Oppo

"The ladies loved Teve Torbes' brilliant tax plan. That and the fact that he had a musky Victor Mature-like scent."

Thanks for liking my cruddy Markov chain Bee Movie.

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Thanks for the likes <3

Al Smith the Movie is actually happening. What am I doing with my life?

Hubert Humphrey is life

Wait, Lieberman? Lieberman? LIEBERMAN? How high are you, Mr. President?

One year anniversary!

Yo dis guy pretty cool yo bro

Please donate to AH.com (if you can), it's the only way we can give back to Ian.

"You know the nearer your destination, the more you're slip slidin' away"

Happy birthday Oppo :D

Oppo, good to see you back!

"It will not be my intention to do anything to benefit any American."- Ben Carson, 2017

Thanks for the follow! I didn't realize you could do that.

I, for one, welcome our Teen Vogue overlords.

We still doing your "Keys to the White House"? If not, may I take over?

Clearly Happy Honda Days has become too commercialized.

Thanks for following me!