Explain the AH Quote

[Deleted member 97083]

All power to the Polyhedron

Nikola Tesla after building a new electrical device called the Polyhedron.

"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything." - Emperor Norton of California

 

[Hominid]

Nikola Tesla after building a new electrical device called the Polyhedron.

"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything." - Emperor Norton of California

Norton XIV said this privately while planning for the 2010 "election" in California.

"Regarding Siberia: I know what I'm doing, and Harry doesn't. That's all there is to it."

 

[Skeletor 1917]

Norton XIV said this privately while planning for the 2010 "election" in California.

"Regarding Siberia: I know what I'm doing, and Harry doesn't. That's all there is to it."

General Patton commenting his unauthorized invasion of USSR shortly after WWII
Oceania is now marching to Moscow and our army is last bastion of Eurasia and Neo-Bolshevism !We shall not give a inch more of our land ,just like Hitler ,Big Brother shall brake his armies to get capital of Revolution !

 

[Vuru]

General Patton commenting his unauthorized invasion of USSR shortly after WWII
Oceania is now marching to Moscow and our army is last bastion of Eurasia and Neo-Bolshevism !We shall not give a inch more of our land ,just like Hitler ,Big Brother shall brake his armies to get capital of Revolution !

Said by general John Bagger shortly before the capital of Oceania was destroyed by a bioweapon from Eurasia, accidentally exterminating 90% of Earth's population in the process.


"We may have flooded the Caspian depression by accident, but the draining of Aral was done on purpose. The Uzboy flows again, even if salty after the Aral depression."
-Gennady Saparmuratov

 

[Roland Traveler]

General Patton commenting his unauthorized invasion of USSR shortly after WWII
Oceania is now marching to Moscow and our army is last bastion of Eurasia and Neo-Bolshevism !We shall not give a inch more of our land ,just like Hitler ,Big Brother shall brake his armies to get capital of Revolution !

From the Russian movie 1994. Based on Orwell's 1984, the movie told the story of the second generation of Oceanian leaders who committed to total war with Eurasia. The quote comes from the climax of the movie, where the remnants of the Eurasian Polish Front made a stand at the Vistula. Despite their defeat, they stalled the Oceanians. The movie closes with the appearance of Eurasia's African forces and the training of thousands of conscripts on the outskirts of Moscow.

Said by general John Bagger shortly before the capital of Oceania was destroyed by a bioweapon from Eurasia, accidentally exterminating 90% of Earth's population in the process.


"We may have flooded the Caspian depression by accident, but the draining of Aral was done on purpose. The Uzboy flows again, even if salty after the Aral depression."
-Gennady Saparmuratov

A memo from a Tsarist engineer on the attempt to turn Central Asia into a new breadbasket after the loss of the Ukraine. Saparmuratov would narrowly keep his life after shifting the blame to Kazakh separatists.

"Fifteen times into the breach we went; FIFTEEN TIMES! Could you imagine our surprise when the French evacuated their positions... and then the Italians came?"

 

[Skeletor 1917]

This is madness !How many solders of British Socialist Commonwealth died on Congo front ?!How many lost their hopes in Pakistan deserts ?!Revolution is lost and France can't be destroyed ,their Empire stretches from Gibraltar to Mongolia and millions salute to their fascist regime ,its time workers of England choose peace ,socialism is peace !
-Winston Churchill

 

[Vuru]

A memo from a Tsarist engineer on the attempt to turn Central Asia into a new breadbasket after the loss of the Ukraine. Saparmuratov would narrowly keep his life after shifting the blame to Kazakh separatists.

"Fifteen times into the breach we went; FIFTEEN TIMES! Could you imagine our surprise when the French evacuated their positions... and then the Italians came?"

Lament of an Irish soldier after attempting to breach a French bunker that turned out to be a massive set of tunnels, somewhere in the Central Massif

This is madness !How many solders of British Socialist Commonwealth died on Congo front ?!How many lost their hopes in Pakistan deserts ?!Revolution is lost and France can't be destroyed ,their Empire stretches from Gibraltar to Mongolia and millions salute to their fascist regime ,its time workers of England choose peace ,socialism is peace !
-Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill gets really, REALLY drunk and has a fever dream simultaneously.

"I frequently asked why did we segregate schools based on genders, why did we reduce women's rights blah blah blah, generally including the phrase "massive step back". I'll just say that if you keep going forward, you'll end up off a cliff, we're just putting the state back on the road to greatness. Unlike other parties, the All-Serbian Perfect Order Party actually has plans to live up to it's name. A part from these tiny concessions, can you really complain? Did anything become worse? Your big car, your fat wife, and your strong children say otherwise. You shouldn't complain, as the alternative is what happened to Western Europe."

-Zavida Zelenović

 

[MERRICA]

Napoleon, Hitler and Churchill failed ,and what makes you think Regan can destroy Mongol Union
-Alexander Kalashnikov ,Khan of Mongol Union

Can you fucking not?

 

[FrolicsomeQuipster]

Engels and Marx discovered meth instead of communism, their mad manifesto puts postmodernism before the horse.

~Those who oppose human sacrifice must logically reject self sacrifice, if altruism is to be maintained it must become explicitly inhuman.~

 

[Pragmatic Progressive]

Engels and Marx discovered meth instead of communism, their mad manifesto puts postmodernism before the horse.

~Those who oppose human sacrifice must logically reject self sacrifice, if altruism is to be maintained it must become explicitly inhuman.~

Late 19th century German Pilosopher Adolf Brunner, who laid the foundations for the wirst ideologies of the 20th century, among them the infamous Nationaler Egoismus (National Egoism) for which about 21 million German (127 million overall in the Wars of the First to Sixteenth Coalition, the Bosphorus War, the Desert War, the War for the People, and the Second American Civil War) people lost their lives under the dictatorship period - in Germany alone - of Herbert Maier (1934-1944), Ulrich Kaltz (1944-1963) and Manfred Götze (1963-1981). And worst of all, Manfred Götze is still alive!

"Global cooling? Global cooling is invented by the Germans and Soviets to destroy our industrial capacity! Global cooling is, if at all present, entirely natural!"

 

[Skeletor 1917]

Late 19th century German Pilosopher Adolf Brunner, who laid the foundations for the wirst ideologies of the 20th century, among them the infamous Nationaler Egoismus (National Egoism) for which about 21 million German (127 million overall in the Wars of the First to Sixteenth Coalition, the Bosphorus War, the Desert War, the War for the People, and the Second American Civil War) people lost their lives under the dictatorship period - in Germany alone - of Herbert Maier (1934-1944), Ulrich Kaltz (1944-1963) and Manfred Götze (1963-1981). And worst of all, Manfred Götze is still alive!

"Global cooling? Global cooling is invented by the Germans and Soviets to destroy our industrial capacity! Global cooling is, if at all present, entirely natural!"

George Bush commenting alarming warnings of scientists about global cooling witch he dismiss as propaganda of USSR.
Galaxy for Master Race !Galaxy for White Humans !Galaxy for Führer !

 

[Pragmatic Progressive]

Galaxy for Master Race !Galaxy for White Humans !Galaxy for Führer !

The first Erkunder der Welten (lit.: Explorer of Worlds = Astronaut) of the joint Confederate-Nazi-South African-Brazilian space project, Friedrich Otto Freiherr von und zu Quedlinburg, when looking into the beauty of space and speaking the first words from Space ever!

"Do not panic! Alien life has landed on earth, but they are just as much refugees as are the refugees that come from Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan and other countries into Europe. Let us welcome them, too!"

 

[Skeletor 1917]

The first Erkunder der Welten (lit.: Explorer of Worlds = Astronaut) of the joint Confederate-Nazi-South African-Brazilian space project, Friedrich Otto Freiherr von und zu Quedlinburg, when looking into the beauty of space and speaking the first words from Space ever!

"Do not panic! Alien life has landed on earth, but they are just as much refugees as are the refugees that come from Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan and other countries into Europe. Let us welcome them, too!"

Angela Merkel giving official statement of EU on Alien invasion

Allah will destroy God-Emperor of Menkind

 

[MERRICA]

Angela Merkel giving official statement of EU on Alien invasion

Allah will destroy God-Emperor of Menkind

Stop with the low effort posts, it's not funny at all.

 

[Baron Steakpuncher]

Angela Merkel giving official statement of EU on Alien invasion

Allah will destroy God-Emperor of Menkind

A quote by a very enthusiastic Ork supporter in a warhammer 40k tournament in Dubai.


"I am afraid sir that I have no idea what you are talking about. What exactly is a 'Tehran' and why do I care about it?"

 

[Pragmatic Progressive]

A quote by a very enthusiastic Ork supporter in a warhammer 40k tournament in Dubai.


"I am afraid sir that I have no idea what you are talking about. What exactly is a 'Tehran' and why do I care about it?"

After a badly worded press release reading "Tehrans are planning to test!", Donald Trump says this to Stephen Bannon. Immediately after, Mike Pence declares him insane - with tacit support from cCongress - and Trump is declared fficially unfit for the Presidency. Iran is later invaded, too

"Welcome back! I hereby welcome you back on this Earth!"

 

[MERRICA]

After a badly worded press release reading "Tehrans are planning to test!", Donald Trump says this to Stephen Bannon. Immediately after, Mike Pence declares him insane - with tacit support from cCongress - and Trump is declared fficially unfit for the Presidency. Iran is later invaded, too

"Welcome back! I hereby welcome you back on this Earth!"

Richard Nixon celebrating that safe return of Apollo 16. upon entering orbit of the moon,the crew crash landed and was stranded in the moon. In order to bring them home, the USA and the USSR, which had a moon landing planned for the next week,launched the shuttle to get them back home. The mission is successful and presentss backdrop to the Detante period in the 70s.

" Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Turk."
" How about side by side with a Friend"
" Aye."
Ioannis Metaxas to Mustafa Kemal.

 

[Kirook]

Richard Nixon celebrating that safe return of Apollo 16. upon entering orbit of the moon,the crew crash landed and was stranded in the moon. In order to bring them home, the USA and the USSR, which had a moon landing planned for the next week,launched the shuttle to get them back home. The mission is successful and presentss backdrop to the Detante period in the 70s.

" Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Turk."
" How about side by side with a Friend"
" Aye."
Ioannis Metaxas to Mustafa Kemal.

Exchange between two generals of the Greco-Turkish Anti-Imperialist alliance as they prepare to defend Constantinople from the forces of Nova Roma, July 1941.

"With my signature, I do hereby affirm and ratify this alliance between Russia and Germany. May the friendship between our two great nations be everlasting."

--Tsar Nicholas II

 

[Deleted member 97083]

"With my signature, I do hereby affirm and ratify this alliance between Russia and Germany. May the friendship between our two great nations be everlasting."

--Tsar Nicholas II

Tsar Nicholas II at the renewal of the Three Emperor's League with Germany and Austria-Hungary. Due to this strong alliance which lasted until the Great War, Germany was able to decisively focus on France, Austria-Hungary on Serbia and the Ottoman Empire, and Russia on Romania and the Ottoman Empire. The Three Emperor's League or Mitteleuropa Powers, actually prevailed over the Entente. However, Russia which fell to communist revolution, and Austria which fell to several nationalist revolutions, both became German puppet states. The Tsar even had to escape to Berlin. The Soviet revolution and French revanchism, as well as a German economic depression, set the stage for WW2.

"The New Federation is a nation with a mission - and that mission comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a democratic peace - a peace founded upon the dignity and rights of every man and woman, and the inerrable genius of our Supreme Leader."

 

[ramones1986]

"The New Federation is a nation with a mission - and that mission comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a democratic peace - a peace founded upon the dignity and rights of every man and woman, and the inerrable genius of our Supreme Leader."

The famous declaration from the second Premier of the Uralic Socialist Federation Aleksanteri Johanipoika Murina[1] in 1924 before the League of Nations in Geneva, Kingdom of Savoy.


"Claiming their descendance from a marriage between Gat Amaron and Dayang Po Inahan[2], the monarchs of Tondo-Namayan (and their immediate relatives) carried the clan name Haringadlaw and belived they have the divine right to rule the whole Luzon (and later, most of the Philippine islands) as living gods and expected respect and tribute from the local rules outside their direct area of influence, as expected in a typical Southeast Asian mandala state. Beyond this mythmaking, both the archaeologists and historians believed that the Haringadlaw clan, and the rest of the Tondo-Namayan people in general, is a product of intermarriage between Bornean/Malayan immigrants and a group of tribes who speak a direct descendant of proto-Philippine language (or for some, the proto-language itself)."


NOTES:
[1] OTL Alexei Ivanovich Rykov
[2] Lady Po Nagar