Event: Madonna leaves her rehab, announcing a new faith in the Church of the Moon. Apparently she had been contacted by a woman named Margot Smith; who was the 'High Priestess' of this newly formed church and generally renowned over the world as a true nutjob. But the vulnerable Madonna clung to the charismatic woman and announced that she would be heading into the studio to record an album that would be an example of her devotion to 'The Great One'.
If something off of that record hits number one, then America is doomed.
Pretty much Though it could be a Paris Hilton 'Stars Are Blind' thing where the song does well off sheer spectacle and 'what' factor.
Well, thank Jesus the airplay barrier is in place, then. That should keep Madonna's faux-Scientologist insanity off the charts. Right? Right?