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"You are FIRED!"
Donald Trump, Reform Party Presidential candidate in 2000, to one of his many campaign managers who failed to keep him from plummeting in the polls. The strange campaign ended up getting 4.7% of the vote in the general election, and the Reform Party soon fell apart, while Trump himself retired from politics.

"Long live the Union! Long live the United States! Long live the Republican Party!"
-John Wilkes Booth
 
Donald Trump, Reform Party Presidential candidate in 2000, to one of his many campaign managers who failed to keep him from plummeting in the polls. The strange campaign ended up getting 4.7% of the vote in the general election, and the Reform Party soon fell apart, while Trump himself retired from politics.

"Long live the Union! Long live the United States! Long live the Republican Party!"
-John Wilkes Booth

Spoken by John Wilkes Booth to other enthusiastic Republicans shortly after the announcement of President Abraham Lincoln's reelection in 1864.

In his youth, John Wilkes Booth showed interest in acting and politics. Because he did not want to live in the shadow of his brother Edwin, who was already an actor, Booth decided to go into politics. He had been involved with the Know Nothing Party as a young man, and when the Party collapsed he decided to join the fledgling Republican Party.

Although he didn't agree with everything with everything that the Republicans stood for, he saw the Democrats as far worse. Booth had been horrified when Representative Preston Brooks, a Democrat from South Carolina, took his cane and viciously beat Senator Charles Summer, a Republican from Massachusetts.

Booth campaigned for Lincoln in the elections of 1860 and 1864 and the two met on several occasions. Although the two men had little in common, they actually became friends. In fact, on the night of April 14, 1865, five days after General Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to General Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac, Booth accompanied President and Mrs. Lincoln to Ford's Theater to see a performance of the comedic play Our American Cousin.

"God Bless his majesty King James!"
- Guy Fawkes
 
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Spoken by John Wilkes Booth to other enthusiastic Republicans shortly after the announcement of President Abraham Lincoln's reelection in 1864.

In his youth, John Wilkes Booth showed interest in acting and politics. Because he did not want to live in the shadow of his brother Edwin, who was already an actor, Booth decided to go into politics. He had been involved with the Know Nothing Party as a young man, and when the Party collapsed he decided to join the fledgling Republican Party.

Although he didn't agree with everything with everything that the Republicans stood for, he saw the Democrats as far worse. Booth had been horrified when Representative Preston Brooks, a Democrat from South Carolina, took his cane and viciously beat Senator Charles Summer, a Republican from Massachusetts.

Booth campaigned for Lincoln in the elections of 1860 and 1864 and the two met on several occasions. Although the two men had little in common, they actually became friends. In fact, on the night of April 14, 1865, five days after General Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to General Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac, Booth accompanied President and Mrs. Lincoln to Ford's Theater to see a performance of the comedic play Our American Cousin.

"God Bless his majesty King James!"
- Guy Fawkes
Guy Fawkes, Earl of Dover, was one of the most prominent delegates sent to France by the English to solve border issues in the New World. He masterfully led the negotiations with Jean III and found out France was nowhere as threatening as it could have been given its massive numerical and technological advantage over the Royal Navy. His efforts would allow the French and English ally in order to decisively defeat the Habsburgs in the Dutch Reconquest War.

"It's not the man who takes the sea, it's the sea that takes the man." Admiral Renaud Séchan
 
Guy Fawkes, Earl of Dover, was one of the most prominent delegates sent to France by the English to solve border issues in the New World. He masterfully led the negotiations with Jean III and found out France was nowhere as threatening as it could have been given its massive numerical and technological advantage over the Royal Navy. His efforts would allow the French and English ally in order to decisively defeat the Habsburgs in the Dutch Reconquest War.

"It's not the man who takes the sea, it's the sea that takes the man." Admiral Renaud Séchan

After losing nearly thirty expeditions to Antarctica, Admiral Séchan of the Kingdom of France reflected on the futility of such endeavors in 1789. His words would go on to be prophetic, as Séchan's own ship would sink beneath the waves of the Atlantic twelve years later during the Battle of Greenland at the tail end of the Eighth Franco-British War.

"Burn the books? What do you take us for, Catholics? No, these books may be heresy, but they are still works of fiction! Any man who quails at the thought of a story has no right to call himself a Christian!"
 
After losing nearly thirty expeditions to Antarctica, Admiral Séchan of the Kingdom of France reflected on the futility of such endeavors in 1789. His words would go on to be prophetic, as Séchan's own ship would sink beneath the waves of the Atlantic twelve years later during the Battle of Greenland at the tail end of the Eighth Franco-British War.

"Burn the books? What do you take us for, Catholics? No, these books may be heresy, but they are still works of fiction! Any man who quails at the thought of a story has no right to call himself a Christian!"

Muhammad Abdul Aziz - Head of Coptic Church during the 2015 synode of christian religions in Africa: essay on the Catholic Church, and how it schold be reformed.

"yes we could, but we didn't!"
 
"yes we could, but we didn't!"

Keith Ellison in his 2024 campaign, appealing to Barack Obama's sentiment "Yes, we can!" which was, unfortunately, not fulfilled. Russ Feingold had fulfilled one of the main promises, closing Guantanamo Bay, in 2023, but declined to run again. And Ellison now appealed to the populace that "I am the one who will!"

"Get a life? Where? I know of no life to be gotten!"
 
Keith Ellison in his 2024 campaign, appealing to Barack Obama's sentiment "Yes, we can!" which was, unfortunately, not fulfilled. Russ Feingold had fulfilled one of the main promises, closing Guantanamo Bay, in 2023, but declined to run again. And Ellison now appealed to the populace that "I am the one who will!"

"Get a life? Where? I know of no life to be gotten!"

Famous line from the infamous comedy Frankenstein. One of the first major works in meta-black comedy

"With this somber hour, the crown of Norway falls to our oppressors."
 

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"With this somber hour, the crown of Norway falls to our oppressors."
King Erik VI of Norway upon the English conquest of his country, and his exile to Stockholm. The English would hold Norway until Oliver Cromwell took over the country and gave independence to the new Norwegian Commonwealth. Ironically this commonwealth become the place of exile for the Cromwell family, after they were deposed and until the Swedish helped the Norwegian king retake Oslo.

"The longstanding friendship between the United States of America and the Soviet Union is vital to the current state of world affairs. Our two democratic nations opposed the fascist-imperialist British Empire until the last colony of the British, India, was liberated in 1967. Now, in 1968, we cooperate on a mission that can unite humanity--the Soyuz-Liberty mission to the Moon."
 
Famous line from the infamous comedy Frankenstein. One of the first major works in meta-black comedy

"With this somber hour, the crown of Norway falls to our oppressors."

Hamlet Act 5, Scene 5, Line 112
Spoken by the character Fortinbras, the former heir to the throne of Norway, in his last soliloquy before his death, which occurs shortly before the title character, Hamlet, is crowned King of Norway.

The full title of what was arguably William Shakespeare's most play was The Triumph of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark. Originally, Shakespeare wrote a tragedy loosely based on the story Amleth, a story about a prince whose father was killed when the prince was very young, and consequently, the prince spends his entire life obsessed with revenge. However, instead of using the play as a template for new tragedy, Shakespeare wrote rewrote the play into of a saga about a glorious, conquering hero, Hamlet Prince of Denmark.

According to Shakespearean scholars, the drastic changes to the play can be attributed to militaristic fervor that subsumed England in the early 17th century. The cause of the militaristic fervor was England's monarch, King Henry IX, son of Edward IV and grandson of Henry VIII. Inspired by the reigns of King Edward III and King Henry V, Henry IX invaded France effectively restarting the Hundred Years War. Led by the aging Duke Somerset, Henry's armies regained all of the land in Gascony and Calais that the French had snatched during the War of the Roses.

The effect of conquests upon the national psyche of England was profound, as shown by the works of Shakespeare.
 
The effect of conquests upon the national psyche of England was profound, as shown by the works of Shakespeare.
Excerpt from a 2006 Al Jazeera interview with Dwight York, the founder of the Nuwaubian Nation cult group. During the interview York claimed that England was conquered by Black Moors in the Middle Ages and the "Black Dynasty" was responsible for civilizing the British and giving them the power to become an Empire. Dwight reasons that the lack of any archeological or historical evidence of these events is due to the actions of the "Jewish conspiracy", but stipulates that proof can be still be found in writings from that period: for example, in William Shakespeare's Othello a Black Moor is the main character who is charged with leading the Europeans.
Dwight York has been a fugitive from U.S. law since the 1990s and is wanted in connection to several federal crimes. He has been living in in Libya ever since he was given asylum there 1997.

"Gurzil helped us beat back Constantinople's Armies of Christ. He favored us when we routed the followers of Muhammad from our lands. What makes you think he will abandon us now that faced with the Warriors of Shiva & Vishnu?"
 
King Erik VI of Norway upon the English conquest of his country, and his exile to Stockholm. The English would hold Norway until Oliver Cromwell took over the country and gave independence to the new Norwegian Commonwealth. Ironically this commonwealth become the place of exile for the Cromwell family, after they were deposed and until the Swedish helped the Norwegian king retake Oslo.

"The longstanding friendship between the United States of America and the Soviet Union is vital to the current state of world affairs. Our two democratic nations opposed the fascist-imperialist British Empire until the last colony of the British, India, was liberated in 1967. Now, in 1968, we cooperate on a mission that can unite humanity--the Soyuz-Liberty mission to the Moon."

Spoken by Premier Nikita Khrushchev to the Communist Party Congress in 1968.

Khrushchev' boast came towards the end of the Cold War between The New World Order: Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, the Empire of Japan, and Great Britain (whose fascist government, led by King Edward VIII, was a staunch ally of Hitler and Mussolini) and The Allied Powers of the United States of America, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and the People's Republic of China.

Initially, Germany's space program under the leadership of Dr. Werner von Braun, was far ahead of the Allies, but thankfully for the Allies, fate intervened.

Adolf Hitler died at age 62 in 1951. His successor would have been Reichsmarshall Herman Göring, but he had died of a heart attack in 1948 and Hitler had been hesitant to name a successor. The result power vacuum led to infighting between Heinrich Himmler and the SS, Hitler's right hand man Rudolph Hess who enjoyed a lot of popular support, and Field Marshal Erich von Manstein who was the seen as the Grand Old Man of the Wehrmacht and to whom most of the military gave their allegiance. Von Mainstein would eventually come out on top and had von Braun, an outspoken supporter of the SS, and many of his colleagues shot for treason.

The Allied Space Programs took the lead and on May 15, 1969 the Soyuz-Liberty lander landed on the moon.

"There's no such thing as bad publicity."
- Richard Nixon

EDIT: Sorry, I didn't see the last post. You can reply to the previous quote instead of mine. I really need to work on keeping my feed updated...
 
Spoken by Premier Nikita Khrushchev to the Communist Party Congress in 1968.

Khrushchev' boast came towards the end of the Cold War between The New World Order: Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, the Empire of Japan, and Great Britain (whose fascist government, led by King Edward VIII, was a staunch ally of Hitler and Mussolini) and The Allied Powers of the United States of America, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and the People's Republic of China.

Initially, Germany's space program under the leadership of Dr. Werner von Braun, was far ahead of the Allies, but thankfully for the Allies, fate intervened.

Adolf Hitler died at age 62 in 1951. His successor would have been Reichsmarshall Herman Göring, but he had died of a heart attack in 1948 and Hitler had been hesitant to name a successor. The result power vacuum led to infighting between Heinrich Himmler and the SS, Hitler's right hand man Rudolph Hess who enjoyed a lot of popular support, and Field Marshal Erich von Manstein who was the seen as the Grand Old Man of the Wehrmacht and to whom most of the military gave their allegiance. Von Mainstein would eventually come out on top and had von Braun, an outspoken supporter of the SS, and many of his colleagues shot for treason.

The Allied Space Programs took the lead and on May 15, 1969 the Soyuz-Liberty lander landed on the moon.

"There's no such thing as bad publicity."
- Richard Nixon

EDIT: Sorry, I didn't see the last post. You can reply to the previous quote instead of mine. I really need to work on keeping my feed updated...

That's a really cool ATL that I really hope someone writes someday.

Quote from President Richard Nixon discussing his administration's support of civil rights and the Voting Rights Act of 1965, hoping that furious segregationist resistance would galvanize moderates to support the bill. His gamble paid off, and black voter registration increased by massive amounts across the South, even flipping a few Southern states' electoral votes over to him in his landslide victory in 1968.

"And today I am proud to announce to America and to the world that the United States has put the first man in space!"
 
"And today I am proud to announce to America and to the world that the United States has put the first man in space!"

After the Soviet mission failed and ended in death of their "Hero of the People" Yuri Gagarin during reentry, the team of Alan Shepard/John Glenn came into space and back alive in 1958.

"Don't get a life!"
 
"Don't get a life!"
Following the 2010 Tu-154 crash near Smolensk that resulted in the death of Polish president Lech Kaczyński a movement arose in the country that 1) claimed Russia government has (somehow) orchestrated the disaster and 2) demanded that Poland and the European Union break all ties with Russia. In a moment that was caught on B.B.C.'s news cameras, "Don't get a life!" was a phrase uttered by an elderly Polish women (who obviously did not know English well) during a 2011 protest by the group in front of the European Parliament intended to pressure the E.U. into banning LifeNews and other Russian television & internet media from operating within the borders of the Union. The photo of the "Don't get a life!"-babushka has become an internet meme in the English-speaking world ever since.

"Gurzil helped us beat back Constantinople's Armies of Christ. He favored us when we routed the followers of Muhammad from our lands. What makes you think he will abandon us now that we're faced with the Warriors of Shiva & Vishnu?"
 
"Gurzil helped us beat back Constantinople's Armies of Christ. He favored us when we routed the followers of Muhammad from our lands. What makes you think he will abandon us now that we're faced with the Warriors of Shiva & Vishnu?"

A Tamanrasset-based Union of the Seven Amazigh Kingdoms had, over time, conquered North Africa and advanced into southern Spain and Italy as a consequence of a vastly bigger defeat of the Aghlabid Dynasty which led to its total fall. Constantinople failed to beat them back in Syria and the state, now just called Amazigh Union with a system that can be called a federal absolute monarchy-theocracy, even managed to rout Islam from major parts of North Africa. And then, Turkey was conquered (and puppetised).

Only after that, a Hinduised Persia set out to stop the Amazigh Kingdom, a world power based out of humble Tamanrasset. But the statement, issued by the Emperor of the Amazight people in 1301, came true!

"Just mind: You need two lives for this."
 
"Just mind: You need two lives for this."

As Johnson rested in cheek on the stock of his rifle, closed his left eye, and looked through the scope on his rifle with his right eye, those words kept echoing in his head.

His boss at Langley, a man in his 50s named David Smith, had said those words to him when he was assigned to one of the units that didn't exist on any records within the CIA's Directorate of Plans. His boss had explained that he would have to kill people, lie about it, cover it up, and never say a word about it.

"Just mind: You need two lives for this. This job is one life, and when you're not on the job, you have another life." He even had to lie to his wife and his son, pretending he had a boring, nondescript office job at Langley.

Officially, Harold Johnson was a paper-pusher for the CIA who tracked expenditures on office supplies and other mundane things the Agency spent money on. The agency had even paid for him to take accounting courses at Georgetown and get certified as a CPA.

Unofficially, he had never looked at a a spreadsheet in his life. He had joined the CIA after serving 4 years in the Marine Corps. He had been trained as sniper, and he found his employers at the CIA very enthusiastic when they learned about his abilities.

Johnson kept repeating those words to himself, hoping that they would assuage his conscience. His boss, Smith, had told him that everything they did was to keep America safe, and Johnson, who was deeply patriotic, wanted to believe him. That was why he had joined the Marines, to protect his country. In the Marines, his commanding officers had made it clear that the enemy was the Reds, and they said someday America would probably end up in a shooting war with the Russians.

Johnson had expected to the CIA to see the Commies as the enemy too, but he had been wrong. The man Johnson saw through his scope certainly wasn't a Communist. Nevertheless, Johnson had been told to kill him, and Johnson knew that it wasn't his job to discern right and wrong. It was his job to kill.

Instinctively following his training, he breathed in, breathed out, and steadied himself, not breathing so his rifle would be still. He aimed at his target and fired three times in incredibly rapid succession, which was not an easy feat with a bolt-action rifle.

Johnson managed to hit his target in the head, mortally wounding him. Hours later, Johnson would report to Langley that the mission was a success.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy, President of the United States, was dead.

Note: I don't actually believe in conspiracy theories, and I certainly don't think that the CIA really killed JFK.

"Augustus once said he found Rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble. I found Rome a city of marble and left it a city of ashes."
 
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"Augustus once said he found Rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble. I found Rome a city of marble and left it a city of ashes."

After a second, successful and permanent raid on Rome which managed to kill the pope, for a time eliminate the Papacy (which brought Christianity into schism and disunity - "Divide et impera!") and make Rome a Muslim city in 861 (Aghlabids). Christianity would never be united again and Islam came to dominate Europe up to the Rhine, even though the Aghlabid and other dynasties did fall at some point. BBut because Christianity was never again united and able to fight Islam in unity, Islam came to truly dominate - despite the status of Rome sometimes changing and areas (Northern Italy, Southern France,...) changing hands between religions frequently, but in the end, Islam prevailed as far north as Basel, and even in *German lands, there are many Muslims. The sphere of influence of Islam, quite honestly, reaches from Baghdad to *Kopenhagen, going over to Nordic Paganism beyond the Kattegat and Skagerrak straits.

"Subjects No. 87653743 to 87659824 are to be terminated immediately!"
 
After a second, successful and permanent raid on Rome which managed to kill the pope, for a time eliminate the Papacy (which brought Christianity into schism and disunity - "Divide et impera!") and make Rome a Muslim city in 861 (Aghlabids). Christianity would never be united again and Islam came to dominate Europe up to the Rhine, even though the Aghlabid and other dynasties did fall at some point. BBut because Christianity was never again united and able to fight Islam in unity, Islam came to truly dominate - despite the status of Rome sometimes changing and areas (Northern Italy, Southern France,...) changing hands between religions frequently, but in the end, Islam prevailed as far north as Basel, and even in *German lands, there are many Muslims. The sphere of influence of Islam, quite honestly, reaches from Baghdad to *Kopenhagen, going over to Nordic Paganism beyond the Kattegat and Skagerrak straits.

"Subjects No. 87653743 to 87659824 are to be terminated immediately!"
Adolf Hitler talking to his warlords in 1938, when WW2 was lasting, which was caused because Germany's Army moved 3 miles into Poland. Aieee!!!

"But New York shall have more Representatives than Virginia ; New York Plan."
-DJT
 
Adolf Hitler talking to his warlords in 1938, when WW2 was lasting, which was caused because Germany's Army moved 3 miles into Poland. Aieee!!!

"But New York shall have more Representatives than Virginia ; New York Plan."
-DJT

Part of a quote from a college level history text book about the various proposals during the failed attempt to create a new form of government for the First United States. The failure of the Convention to fix the problems of the Articles of Confederation led to the dissolution of the first version of the United States into it's component states and the beginning of the Era of Disunity on the North American Continent that only ended fifty years later and the creation of the Second United States.

"Eat my dust, peasant!" - Tom Boston
 
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