Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread II

Part 93, Chapter 1459
Chapter One Thousand Four Hundred Fifty-Nine


3rd September 1961

Laupheim, Württemberg

Finding herself standing in the office of one of the few people in Laupheim who knew who Kiki was and seeing that he clearly didn’t care was not a comfortable experience for her. Major Kepler, the S7, had been yelling at her over an accident that had occurred earlier when another trainee had been injured, by her.

“If I felt that you had done this on purpose, you would be on the first train home” Was what Kepler had said, “Accidents happen in this field, so you need to accept that. Now get the Hell out of my sight Fähnrich Fischer!”

That hardly made Kiki feel any better about what had happened as she got out of the Major’s office as fast as she could. Just a few hours before Kiki had been involved in unarmed combat training and things had gone horribly wrong. She had been training in Krav Mega under Kat and Gia since she was ten years old. It had been drilled into her head that almost every man that she encountered would be bigger and stronger than she was. That was why Kiki had been taught how to use that size and strength against them. Kat had also emphasized that Kiki would likely have a lower center of gravity and should use that. It had taken her some time to realize just exactly what that had meant, and it had become less of an issue over time.

What had happened was because the man had tried to overpower Kiki in exactly the manner that Kat had warned her about, thinking that he could just grab and pin her. She not allowed him to get ahold of her in the manner that he had intended and had taken the offense as soon as she was aware that the initiative was hers. Unfortunately, that was where things had gone wrong. She had already kneed him in the stomach and was trying to knock him backwards when he had twisted around trying to keep his balance, so she had heard the sound of tearing cartilage and tendons. Kiki realized what had happened even before he had landed on the mat and the pain from the injury hit him.

What followed was Kiki having to render first aid on an injury that she had inflicted. Even as she had been doing it, Kiki kept having the intrusive thought that it was something that she would need to get used to. The last Kiki had seen of the man, he had been loaded onto an ambulance and everyone already knew that he was out. Injuries tended to do that and one like this would require surgery to even start to repair the damage to his knee. Apparently, the someone in the Brass was aware that trainees aspiring to get into the KSK, the successor to the vaunted SKA, might be tempted to knock their fellows out of contention. That was the reason why there were specific rules and regulations against that sort of thing.

Minutes later, as Kiki walked through the Mess Hall with a tray loaded with her midday meal, she noticed that the other trainees were looking at her differently. In the past they had looked at her with amusement, like if she were a mascot or someone’s little sister playacting. Now, it seemed like they were surprised that yes, it wasn’t an accident that she was here.


Tempelhof, Berlin

The summer had come to an end and Kat had found herself contending with her children. Tatiana and Malcolm had been dreading returning to school a week earlier for different reasons. Malcolm was still struggling with dyslexia and Tatiana had not exactly endeared herself with their teachers by arguing with them over the nature of her brother’s difficulty. Marie had started Kindergarten. Every day so far, she had liked going to be with the friends that she had made and the fun things she was doing. Kat knew from experience that Marie’s enthusiasm wouldn’t last for long. Soon enough Marie would discover the elicit joy of sleeping in when she was supposed to be getting ready for the day, particularly on cold mornings.

Into this stepped Emperor Louis Ferdinand with his usual timing. For the last few years Kat had been working as his advisor and occasional fixer, but this time he had made her an offer that he knew would tempt her, but she would be very reluctant to accept. Over the previous months, the SKA had been disbanded after the glaring problems with the organization had proven intractable. Interservice rivalry, turf battles, the difficulties encountered with coordination in all the recent conflicts and most of all, a complete lack of consistent standards in training across the service branches that contributed units to the SKA. The formation of the KSK was supposed to finally address those problems by uniting the disparate components of the SKA under a single command.

Now that Kat’s children were all school-aged, she was in the perfect position to command the KSK from Louis’ perspective, if she was interested. That would mean coming out of retirement and it would mean a promotion to Generallieutenant initially. Once the KSK was fully up and running, it would roughly be the equivalent of an Army Corps, that would mean that the command would need to be occupied by a General of Branch. Kat had told Louis that she would need to talk it over with Douglas before she made any kind of decision. Kat was left pondering if that would be several steps too far for a career that she had thought was over for a long time.
 
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The actress Eleanor Tomlinson who controversially played Kat in the film Biopic of the Katrina Von Michener attending the Berlin premier in that signature green dress.
 
. Kat had told Louis that she would need to talk it over with Douglas before she made any kind of decision. Kat was left pondering if that would be several steps too far for a career that she had thought was over for a long time.
Heh..... I can imagine the KSK initial meeting. The greenhorns dismissing or questioning WHY a female is in command, while the veteran ones are silent and either cringing or amused for the arse kicking soon to come by part of the Crimson Baroness......
 
I remember in the first thread what did Kat look like discussion. What I dont remember which actress was chosen.
 
Part 93, Chapter 1460
Chapter One Thousand Four Hundred Sixty


25th September 1961

Tempelhof, Berlin

The teacher gave Tatiana a dirty look as he placed the graded paper down on her desk. He remembered the reaction that he had gotten from her the previous year when the subject was Literature, but it had never been over her papers. It had been whenever the teacher had given back the papers to Malcolm while treating him as if he were stupid that Tatiana had spoken up and told him off for that. The teacher had never forgotten that incident and Kol had been angry with Tatiana over what she had done. It had resulted in a sternly worded letter home, though Momma had not exactly been too upset that Tatiana had stood up for her brother. Now this year, the school had made a point of putting the two of them in different classrooms.

Looking at her paper, Tatiana saw that the teacher had gone over it with a fine-toothed comb, taking it to absurd lengths. He had made very liberal use of a red pen showing every error that she had made and giving her a barely passing score. That was something else that Momma had warned her about; Knowing that her actions were correct wasn’t enough, Tatiana needed to be prepared to pay the price for her actions. It was obvious that this was that.

Just thinking about Momma reminded Tatiana of the announcement that had occurred the previous Sunday evening. Momma was resuming her career because Emperor Louis Ferdinand had asked her to. Personally, Tatiana had a hard time reconciling Louis Ferdinand, the Emperor, with the man who was her Godfather. She also remembered what it had been like when she had been little before Marie had come along. Momma being away much of the time and Poppa encouraging Tatiana not to ask questions about those absences. Poppa seemed to be fine with it, he said that he was looking forward taking on more assignments in his own career.

Momma had left that morning before Tatiana had been woken up by Tetya Petia. The Russian woman had used her usual threat to come back with a bucket of ice water if Tatiana tried to sleep in. She knew better than to call Petia’s bluff. It looked as if things were swiftly going back to how it had been before.


Laupheim, Württemberg

It had come as a surprising development after weeks of hard work. The previous week, word had reached them that a new General had been appointed to lead the Kommando Spezialkräfte. Then the day before during lunch, Spear Brahms had announced that the training cadre was finally getting a day off. He had waited until the cheering had died down before he had concluded by telling them that the General was coming on an inspection tour. The Airfield’s Commandant would be performing a white glove inspection before the General’s arrival. That gave them a whopping eighteen hours lead time. The Spear said that was far more time then he thought that they needed so they would have no excuses for a failed inspection. That last part was an implied threat, a failed inspection would cause those deemed responsible to wash out. What followed was a scramble for the door.

Now, after an exhausting night spent cleaning the barracks Kiki watched as three helicopters circled the airfield and touched down. She recognized them as being from the 28th Independent Regiment of the Fallschirmjäger Corps. It was to Kiki’s astonishment that Kat stepped out of one of the Helicopters. She was standing among the rest of the shrunken cadre so was hopefully unseen just yet. There were around fifty of them left out of the initial two hundred. The washout rate was expected to be between eighty-five and ninety percent. At this point they were at around seventy-five percent or so. So far, Kiki had avoided that but had no expectation about she would make it all the way. Next week, Kiki would be going to Kaiserslautern the parachute training, followed by mountaineering in Bad Reichenhall, so she would be getting a chance to washout AND break her neck. After that, if Kiki had not gotten axed, she was supposed to go to Pfullendorf where…

“The Generallieutenant wishes to know how you are faring Fähnrich Fischer?” Fritz Schafer asked. Kiki knew that he had been semi-retired for the last few years, making knives as a sideline had proven unexpectedly profitable. It came as absolutely no surprise that the Oberstabsfeldwebel Schafer must have returned to the Heer and the KSK when Kat had.

“Please tell Generallieutenant von Mischner that I am well” Kiki replied.

“Your Auntie wishes to know a bit more than that” Kat said. And Kiki heard the chatter and sharp intakes of breath from the men around her.

“I thought that you were retired Frau General?” Kiki asked, trying to keep it formal. Kiki really didn’t want to get into how she was tired, and she could feel cramps starting, something that she knew she would have to ignore. Something that had been difficult a month prior.

“The Emperor had other ideas” Kat said with a bit of a smile. She would know that the last thing on earth that Kiki would want was to be exposed. That answer was close to subjects that she would prefer not to get into.

“That’s nice” Kiki replied, trying to keep her face blank and her eyes locked on a point somewhere in the distance.

“I also talked to Sigi recently” Kat said, “She told me a few interesting things. Is it true, that she’s really your father’s half-sister?”

Kiki took a deep breath. Kat had to have a good reason for bringing that up. Kiki wasn’t in the best frame of mind right now and feared she might be misreading what Kat was saying.

“Yes, Ma’am” Kiki replied.

“Good” Kat said, “We’ll talk Later.”

With that, Kat moved on.
 
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I have some questions about the last couple of updates.
One: The training class that Kiki is in I thought should have already figured out by now that the lone female in their class is Princess Kristina after all the surrounding publicity of her stint last summer in Korea and given the real life example of the British Royal Family in which everybody knew that the trainee with the name Windsor is a Prince, wouldn't the same thing be known in the German military if the trainee had the name Fischer?
Two: The attrition rate of the airborne school sounds much too high at 85% when a cursory research finds that the United States Army Airborne School at Ft. Benning is at 50% most of that comes from the initial PT test and from subsequent injuries during training.
Shouldn't the goal of the airborne school be to qualify as many people as possible at the highest reasonable standard possible and let the special warfare schools be the one to actively weed out potential candidates?
Three: Is the reorganization of the Special Warfare units a case of German over engineering or has their been some developments that has not been given that shows that there are real problems with the various special warfare units that need urgent fixing?
 
....... Odds are that American Intelligence is going to go apeshit.

Given Katherine Von Mischner's history, and her history with the Americans , her being recalled from her pseudo retirement to lead the successor unit to the already legendary SKA, it sends a clear message that the Germans are NOT playing around anymore,and preparing their Special Forces for future actions soon.

The Russians,in the other foot, may merely raise their training to the utmost, as the Germans have recalled the one individual who ALL Russians in their forces fear and respect immensely, the "Voyevoda" herself..... And that means that the Germans are readying themselves....

Lehane likely will comment about that it seemed that the German Kaiser's tolerance for the American backed Chinese and their antics in Korea was reaching the end of it if he saw fit to bring Kat back to service......

Moreover, if anything, this is a massive middle finger from the Kaiser himself to the idiots who backed up the sorry excuse of a trial against Kat. Not in vain, she's pretty much establishing a historical precedent in females reaching to the higher positions of the Armed Forces with her new Rank.

It will be interesting how the KSK recruits react. Considering the history and legend of the SKA, and the beyond legendary reputation of the Crimson Baroness of Pankow..... They will likely not want to fail in front of the "greatest soldier alive".....

And also understand from WHERE Kiki learned to fight..... Some may think about nepotism, but it will likely soon be dismissed.... Specially when they see General Von Mischner marching and leaving them in the dust without much issues.....
 
Lehane likely will comment about that it seemed that the German Kaiser's tolerance for the American backed Chinese and their antics in Korea was reaching the end of it if he saw fit to bring Kat back to service......
In our sidetracked discussions about what may be going on right now in China, the Americans may be also reaching the same conclusions as the Kaiser and this may just push the Americans in to looking for new leadership in China.
One of things I have felt was that China could become a major international flashpoint between Germany and the United States and neither country wants that but events could always get out of control and lead to serious misunderstandings.
 
Re Washout rates: The washout rate for the USAF Para-Rescue teams is about 80%. Most other special forces have a washout rate of between 90-95%.
 
I think that would tear a hole in the fabric of reality... especially the reality of certain right-wing men. They should be afraid, very afraid.

That's the bit I'm looking forward to as well. I wonder if the term Schinkenmensch will pop into existence here?
 
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