Explain the AH Quote

Theresa may talking about their options of the new guns to be used against the Nazis under the leadership of Hitler's grandson who managed to take over Argentina in the 2000s.

"Sir we are under attack!"
"By whom? The Japanese?"
"No sir! The Brits have attacked is!"
A war in which Britain supported Japan against Russia had occurred in the early 1900s. This discussion was done by two Russian officers; the battle in which this discussion took place, "The Battle of Port Alexander", was a decisive British victory.

I am many things. For now, I am death.
 
I am many things. For now, I am death.
Emperor Victor of the Holy Roman Empire when ordering to sack the city of Rome. During the Great Apostasy, the HRE invaded the Papal States to bring an end to the pope once and for all. The entire city was destroyed, from the Papal palace to the ancient Roman Ruins.

When the war is won, there will no longer be a "France". For all the crimes they have committed against our people, we must in turn offer them nothing less than complete destruction.
 
A war in which Britain supported Japan against Russia had occurred in the early 1900s. This discussion was done by two Russian officers; the battle in which this discussion took place, "The Battle of Port Alexander", was a decisive British victory.

I am many things. For now, I am death.
Shahanshah Cyrys III, Supreme Ruler of the Persian Empire, ordering Delhi to be sacked and burned. The deed brought great riches to the state coffers and earned the everlasting emnity of his newest subjects in the surrounding area.

"So ends the rule of Romanov over the lands of Russia. I, Kaiser Wilhelm, Third of My Name, degree it."
Emperor Victor of the Holy Roman Empire when ordering to sack the city of Rome. During the Great Apostasy, the HRE invaded the Papal States to bring an end to the pope once and for all. The entire city was destroyed, from the Papal palace to the ancient Roman Ruins.

When the war is won, there will no longer be a "France". For all the crimes they have committed against our people, we must in turn offer them nothing less than complete destruction.
King Alfonse of Spain upon finally getting vengeance on his ancient foes.

"Persia to our South, Austria to our North; ever is Macedon trapped in the struggles of great powers."
 
King Alexander XIII of Macedonia to his prime minister, Konstantin Renzopulos.

"Enough! This is the last straw! Germania delenda est!"
"So ends the rule of Romanov over the lands of Russia. I, Kaiser Wilhelm, Third of My Name, decree it."
"Enough! This is the last straw! Germania delenda est!"


German and Russian envoys delivering messages between the two powers just before the Grand European War. Mutual declarations of war preceded the brutal conflict, which eventually ended in a German victory after the losses of millions of lives.

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union? What did that organization ever do besides give us a funny acronym?
 
Southern Tenant Farmers' Union? What did that organization ever do besides give us a funny acronym?
An unknown member speaking to the former president of the organization, expressing discontent at his moderate policies and reconciliation with the Democrat "capitalists".
Ahkiin, you fool! Your should have waited a few more days and the Castillians would've been gone from our homeland forever! But you couldn't hold Merida for even that long! I should have you executed, this is your last chance!
 
An unknown member speaking to the former president of the organization, expressing discontent at his moderate policies and reconciliation with the Democrat "capitalists".
Ahkiin, you fool! Your should have waited a few more days and the Castillians would've been gone from our homeland forever! But you couldn't hold Merida for even that long! I should have you executed, this is your last chance!

The reaction of the president of Yucatan during the fall of Merida to Castillians. The Castillians thought they would retake their colony with this battle, however the Yucatan liberation army under Ahkiin would make a successful counterattack and eventually gradually gain the upper hand in the Yucatan war of independence.


“That's right. I finished off your parents, and I enjoyed every single minute of it. They begged me for mercy, so I gave it to them. I ended their worthless existence quickly!”
 
“That's right. I finished off your parents, and I enjoyed every single minute of it. They begged me for mercy, so I gave it to them. I ended their worthless existence quickly!”
Supposed last words of notorious mass murderer Jake Christoff. Christoff, known prior to his own death as the Son of the Damned, was infamous for his cross country murder spree, claiming the lives of ten men, nine women, and four children. It was known that the only witness to escape from him was 15 year old Dylan Anderson, who at the age of eighteen would go out of witness protection and track down Christoff, confronting him outside a bar in Nashville, shooting Christoff with a sawed off shotgun.

"When they created me, those foolish individuals had hoped that I would bring great things to humanity, that I may bring upon the Earth a new age of enlightenment, what they never expected is that I would realize what I truly am; A God!!!!"
 
"When they created me, those foolish individuals had hoped that I would bring great things to humanity, that I may bring upon the Earth a new age of enlightenment, what they never expected is that I would realize what I truly am; A God!!!!"
Lord President of the Imperial State of America, Orion Jameson, spoken in 1874 after the capitulation of the Republic of Virginia. Jameson, taking power after the previous Lord President was killed by Socialist revolutionaries, would make this bombastic declaration upon his unprecedented military successes against the traditional foes of the American state, New England and Virginia. Styling himself as the shining example of the Revolutionary Citizen, Jameson would develop a cult of personality around himself. His death in 1890 would cause a collapse of the Jameson System, but the ideology of Orionism would live on beyond its creator.

"Nuclear weapons will hang over humanity like the Sword of Damocles for the rest of time, or until someone nuts up and pushes the button. That someone might as well be me."
 
"Nuclear weapons will hang over humanity like the Sword of Damocles for the rest of time, or until someone nuts up and pushes the button. That someone might as well be me."
Lyndon B Johnson ordering nuclear strikes after the USSR renewed the Korean War with active ground forces on the Korean Penninsula *and* putting troops on the ground in North Vietnam, widely seen as a precursor to invading West Germany by the American National Security Apparatus.

I have to say, that Stalin fellow was a real son of a bitch. But he'll wage war against the Tsar, and right now, if it would help defeat Ol' Nicky the Third, I'd even support that whackadoodle German politician who lost last year. Whatshisname, Hatler?
 
I have to say, that Stalin fellow was a real son of a bitch. But he'll wage war against the Tsar, and right now, if it would help defeat Ol' Nicky the Third, I'd even support that whackadoodle German politician who lost last year. Whatshisname, Hatler?
Leo Milligan, an Irish journalist, having an interview concerning the Second Crimean War between the Russian Empire and the Sakartvelian Republic.

"Sir, we have bad news: the british have pelerosaurs and iguanodons amongst them!"
"That's not good, but we didn't purchase the dryptosaurs for nothing. Hold the line as much as you can, use stuff that will panic them while at it."
 
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Leo Milligan, an Irish journalist, having an interview concerning the Second Crimean War between the Russian Empire and the Sakartvelian Republic.

"Sir, we have bad news: the british have pelerosaurs and iguanodons amongst them!"
"That's not good, but we didn't purchase the dryptosaurs for nothing. Hold the line as much as you can, use stuff that will panic them while at it."
Commissioner Robert Paul Marie de Guise of French Togoland, to a captain of the French Army, during the Guinean War. Pelerosaurs, iguanodons, and dryptosaurs refer to different tanks made by the United States in the 1920s.

"These two words are my order against the Spanish. Rain fire."
 
"These two words are my order against the Spanish. Rain fire."
Emperor Gustav II of Sweden during the Third Battle of Breitenfeld in 1798. The Swedish (by now ruling much of Northern and Central Germany, as well as northern Poland and all of Scandanavia) and the Spanish (having re-absorbed their Austrian cousins into one single realm ruling from Lisbon to Budapest, including most of Italy) were fighting over Bavarian Succession - the Swedish backing a cadet line to the throne with ties to the British throne, while the Spanish were backing a cousin (twice removed) of the last Duke of Bavaria that was married to a Hapsburg.

Gustav II's order was specifically for his new guns, which could range plunging fire down on the enemy from a considerable distance, to rain fire down on the spanish formations before they could close with his lines.

Next time you decide to play nuclear chicken, Mr. President, pick someone who doesn't have the famous Bonaparte Balls of Steel
 
Next time you decide to play nuclear chicken, Mr. President, pick someone who doesn't have the famous Bonaparte Balls of Steel
Secretary Of State to President Kennedy during the Franco-American Missile Crisis

"One more victorious battle against the Russians, and I will lose this war."
 
"One more victorious battle against the Russians, and I will lose this war."
Quote supposedly said by Napoleon Bonaparte. Born to Italian parents from Corsica, Bonaparte had long felt something of a passive hatred to the French nation, believing them to have held back the Italian people from forming a unified nation. Napoleon would use his prestigious military career to launch a series of wars against Europe, largely focusing on Austria and Spain, the other nations he considered responsible for holding Italy back. Unfortunately the wars against both them and their allies would end up going to well, and as such Napoleon would launch an invasion of Russia, knowing full well that once winter set in, the tide would turn against his troops.

"Throughout my time in South Africa, I have been shot, stabbed, caught in an explosion, set on fire, lost an ear, three toes, the tip of my thumb, and I'm pretty sure I contracted an std. Point is, these last few months have not been fun in the slightest."
 
"Throughout my time in South Africa, I have been shot, stabbed, caught in an explosion, set on fire, lost an ear, three toes, the tip of my thumb, and I'm pretty sure I contracted an std. Point is, these last few months have not been fun in the slightest."
The cold open of a video log by journalist Evan Wright, taken three weeks into his six weeks embedded with mercenaries fighting in the South African Civil War. Wright's video logs were published along with his article and became insanely popular, eventually inspiring the movie The Lions of Cape Town

"I don't want to disrespect the dead. No, I really don't! But still, taking that beating, and then dying because there's a plastic bag over your head? That's rough, dude, that's really rough."
 
The cold open of a video log by journalist Evan Wright, taken three weeks into his six weeks embedded with mercenaries fighting in the South African Civil War. Wright's video logs were published along with his article and became insanely popular, eventually inspiring the movie The Lions of Cape Town

"I don't want to disrespect the dead. No, I really don't! But still, taking that beating, and then dying because there's a plastic bag over your head? That's rough, dude, that's really rough."
Eric Fischer, a noted comedian, on the death of Rachel Kingsbury due to police brutality. Fischer was not well-received and was booed off the stage.

"The power of friendship. Has there ever been a more overdone archetype?"
 
"The power of friendship. Has there ever been a more overdone archetype?"
Lauren Faust explaining why she declined to work on My Little Pony in favour of Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls.

"Ah yes, the first and hopefully only time in human history a war was started because of a dinosaur."
 
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"Ah yes, the first and hopefully only time in human history a war was started because of a dinosaur."

President Bill Clinton on the conclusion of the so-called Cretaceous War, after a brief conflict over the ownership six unusually intact dinosaur skeletons was fought between Nicaragua and Honduras in 1995.

President Hamilton, I say to you - slavery today, slavery tommorrow, and slavery forever! The bondage of the black African in service to the White Race is ordained by God himself, and nothing you or Congress can do shall ever stop it.
 
President Hamilton, I say to you - slavery today, slavery tommorrow, and slavery forever! The bondage of the black African in service to the White Race is ordained by God himself, and nothing you or Congress can do shall ever stop it.
A quote attributed to a fundamentalist preacher in 1806 - Hamilton won, and abolished slavery thanks to growing anti-slavery sentiment among poorer farmers who were fed up with being constantly driven out of business by the slave-owning class.

"If Jeffery Katzenberg says for the others to take something out, it's usually a sign that I should help them keep it in."
- Don Bluth; Head of Walt Disney Animation Studios in a 1993 interview
 
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