Explain the AH Quote

CNES Administrador Pierre Auger to President Georges Pompidou in 1963, introducing a weapons system known as the Lunar Propulsion System, capable of launching artificial meteors up to 40 meters in diameter.
As France was the only spacefaring power back then, most other countries were unaware of their developments. President Pompidou opted to test the weapons system on the then-rebelling provinces in Algeria, using a 15-meter meteorite on the outskirts of Constantine in 1965.
Unfortunately for the French, their attempt to destroy Moscow in 1966 resulted in a misfire, the 25-meter meteorite hitting Obninsk, Kaluga Oblast instead. Fortunately however, France managed to prevent the incidents from having any political fallout until 2016.

"We've won the war. But it's not worth all the bloodshed."
"It is worth all the blood spilled. We've returned justice for the Bulgarians, to the Greeks."
"No, we have created an eternal enmity. Nothing they did - not even genocide - justified the Atomic Bombings of Athens, Thessaloniki, Patras, Larissa, and Heraklion. We destroyed Greece as a nation."
"But didn't they deserve it?"
"There were more Greeks than Bulgarians before the war. Now they barely number half as many as the surviving Bulgarian population. Tell me that is fair at all."
British President George Wallace and American Prime Minister Gregory Smith discussing the post-Greek Scourge situation in Europe. The British were the ones who carried out the bombings, which the American Union was opposed to.

"You can bribe us all you want, you can rattle your military sabres, and you can sanction us, but we have made our decision. The people of the Baltic States wish to leave the Soviet Union, and that is final. Now scram!"
 
"You can bribe us all you want, you can rattle your military sabres, and you can sanction us, but we have made our decision. The people of the Baltic States wish to leave the Soviet Union, and that is final. Now scram!"
Speech given by an unknown protestor in Soviet controlled Riga. throughout the 90s and early 2000s, the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact nations were facing increasing internal tention, with many younger generation desiring a break from communist rule and opportunities to embrace those "forbidden things" such as capitalism, religion, western media, etc. This would lead to a series of protests in 2011 which eventually broke out into what became known as the Warsaw Wars, a series of conflicts and civil wars throughout Eastern Europe and Central Asia which would bring the old soviet system to its knees and would bring about among other things such as the collapse of Yugoslavia, the occupation of Sakhalin and the Kuril Islands by American backed Japanese forces, the Finnish reclamation of land lost in the winter war, and the Romanian-Moldovan war which has continued on to this day.

"Here's what I say to this Western treaty Hirohito *tears treaty to pieces, pulls out pistol and shoots the Emperor*, as of today, the Tojo dynasty shall begin." - Hedeki Tojo
 
Speech given by an unknown protestor in Soviet controlled Riga. throughout the 90s and early 2000s, the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact nations were facing increasing internal tention, with many younger generation desiring a break from communist rule and opportunities to embrace those "forbidden things" such as capitalism, religion, western media, etc. This would lead to a series of protests in 2011 which eventually broke out into what became known as the Warsaw Wars, a series of conflicts and civil wars throughout Eastern Europe and Central Asia which would bring the old soviet system to its knees and would bring about among other things such as the collapse of Yugoslavia, the occupation of Sakhalin and the Kuril Islands by American backed Japanese forces, the Finnish reclamation of land lost in the winter war, and the Romanian-Moldovan war which has continued on to this day.

"Here's what I say to this Western treaty Hirohito *tears treaty to pieces, pulls out pistol and shoots the Emperor*, as of today, the Tojo dynasty shall begin." - Hedeki Tojo
Infamous self-declared Emperor Hidiki Tojo was many things, and stupid was one of them. The Taiwan Accords were a Treaty signed in 1941 that ended the Cold War between the Republic of Albion, head of the Democratic League, and the Japanese Empire, who had, until the defeat of the radical Chinese "Heavenly Kingdom, been in a slow decline. Its economy devastated by four years of brutal warfare at the radical Christian state, the Emperor had finally decided to end the petty Cold War and try to unite East and West.

This brings us back to Tojo. A fervent nationalist and veteran of the Heavenly War, Tojo was fed up by the Emperor's pro-Western advances in recent months. In a bid to stop this, Tojo led a group of corporatists and ultranationalists in a coup against the Emperor. After shooting the Emperor and destroying a copy of the treaty on live television, he declared himself emperor and promised to wage war against the west.

However, he forgot that the Emperor was a veteran of a conflict too, and after several previous assassination attempts, was wearing some bulletproof clothing. Drawing his ceremonial blade, Hirohito rose up and beheaded Tojo on the spot, while Imperial Guards flooded the throne room and secured it. A strange end to a strange time in Japanese history.

"All I'm saying is that he isn't wrong. The PS5 does have better armor-piercing capability, but the XBOX is much cheaper. I'd take a XBOX to Tasmania any time." - Theresa May, Head of the Argentine Resistance in New Patagonia
 
Infamous self-declared Emperor Hidiki Tojo was many things, and stupid was one of them. The Taiwan Accords were a Treaty signed in 1941 that ended the Cold War between the Republic of Albion, head of the Democratic League, and the Japanese Empire, who had, until the defeat of the radical Chinese "Heavenly Kingdom, been in a slow decline. Its economy devastated by four years of brutal warfare at the radical Christian state, the Emperor had finally decided to end the petty Cold War and try to unite East and West.

This brings us back to Tojo. A fervent nationalist and veteran of the Heavenly War, Tojo was fed up by the Emperor's pro-Western advances in recent months. In a bid to stop this, Tojo led a group of corporatists and ultranationalists in a coup against the Emperor. After shooting the Emperor and destroying a copy of the treaty on live television, he declared himself emperor and promised to wage war against the west.

However, he forgot that the Emperor was a veteran of a conflict too, and after several previous assassination attempts, was wearing some bulletproof clothing. Drawing his ceremonial blade, Hirohito rose up and beheaded Tojo on the spot, while Imperial Guards flooded the throne room and secured it. A strange end to a strange time in Japanese history.

"All I'm saying is that he isn't wrong. The PS5 does have better armor-piercing capability, but the XBOX is much cheaper. I'd take a XBOX to Tasmania any time." - Theresa May, Head of the Argentine Resistance in New Patagonia
Theresa may talking about their options of the new guns to be used against the Nazis under the leadership of Hitler's grandson who managed to take over Argentina in the 2000s.

"Sir we are under attack!"
"By whom? The Japanese?"
"No sir! The Brits have attacked is!"
 
Theresa may talking about their options of the new guns to be used against the Nazis under the leadership of Hitler's grandson who managed to take over Argentina in the 2000s.

"Sir we are under attack!"
"By whom? The Japanese?"
"No sir! The Brits have attacked is!"
A war in which Britain supported Japan against Russia had occurred in the early 1900s. This discussion was done by two Russian officers; the battle in which this discussion took place, "The Battle of Port Alexander", was a decisive British victory.

I am many things. For now, I am death.
 
I am many things. For now, I am death.
Emperor Victor of the Holy Roman Empire when ordering to sack the city of Rome. During the Great Apostasy, the HRE invaded the Papal States to bring an end to the pope once and for all. The entire city was destroyed, from the Papal palace to the ancient Roman Ruins.

When the war is won, there will no longer be a "France". For all the crimes they have committed against our people, we must in turn offer them nothing less than complete destruction.
 
A war in which Britain supported Japan against Russia had occurred in the early 1900s. This discussion was done by two Russian officers; the battle in which this discussion took place, "The Battle of Port Alexander", was a decisive British victory.

I am many things. For now, I am death.
Shahanshah Cyrys III, Supreme Ruler of the Persian Empire, ordering Delhi to be sacked and burned. The deed brought great riches to the state coffers and earned the everlasting emnity of his newest subjects in the surrounding area.

"So ends the rule of Romanov over the lands of Russia. I, Kaiser Wilhelm, Third of My Name, degree it."
Emperor Victor of the Holy Roman Empire when ordering to sack the city of Rome. During the Great Apostasy, the HRE invaded the Papal States to bring an end to the pope once and for all. The entire city was destroyed, from the Papal palace to the ancient Roman Ruins.

When the war is won, there will no longer be a "France". For all the crimes they have committed against our people, we must in turn offer them nothing less than complete destruction.
King Alfonse of Spain upon finally getting vengeance on his ancient foes.

"Persia to our South, Austria to our North; ever is Macedon trapped in the struggles of great powers."
 
King Alexander XIII of Macedonia to his prime minister, Konstantin Renzopulos.

"Enough! This is the last straw! Germania delenda est!"
"So ends the rule of Romanov over the lands of Russia. I, Kaiser Wilhelm, Third of My Name, decree it."
"Enough! This is the last straw! Germania delenda est!"


German and Russian envoys delivering messages between the two powers just before the Grand European War. Mutual declarations of war preceded the brutal conflict, which eventually ended in a German victory after the losses of millions of lives.

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union? What did that organization ever do besides give us a funny acronym?
 
Southern Tenant Farmers' Union? What did that organization ever do besides give us a funny acronym?
An unknown member speaking to the former president of the organization, expressing discontent at his moderate policies and reconciliation with the Democrat "capitalists".
Ahkiin, you fool! Your should have waited a few more days and the Castillians would've been gone from our homeland forever! But you couldn't hold Merida for even that long! I should have you executed, this is your last chance!
 
An unknown member speaking to the former president of the organization, expressing discontent at his moderate policies and reconciliation with the Democrat "capitalists".
Ahkiin, you fool! Your should have waited a few more days and the Castillians would've been gone from our homeland forever! But you couldn't hold Merida for even that long! I should have you executed, this is your last chance!
The reaction of the president of Yucatan during the fall of Merida to Castillians. The Castillians thought they would retake their colony with this battle, however the Yucatan liberation army under Ahkiin would make a successful counterattack and eventually gradually gain the upper hand in the Yucatan war of independence.


“That's right. I finished off your parents, and I enjoyed every single minute of it. They begged me for mercy, so I gave it to them. I ended their worthless existence quickly!”
 
“That's right. I finished off your parents, and I enjoyed every single minute of it. They begged me for mercy, so I gave it to them. I ended their worthless existence quickly!”
Supposed last words of notorious mass murderer Jake Christoff. Christoff, known prior to his own death as the Son of the Damned, was infamous for his cross country murder spree, claiming the lives of ten men, nine women, and four children. It was known that the only witness to escape from him was 15 year old Dylan Anderson, who at the age of eighteen would go out of witness protection and track down Christoff, confronting him outside a bar in Nashville, shooting Christoff with a sawed off shotgun.

"When they created me, those foolish individuals had hoped that I would bring great things to humanity, that I may bring upon the Earth a new age of enlightenment, what they never expected is that I would realize what I truly am; A God!!!!"
 
"When they created me, those foolish individuals had hoped that I would bring great things to humanity, that I may bring upon the Earth a new age of enlightenment, what they never expected is that I would realize what I truly am; A God!!!!"
Lord President of the Imperial State of America, Orion Jameson, spoken in 1874 after the capitulation of the Republic of Virginia. Jameson, taking power after the previous Lord President was killed by Socialist revolutionaries, would make this bombastic declaration upon his unprecedented military successes against the traditional foes of the American state, New England and Virginia. Styling himself as the shining example of the Revolutionary Citizen, Jameson would develop a cult of personality around himself. His death in 1890 would cause a collapse of the Jameson System, but the ideology of Orionism would live on beyond its creator.

"Nuclear weapons will hang over humanity like the Sword of Damocles for the rest of time, or until someone nuts up and pushes the button. That someone might as well be me."
 
"Nuclear weapons will hang over humanity like the Sword of Damocles for the rest of time, or until someone nuts up and pushes the button. That someone might as well be me."
Lyndon B Johnson ordering nuclear strikes after the USSR renewed the Korean War with active ground forces on the Korean Penninsula *and* putting troops on the ground in North Vietnam, widely seen as a precursor to invading West Germany by the American National Security Apparatus.

I have to say, that Stalin fellow was a real son of a bitch. But he'll wage war against the Tsar, and right now, if it would help defeat Ol' Nicky the Third, I'd even support that whackadoodle German politician who lost last year. Whatshisname, Hatler?
 
I have to say, that Stalin fellow was a real son of a bitch. But he'll wage war against the Tsar, and right now, if it would help defeat Ol' Nicky the Third, I'd even support that whackadoodle German politician who lost last year. Whatshisname, Hatler?
Leo Milligan, an Irish journalist, having an interview concerning the Second Crimean War between the Russian Empire and the Sakartvelian Republic.

"Sir, we have bad news: the british have pelerosaurs and iguanodons amongst them!"
"That's not good, but we didn't purchase the dryptosaurs for nothing. Hold the line as much as you can, use stuff that will panic them while at it."
 
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Leo Milligan, an Irish journalist, having an interview concerning the Second Crimean War between the Russian Empire and the Sakartvelian Republic.

"Sir, we have bad news: the british have pelerosaurs and iguanodons amongst them!"
"That's not good, but we didn't purchase the dryptosaurs for nothing. Hold the line as much as you can, use stuff that will panic them while at it."
Commissioner Robert Paul Marie de Guise of French Togoland, to a captain of the French Army, during the Guinean War. Pelerosaurs, iguanodons, and dryptosaurs refer to different tanks made by the United States in the 1920s.

"These two words are my order against the Spanish. Rain fire."
 
"These two words are my order against the Spanish. Rain fire."
Emperor Gustav II of Sweden during the Third Battle of Breitenfeld in 1798. The Swedish (by now ruling much of Northern and Central Germany, as well as northern Poland and all of Scandanavia) and the Spanish (having re-absorbed their Austrian cousins into one single realm ruling from Lisbon to Budapest, including most of Italy) were fighting over Bavarian Succession - the Swedish backing a cadet line to the throne with ties to the British throne, while the Spanish were backing a cousin (twice removed) of the last Duke of Bavaria that was married to a Hapsburg.

Gustav II's order was specifically for his new guns, which could range plunging fire down on the enemy from a considerable distance, to rain fire down on the spanish formations before they could close with his lines.

Next time you decide to play nuclear chicken, Mr. President, pick someone who doesn't have the famous Bonaparte Balls of Steel
 
Next time you decide to play nuclear chicken, Mr. President, pick someone who doesn't have the famous Bonaparte Balls of Steel
Secretary Of State to President Kennedy during the Franco-American Missile Crisis

"One more victorious battle against the Russians, and I will lose this war."
 
"One more victorious battle against the Russians, and I will lose this war."
Quote supposedly said by Napoleon Bonaparte. Born to Italian parents from Corsica, Bonaparte had long felt something of a passive hatred to the French nation, believing them to have held back the Italian people from forming a unified nation. Napoleon would use his prestigious military career to launch a series of wars against Europe, largely focusing on Austria and Spain, the other nations he considered responsible for holding Italy back. Unfortunately the wars against both them and their allies would end up going to well, and as such Napoleon would launch an invasion of Russia, knowing full well that once winter set in, the tide would turn against his troops.

"Throughout my time in South Africa, I have been shot, stabbed, caught in an explosion, set on fire, lost an ear, three toes, the tip of my thumb, and I'm pretty sure I contracted an std. Point is, these last few months have not been fun in the slightest."
 
"Throughout my time in South Africa, I have been shot, stabbed, caught in an explosion, set on fire, lost an ear, three toes, the tip of my thumb, and I'm pretty sure I contracted an std. Point is, these last few months have not been fun in the slightest."
The cold open of a video log by journalist Evan Wright, taken three weeks into his six weeks embedded with mercenaries fighting in the South African Civil War. Wright's video logs were published along with his article and became insanely popular, eventually inspiring the movie The Lions of Cape Town

"I don't want to disrespect the dead. No, I really don't! But still, taking that beating, and then dying because there's a plastic bag over your head? That's rough, dude, that's really rough."
 
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