
In the Seventh Star Wars movie, released in 2010, and set twenty years after Episode IV, Jerry Seinfeld was cast to play a comic relief character, an alien named Gorflax, who ended up being caught up in the protagonist's (Han and Leia's twin children) shenanigans as they were being hunted across the planet Coruscant by Pro-Imperial terrorists. Unfortunately, Seinfeld's style of humor just... did not work, and he couldn't actually deliver the funny lines properly for the way the movie was supposed to work.

"He's straight, you're married, he's straight, you're married."
 
"He's straight, you're married, he's straight, you're married."
British singer, Elton John described this as his first thought upon meeting his now-husband David Furnish; as we all know they later married, this quote was brought up at their wedding and changed to "He's not straight and now you're married to him"

"Do not worry about my legacy, sweetheart. I will never need one, and if things go well, neither will you."
 
"Do not worry about my legacy, sweetheart. I will never need one, and if things go well, neither will you."
This was the last sentences of a letter Erwin Rommel wrote to his wife, Lucia, before meeting with Hitler on the 20th of July. Now, this is a line used be everyone, I bet you've heard it in every movie involving the European Front but be wary, as many Moderate Nazis will use this to justify their causes, as even if Hitler was successfully deposed in 1944 they pushed all their blame on him, despite all that was discovered after the ceasefire. If you have questions, please email me, the assignment will be due this Friday. - Mr. Felton

"It didn't help that the Salem Witch Trials only increased the amount of magic users across the New World. Infact it is pretty much the reason the Magic Confederation formed in the first place, despite the original negativity and hostility the town had towards witches and wizards, it has become the Paranormal and Magical capital of the world!"
 
This was the last sentences of a letter Erwin Rommel wrote to his wife, Lucia, before meeting with Hitler on the 20th of July. Now, this is a line used be everyone, I bet you've heard it in every movie involving the European Front but be wary, as many Moderate Nazis will use this to justify their causes, as even if Hitler was successfully deposed in 1944 they pushed all their blame on him, despite all that was discovered after the ceasefire. If you have questions, please email me, the assignment will be due this Friday. - Mr. Felton

"It didn't help that the Salem Witch Trials only increased the amount of magic users across the New World. Infact it is pretty much the reason the Magic Confederation formed in the first place, despite the original negativity and hostility the town had towards witches and wizards, it has become the Paranormal and Magical capital of the world!"
Famous historian and would-be President of the United States Johan Cruyff, In a documentary about the persecution of magic users and monsters

"Since 1952, until our year of 2001, he has served Venezuela well, but yet we must say our goodbyes to him, rest in peace"
 
Famous historian and would-be President of the United States Johan Cruyff, In a documentary about the persecution of magic users and monsters

"Since 1952, until our year of 2001, he has served Venezuela well, but yet we must say our goodbyes to him, rest in peace"
King Ferdinand's speech in Venezuela after the death of Viceroy Antonio de la Cruz Mourgeón.

"Ever since the War of 1990, the Armenian Empire never recovered. Its neighbors swooped down like vultures and ripped it into pieces."
 
"Ever since the War of 1990, the Armenian Empire never recovered. Its neighbors swooped down like vultures and ripped it into pieces."
From "The Eagle has Fallen" a documentary about the rise and fall of the Armenian Empire, this specific topic is one of the partition of it. Before the War of 1990, Armenia was the largest Empire of the modern day, dominating Africa, Europe, and Asia overextending itself and being, to put it bluntly, really lucky with how it didn't collapse sooner.

"It wasn't a shock that Germania and Anglia snagged land from as the Roman Empire dealt with its Internal Crisis, it didn't help that Rome had squads stationed near-by, but rumors where that almost every barracks where under watch for 'suspicions'. Worse came, as the Mongol Empire preasured Rome even more, pushing it against a wall untill in 1947..."
 
An alleged discussion between newly appointed President, John Brown, and General Grant after the death of Lincoln and in 1863. Brown would push more radical policies that lead to the 'Southron Occupation Zones' that are still seen today!

"If I had a Nickle for every time a Luxembourger saved our ass, I'd be a millionaire by now." - General George S. Patton to President Truman
I'll reply to this old one.

General Patton, in a letter to President Truman, after the successful fighting retreat of Patton's IV Cavalry Corps during the German's 1944 Ardennes Offensive. The general was also referring to an earlier American army retreat through Luxembourg, when the American observers in the Rhineland were forced to flee after the German remilitarization of the Rhineland.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dram."
 
"It wasn't a shock that Germania and Anglia snagged land from as the Roman Empire dealt with its Internal Crisis, it didn't help that Rome had squads stationed near-by, but rumors where that almost every barracks where under watch for 'suspicions'. Worse came, as the Mongol Empire preasured Rome even more, pushing it against a wall untill in 1947..."
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dram."
A novel written by American historian Elizabeth Grey (not to be mistaken with Edward IV's queen, Elizabeth Woodville), Germania, Anglia and Rome. The three kingdoms were the largest, most prosperous countries of their era with a bitter three-way rivalry. The internal crisis referred to the succession war of 1940, when the ruling family was massacred in one night. The squads were not Roman, they were infiltrated with Germanian and Anglian spies who often dealt with Roman ambassadors for treaties. The Mongol empire, however, wanted a part of this power struggle (as they provided the monetary unit, drams, for Rome). Hence the second quote, stated by Mongolian economist Isabel Wood.


"I pinky promise I don't love you anymore."
 
"I pinky promise I don't love you anymore."
A satirical line from the political comedy "JFK", which depicted Kennedy's presidency and more notably his controversies in a humorous tone. While at the time of it's release it was considered a forgettable movie, today it's seen as a cult classic.

The Cold War between the US and Imperial Japan inpacted how Americans saw the Soviets. Communism was seen much in a better light than it was before the European War, even as Americans and Soviets died on German soil, they where seen as brothers against tyranny.
 
The Cold War between the US and Imperial Japan inpacted how Americans saw the Soviets. Communism was seen much in a better light than it was before the European War, even as Americans and Soviets died on German soil, they where seen as brothers against tyranny.

A description over on the Cold War between what would be the Republican Sphere, led by the United States and the Monarchist Sphere, led by the Japanese Empire. The Republican Sphere would consist of the United States, the Anglosphere, western Europe under socialist parties, the rump Soviet state in Ruthenia (formerly Ukraine) and South China with its capital in Nanjing with the Japanese Empire consisting of its puppet states in Asia, the restored monarchy in Russia, their puppets over in Eastern Europe and the Middle East and the Empire of United India . The Cold War was over old vs new, with the US funding insurgencies, even red ones with Ho Chi Minh over in Vietnam. The Cold War lasted as long as it did due to treason in the Soviet Union resulting over in the Japanese gaining access to the atom bomb. Japanese expats became increasingly common as Japanese-Americans were barred from entering Japan and were stalked often, though this led to solidarity with other nations, with some even declaring the Cold War less on Jpan and more on the empire (or more specifically, the council of generals using the emperor as a puppet).

The treason that would see the end of the USSR would see the Soviets fight bravely to stop the puppet state, which would valorize them over in the Americans, and helped reverse the Red Scare in many nations, especially the US. The Cold War continued on for a few decades, with close calls such as when the US put nuclear warheads on Sakhalin, which became a homeland for the displaced Ainu, stanuchly loyal American allies. It would finally end in the Great Revolution in 1980. North China would kill the puppet emperor before surrendering to the social democratic South China for reunification, Korea overthrowing the Japanese overseer along with others in Southeast Asia and even the Japanese communists being led by the Emperor's son to overthrow the generals, with the Emperor himself deciding to die with intergrity... and blowing himself up to protect his son and get back at his captors, and creating the only "communist constitutional monarchy" in the world. The world would see the end of the Cold War and the Great Red Wave.

"Bharata's fate to be united by conquest and become a great power was sealed when the Sikh Empire and Gorkha Empire combined into one empire... and their armies were admired, feared and respected by all"
 
A description over on the Cold War between what would be the Republican Sphere, led by the United States and the Monarchist Sphere, led by the Japanese Empire. The Republican Sphere would consist of the United States, the Anglosphere, western Europe under socialist parties, the rump Soviet state in Ruthenia (formerly Ukraine) and South China with its capital in Nanjing with the Japanese Empire consisting of its puppet states in Asia, the restored monarchy in Russia, their puppets over in Eastern Europe and the Middle East and the Empire of United India . The Cold War was over old vs new, with the US funding insurgencies, even red ones with Ho Chi Minh over in Vietnam. The Cold War lasted as long as it did due to treason in the Soviet Union resulting over in the Japanese gaining access to the atom bomb. Japanese expats became increasingly common as Japanese-Americans were barred from entering Japan and were stalked often, though this led to solidarity with other nations, with some even declaring the Cold War less on Jpan and more on the empire (or more specifically, the council of generals using the emperor as a puppet).

The treason that would see the end of the USSR would see the Soviets fight bravely to stop the puppet state, which would valorize them over in the Americans, and helped reverse the Red Scare in many nations, especially the US. The Cold War continued on for a few decades, with close calls such as when the US put nuclear warheads on Sakhalin, which became a homeland for the displaced Ainu, stanuchly loyal American allies. It would finally end in the Great Revolution in 1980. North China would kill the puppet emperor before surrendering to the social democratic South China for reunification, Korea overthrowing the Japanese overseer along with others in Southeast Asia and even the Japanese communists being led by the Emperor's son to overthrow the generals, with the Emperor himself deciding to die with intergrity... and blowing himself up to protect his son and get back at his captors, and creating the only "communist constitutional monarchy" in the world. The world would see the end of the Cold War and the Great Red Wave.

"Bharata's fate to be united by conquest and become a great power was sealed when the Sikh Empire and Gorkha Empire combined into one empire... and their armies were admired, feared and respected by all"

As the 1980s started the Indian government was determined to innovate in the fields of computing and communication, and hearing about the plans for the Minitel in France it decided to have something like it.

And so the Bombay Boards System was born, the idea was simple and straightforward, create an online service with a limited audience around Bombay, run it for a while, and then take the lessons learned and apply them to a brand new, shiny, well planned, national service...

Well, that was the theory, the practice saw the service be massively expanded, amended, and reinvented over the years, meaning that yes, now India has an online service at a national scale, hugely popular and useful, and it's still the Bombay Boards System. People often joke that the new replacement service will come online on the day that Bombay officially becomes Mumbai, another idea that has been famously stuck in bureaucratic drawers forever.

And that's how the thing works, sprawling, extensive, filled with quirks and it's own terms for a lot of things, what would be sites and pages elsewhere are "boards", forums are "rooms" and topics "tables", users send "notes" instead of messages to each other, chats are "topics" and it doesn't matter if they are between two users or a group.

And so we come to the quote, which is about one of the most popular games in the service called "Paint War", which sees users coloring pixels across a map (India, Asia, Earth, Mars, there have been lots of variations), and since each individual user is limited on how much he can do it they will organize themselves into "empires", and an "empire" can be created around anything, cities, regions, sports teams, religions, ethnic groups, a brand of chocolate, really anything.

And that's how the Sikh and Gorkha empires managed to work together to fill the Baratha part of the map in which they were playing with an impressive image of a smiling mango in one memorable night.

"I thought the treadmill crane was fictional"
 
"I thought the treadmill crane was fictional"
A line from Adam Sandler's classic movie Romanz which was about a time traveling skateboarder who winds up in Rome before it's collapse and, somehow, saves it with the power of skating, friendship, and Mountain Dew!

Mr. President, Saddam's forces have seized New York City, and made even more landing across the Eastern Seaboard...
 
Mr. President, Saddam's forces have seized New York City, and made even more landing across the Eastern Seaboard...
A line from the notoriously bad film 2003 America in Danger. The film was created in response to the loss of George W. Bush over to Al Gore in the 2000 presidency along with President Gore's refusal to get involved over in Iraq. The film was made to try and promote the danger that Saddam posed over to NATO by showing Saddam as a megalomaniac who united the Middle East in an autocracy befoe conquering northern Africa to create a "secular caliphate" and invade the United States. The film would become a critical and commercial flop and had a reputation for being laughably bad before controversy came about as paycuts and financial screwing over of most of the film crew who worked on the film along with a few members of the Republican Party having funneled 2002 campaign voter donatations into the film.

This would have the opposite effect as it would cause Republican popularity to plummet considerably and create a growing schism in the party and give more support to President Al Gore. It would also result in Vice President Lieberman's resignation due to conflicts with Gore, with his replacement being Ralph Nader. Gore would do well as US president with 2008 going to George Allen as President and Chuck Hagel as Vice President. However, the 2010 Recession and Allen's mishandlings along with other snafus would cause Republican popularity to further plummet and America In Danger would return as meme fodder to slam the Republican Party. 2012 would see Allen lose to Ralph Nader and running mate Barack Obama. This would spell the end of the Republican Party as various figures such as Bill Weld, Arlen Specter and Olympia Snowe would join the American Solidaity Party, a Christian democracy party that would become the new mainstream Republican party. Ralph Nader would do well in 2012, but would be in jeopardy in 2016 due to conflicts with Obama, with Obama going to join the centralist Unity Party along with more of the centralist Democrats. In response, Bernie Sanders would run, initially as a Democrat, but later shift to the Justice Party due to the collapse of the former, resulting in 2016 and 2020 victories for Sanders and helping to launch the Second Progressive Era.

" ''Over in the Middle East, no nation is loyal to the Americans as the Republic of Kurdistan''- Bill Clinton"
 
" ''Over in the Middle East, no nation is loyal to the Americans as the Republic of Kurdistan''- Bill Clinton"

US president Bill Clinton praising Kurdistan, a loyal American ally since its creation after the Great Summer War, which saw the end of the Ottoman and Persian empires. Although it was well known that the Americans had backed them only to more easily gain access to the local oil, the Kurds still felt grateful, to the point that they became the main business and military parter for the US in the Middle East.

"I don't understand. You told me to keep a 'to do' list."

"Yeah, but I meant things, not people!"
 
"I don't understand. You told me to keep a 'to do' list."

"Yeah, but I meant things, not people!"
Part of a conversation between President of the Union of Transcaucasia, Joseph Dzhugashvili, to Minister of Internal Affairs Lavrentiy Beria, which subsequently heated and eventually led to the latter's arrest due to his admissions to rape and murder of more than 30 women and girls.

"The people didn't want to see Charles Manson on trial, they wanted the pronouns of every member of the Manson Family be changed to was/were. I delivered that promise." - George Smathers
 
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"The people didn't want to see Charles Manson on trial, they wanted the pronouns of every member of the Manson Family be changed to was/were. I delivered that promise." - George Smathers
A somewhat offensive remark by then Senator George Smathers. Smathers played a crucial role in ensuring two things in regards to the Manson trial.

1. That the trials of the mass murderers would not be televised in any manner.
2. That the members of the family would be given the death penalty via a bill that guaranteed it in cases pertaining to ritualistic murder.

The comments were made during a campaign stop in California, when Smathers was running for President in 1968. While he would eventually apologize for that particular comment, his tough on crime image helped him win the White House.

"Aren't there any normal people left on Earth, or are all the crazies just back from hell?" - George Romney
 
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A somewhat offensive remark by then Senator George Smathers. Smathers played a crucial role in ensuring that two things in regards to the Manson trial.

1. That the trials of the mass murderers would not be televised in any manner.
2. That the members of the family would be given the death penalty via a bill that guaranteed it in cases pertaining to ritualistic murder.

The comments were made during a campaign stop in California, when Smathers was running for President in 1968. While he would eventually apologize for that particular comment, his tough on crime image helped him win the White House.

"Aren't there any normal people left on Earth, or are all the crazies just back from hell?" - George Romney
George Romney commenting on the crisis of the 1970s-1980s. Through a series of unfortunate events this decade became one of the most turblent in history. The US saw a resurgence in political extremism on both sides that turned into a low level war, the Soviet Union was beginning to slowly implode as ethnic tensions reached a boiling point, in China discontent against the murderous and inefficient regime had fueled an uprising along with a KMT invasion and in India tensions between the various ethno-religious groups had exploded despite the best efforts of many politicians. These events led to George Romney's comment as it had been his beliefs that many of the crazies had all been killed in the preceding decades. Eventually by the 2000s, things would stabilize even if an entire generation was badly traumatized by those events.

"Dixie is stirring up trouble again and her neighbors are too distracted by internal affairs, with this I must ask the Global League to authorize an intervention to stop this nation and restore law and order to this troubled region."
 
"Dixie is stirring up trouble again and her neighbors are too distracted by internal affairs, with this I must ask the Global League to authorize an intervention to stop this nation and restore law and order to this troubled region."
Chancellor of Germany and President of the European League (the latter role is rather ceremonial, with only few powers, and rotates every year between the different Heads of Government of the European League), Hans-Adolf Sennemaier, in 1968 during the Global League's General Assembly in Danzig. The CSA had succeeded in the War of Secession, but became unstable and unviable by the 1880s. It did teeter on until 1902-03, when a military coup stopped a Marxist-DaVerreist revolution from succeeding. The military, rebranding the nation as the Dixie Republic (though officially, "Confederate States of America" was kept) did rule with an iron fist, but abolished the peculiar institution and somewhat reformed the country including a rapid industrialisation. After the First World War (1915-1920), Dixie fell into severe instability. By 1921, northern and western Texas had rejoined the USA as had several northern areas of DIxie. The Workers' and Peasants' Union of America, a Marxist-DaVerreist state in the former CSA from 1922 onwards, was still called Dixie in most contexts - and it won the Second World War, now bringing the United States of America down with it as communist revolutionary uprisings and strikes reunified the two nations. But in Marxism-DaVerreism, and with a US continuing to exist as an ultranationalist, quasifascist nation west of the Continental Divide, the Dixie identity continued. Arguably, Dixie identity and Southron elements were stressed even more in communism than they were in capitalism. Germany and the EL are democratic, however, they do remain staunchly anti-communist, and thus are inclined to believe the US claims of "sham referendums" and "Dixie stirring up trouble and distributing far-left propaganda among LDS members/Mormons" in 1966-68 as the ultranationalists in America City (a newly built city in Northern Nevada west of the Duck Valley Reservation) are crushing strikes and far-left uprisings. Whether they were incited by Red America (Dixie) is unclear, but this should be the beginning of the Third American Civil War, Reunification War or Continental War - which, despite all intervention by the EL on the US' side, ended inconclusively (with the interventionism becoming extremely unpopular at home!) in 1979.

Reunification was only achieved with the total (and sometimes rather bloody) collapse of hypernationalist and fascist regimes, beginning with the fall of the Central Union State (CUS) (i.e. a fascist-type ultra-centralised authoritarian China) to a DaVerreist (though not Marxist!) surprisingly peaceful revolution in 1994. The USA followed in 1995, thus finally reuniting the nation under Memphis (though America City became a secondary capital).

"All penguins are equal, but some are more equal than others."
 
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