This is ASB. And here's the very rough draft that inspired the thread:The year is 2006, and Karl Rove has entered the Oval Office to speak to President Bush...
ROVE; Uh, Mr. President? Seeing has you have almost reached your term limit of two terms, you need to endorse somebody to run for president.
BUSH: Term limit? What the hell is a "term limit"?
ROVE: Its in the Constitution, Mr. President.
BUSH: Oh, we have one of those now?
ROVE: I thought we went over this before when you thought the Electoral College was a real college.
BUSH: Pshaw! I never had to learn about no fancy Constitution when I was a boy....
ROVE (Sighs) Yes sir.
(At the Democratic National Headquarters)
(HOWARD DEAN is screaming at an aide)
DEAN: AAAAAA! MOTHERLAND!!! Kill the Republicans!
AIDE: You've said that several times, sir.
DEAN: Shut up!
(John Kerry walks in)
KERRY: Did I mention I was in Vietnam?
DEAN: (Kicks Kerry in groin) That's for beating me in the primaries!
(Hillary Clinton enters)
HILLARY: Howard, Howard, Howard...I DO NOT BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE!!!
(Sticks pin in voodoo doll of Bill Clinton)
HILLARY: Hee hee hee...
KERRY: We need to nominate someone for president. Why not me?
(JOHN EDWARDS walks in)
EDWARDS: Because you're a loser. You lost to a guy who can't spell "Iraq".
HILLARY: Don't nominate me!
DEAN: Hey..I've got an idea...
HILLARY: (To herself) Yes, yes, here comes my nomination!
DEAN: Let's nominate Robin Williams!
HILLARY: WTF?
EDWARDS: Yeah! He's a Democrat! Why not?
HILLARY: (Turns purple) Must...repress...killing urge...
EDWARDS: Uh-oh.
Who will the Republicans nominate? Find out soon...
