TLIAD: Meet The New Boss

'Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.'
The Who

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Someone has learned how to use grunge in Photoshop.

Yes, me. Roem showed me.

I’m trying to insult you.

Oh.

Hi again.

Ugh. So why are you doing this again?

Because I feel like it. And I'm excited to see the format taking off.

Taking off? Between you and me, chum, no-one's taking it seriously. I've yet to see one that ended in 24 hours.

Well, that's fine. Other people have jobs. It's the spirit that counts.

You're still a smelly unemployed dole scrounger, so I take it that's an assurance that this one will be done in 24 hours?

Yes. Cross my heart and hope to die.

You're a madman. What on earth are you-oh my god, I just actually looked at the title image. What the hell is this?

It's a map of a Soviet-dominated Europe.

I know that, arse-face, but what the hell are you doing claiming this is a British political TLIAD?

I suppose you'll have to wait and see.

No, I don't think I will, I really don't see any way in which you can make this about British politics. You've really fouled up this ti-

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You've gone quiet all of a sudden.

Shut up.


And continue.

 
Ah - very long awaited.

I have been sitting on my little contribution since we discussed it, so I will probably post it at the weekend.
 
Ireland went Commie as well? Quite interesting, I assume its Irish Republican Socialism, only extremized. That explains NI being absorbed.
 
Eeek, Commies.

Interesting that Portugal appears to be an exception to the Communist tide.

Looks like only part of Portugal to me. And all of Switzerland. I suppose the Soviets needed their bankers ot something.

Never underestimate the value of 'neutral zones', although that applies more to Switzerland than Portugal.

Ah - very long awaited.

I have been sitting on my little contribution since we discussed it, so I will probably post it at the weekend.

I look forward to it!

Next (or rather first) update imminent.
 
Interesting that Portugal appears to be an exception to the Communist tide.

Well the title implies that the Soviets have replaced something else, presumably the Nazis, and it looks to be only a bit of Portugal. I'll guess that the US made a quick landgrab when they realised the Soviets weren't going to stop at the Pyrenees.
 
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The Man Who Won The War - and lost the next one

The actions taken by David Lloyd George in 1940 divide scholarly opinion worldwide even to this day. At the time, as German shells fell on London’s East End and Churchill lay dead in a destroyed railway carriage, it seemed to the grand old man of British politics that there was no other option. Of course, there was - to fight, fight and fight again. To never surrender to fascism. But this choice was, tragically, not acceptable to the man who, incredibly, was at the time Britain’s greatest living statesman.

However, even Lloyd George’s harshest critics accept that his actions - the visit to the King, formation of a government and immediate armistice negotiation were all motivated by a determination to spare Britain another destructive war. ‘The Man Who Won The War’ was committed to ending this one. But, in doing so, the Welsh Wizard became the Welsh Weasel.

The formation of the National Action Party in December 1940 saw Lloyd George, Harold Nicolson, J.F.C. Fuller and others form a cabinet, with Lloyd George moving into Number 10. The legacy of his predecessors was there for him to behold. The Plymouth Room still bore the garish, huge photograph of a triumphant-looking George Lansbury presiding over the sale of much of the British fleet, and the ironically-named London Armaments Treaty of 1938 hung on the opposing wall. Even the official portrait of Anthony Eden, dated January 1939, could not hide the young man’s sense of bewilderment. Finally, the half-finished wall in the garden of Downing Street (swiftly demolished by a team from the Reich Engineering Corps) stood as an eerie testament to Britain’s last ‘democratic’ Prime Minister.

The period of British history known as the Second Protectorate by supporters and detractors alike began in March 1941. With the King dead by his own hand (regardless of what conspiracists still say today, this is the truth of the matter) and the princesses on a submarine in the North Atlantic, the United Kingdom de facto became the Commonwealth of Great Britain (Northern Ireland had been incorporated into O’Duffy’s Irish State the month before). Lloyd George (who was at this point not quite the pawn of von Ribbentrop that he would become) was proclaimed Lord Protector by the considerably thinned-out House of Lords.

The Second Protectorate and the horrors that ensued from its rule are well documented elsewhere, so this document will not seek to provide a full picture. But the key events - the appointment of Mosley as Home Secretary in 1942, the Liverpool Rising, the assassination of Seyss-Inquart and annihilation of Godstone - are so etched into any modern Briton’s mind that it is surely unnecessary to elucidate much further. For Lloyd George, all this passed as a blur. In 1943, he was forever broken by von Ribbentrop’s decision to overrule the National Action Party’s ‘Police Force (Special Services) Act’ and intern the entirety of Britain’s constabulary. Mosley proved a greater turncoat even than Lloyd George himself - though his appetite for power shocked the occupiers to the point that they, ironically, blacklisted him from any office higher than the post that was still laughably called ‘Home Secretary’.

For the rest of the war, Lloyd George was increasingly used as a figurehead and nothing more. When his health began to seriously wane, he denied even this status. Instead, it would be Harold Nicolson who informed Britons that they had nothing to worry about when Berlin fell in late 1945. The reality of the matter was that, of course, Ribbentrop, Six and other senior officials were frantically loading as much of the Bank of England's gold as they could carry onto ships bound for Argentina.

Lloyd George was barely lucid when London gained the dubious accolade of being the site of the end of the Third Reich. After the formal surrender of London by Generalfeldmarschall Rommel, the last of the eight farcical 'acting Fuhrers', Robert Ley, committed suicide. Rommel immediately asked for passage to Germany in order to establish a transitional government that might restore democracy, but the Red Air Force was, unsurprisingly, unwilling to oblige.

Marshal Slim, commander-in-chief of the British Shock Army for Patriotic Liberation, ordered that ‘the Welsh Weasel’ be brought to him during the 4th British Rifles’ takeover of Whitehall. Two privates allegedly entered the Lord Protector’s residence in the basement of Downing Street to find David Lloyd George upright at his desk, but quite dead. Suicide was, remarkably, ruled out, though he had only been dead a few hours.

The man who had led Britain through one national crisis and to destruction during another had left the stage. But, even at that very moment, a plane from Moscow was carrying the man who would play the lead in our nation’s next act.​
 
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Lloyd George-Mosley make a good Petain-Laval analogue. Great stuff, though that image gave me genuine chills, even if Von Ribbentrop looks a bit downbeat, perhaps he knew what was to come?
 
Bow down before the Mighty Grunge Brush!

As I am sure that I said to you - this is a really fun timeline, and DLG is a pretty obvious Pétain allegory.

Obviously, Mosley is too much of a loose cannon and experienced domestic figure to be able to get anywhere within the Protectorate proper, so I don't have any real objection to how you have done this.

In any case, looking forward to seeing who else is going to show up, I know that you left a few people off the list - although I really hope that you haven't changed the current leader!
 
In any case, looking forward to seeing who else is going to show up, I know that you left a few people off the list - although I really hope that you haven't changed the current leader!

I have a suspicion of who the leader may be, needless to say, I'm very excited to see more.
 
What a fantastic idea. Definitely subscribed! Can't wait to see who'll be the leader of our Ulbricht Group.
 
DAMMIT MEADOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRODUCTIVE TODAY

*ahem*

Excellent stuff. I look forward to the midden hitting the windmill.
 
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The unlikely bureaucrat who became the father of a nation

The man who would become the first Chief Secretary of the Communist Party of the Commonwealth of Great Britain was, at the time of his birth, the son of a Conservative MP. Born Richard Stafford Cripps in 1889, he embarked on a lengthy intellectual and political journey that began with his father’s defection to the Labour Party culminated in his move thoroughly leftwards in the late 1920s.

The Lansbury-era Labour Party was no place for a man of the true left, however, and Cripps became a leading figure in the ever-expanding ILP. A frequent backbench critic of the increasingly pacifistic government, he became an unlikely ally of Winston Churchill, who was grateful to find he was not the only sane man left in Parliament.

When the Eden government collapsed in February 1940, Cripps made an impassioned speech calling for Churchill to be sent for by the King. In return, Churchill made him Minister of Information. Thanks to security protocols making it impossible for Churchill to make a live broadcast, it fell to Cripps to inform the nation via radio that the British Expeditionary Corps had been annihilated at Calais.

Realising that a serious rapprochement with the USSR was the only hope of defeating Hitler, Churchill made Cripps the ambassador to the Kremlin in September 1940. He arrived in the Soviet Union only days before the German invasion of Britain. Immediately upon learning that the Prime Minister was dead, Cripps requested an audience with Stalin himself. This was denied, but the lower-level apparatchiks were just as capable of informing Cripps that he would not receive any support while ‘the workers and peasants of the Soviet Union are in alignment with the people of Germany’.

Come May 1941, Cripps’ luck changed overnight - along with the luck of many unfortunate Soviet conscripts on the German border. Soon, Cripps had formed the Free British Government (FBG), based in Moscow, and begun regular radio broadcasts critical of the Lloyd George regime. To many, this vaguely aristocratic bureaucrat with a larger-than-life charisma became the unlikely figurehead of British resistance. Ian Fleming (famous to a generation of post-war boys as the inspiration for the dashing and witty resistance hero Jack Flame, scourge of Von Ribbentrop) recalled listening to Cripps’ broadcasts with his comrades before going out to wreak havoc with dynamite, farmers’ shotguns and pipe-guns (the crude submachine gun design that could be assembled out of essentially anything).

The Free British Government was made up initially of Cripps and his diplomatic staff. Soon, however, the first of the ‘Arctic Stowaways’ - men fleeing Nazi persecution for their political beliefs - arrived. Clement Attlee, James Maxton and Harry Pollitt had not always seen eye to eye before the war. But now, together with Cripps, they were able to co-operate for the common good.

Help from Moscow’s rulers, however, was not forthcoming. This was understandable, as by the autumn of 1941 it looked as though the city would fall by Christmas, and with it, the Soviet war effort. As more and more Arctic Stowaways trickled in, Cripps realised there was something he and the FBG could do to help.

The Cooper-Macmillan regime in Ottawa had gained a deal of legitimacy through the young Queen Elizabeth’s ‘decision’ to reside in Canada, but President Roosevelt sent shockwaves through the ‘British establishment’ when he declined to formally recognise either the Protectorate, Ottawa or Moscow as the legitimate government of Britain. Sensing an opening, Cripps began to lobby Roosevelt and British escapees in Canada - if they were able to get across the border into the US, it would be theoretically possible for civilian aircraft to fly them to the Russian Far East.

So began the great journey of what would become the British Shock Army.

The first ‘Red British’ units (as they were affectionately and disparagingly known by Moscow and Ottawa respectively) became operational in the suburbs of Moscow in January 1942. Their war would take them from the Russian capital to the streets of Whitehall, via Kharkov, Minsk, Prague, Vienna and Paris. Their eventual commander, Marshal Slim, decamped from India with the thousands of men he could persuade to embark on the journey that would liberate their homeland - or keep it from harm, in the case of the ethnically Indian troops. So it was that a capital that fell when defended by men from the Home Counties was liberated by men from Newcastle, Toronto and Calcutta.

Cripps was a skilled political operator, and was able to make British liberation a military priority ‘as soon as it was viable’, after talks with the Soviet politburo. Hours after the celebrations began on Liberation Day, Cripps flew to Croydon Airport (or what was left of it) and held up the red flag.

“I have in my hand a piece of cloth,” he said as he descended the steps from the aircraft, “bearing upon it the blood of the workers and soldiers who have slaved for this day. We will remember them - and from the ashes of Nazism, we will build socialism in their name!”

The ‘Ottawa Government’ was, by this point, a tired irrelevance, and offered loud protests to which no-one paid attention when Cripps called to order the first meeting of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Commonwealth of Great Britain (the continued use of the Protectorate-era name was useful for legal, treaty reasons as well as being ideologically acceptable). Cripps, as Chief Secretary, began the work of government from Britain House, the new name for the rebuilt Senate House, formerly the centre of administration for the University of London. With Parliament damaged by both bombs and ideological taint (it would reopen as a museum in 1949) and Downing Street out of the question, Cripps made his home in the so-called ‘British Kremlin’.

A tireless worker and phenomenally skilled administrator, Cripps regularly went without sleep for days at a time as the country was rebuilt. The Friendship Conference of 1948 saw him at his best, shaking hands with Larkin outside the GPO in Dublin. The enforced ‘East Prussia’ treatment of Ulster, with Soviet bayonets forcing Unionists onto boats bound for Scotland, was the only controversy of the period of Soviet Occupation. Historians nevertheless hang it around Cripps’ neck to this day, and perhaps they are right to do so.

On 1 January 1949, Cripps, flanked by Attlee, Slim, Pollitt, Dutt, Latham and many others, stood on the platform outside Britain House as the occupation force formally withdrew and the CGB was born. As the final tank drove out of sight, Cripps coughed into his handkerchief. Attlee would later record in an interview that ‘the flecks of blood I saw then were like daggers in my heart.’

But Cripps still had seventeen months of life in him. He probably would have lived longer if he had not refused to retire. But there was still so much to do. The railway network (particularly in the southeast) was dilapidated and wrecked. Millions of Britons lacked proper homes. Education, a gross parody under Lloyd George, needed outright revolution in light of the brave new world.

Cripps died in his sleep on 1 May 1951. At the May Day parade, his death was announced to tearful crowds and the nation mourned for a week. An unlikely bureaucrat had become an impossible hero - and as Britons stared into the 1950s, a decade of uncertainty stared back. It was, however, tempered by the new European era of brotherhood. From Moscow to Connemara, Narvik to Marseilles, the states of Europe were united - and Britain stood proudly among them. ​
 

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Holy crap I can't wait to read this!!! Your graphics are sick, did you make those yourself???!!!???
 

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Interesting TLIAD idea.

Lloyd George-Mosley make a good Petain-Laval analogue.

Well, it's not perfect, but the more obvious Petains like Douglas Haig are all dead I think.

Lloyd George once described Hitler as "the greatest living German" and "the German George Washington", which is going a wee bit further than any of the lukewarmly positive things Churchill said about him in the early 30s.

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EDIT: Got outflanked by another update. So did America never get involved in the Second World War in Europe?
 
Interesting TLIAD idea.



Well, it's not perfect, but the more obvious Petains like Douglas Haig are all dead I think.

Lloyd George once described Hitler as "the greatest living German" and "the German George Washington", which is going a wee bit further than any of the lukewarmly positive things Churchill said about him in the early 30s.

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Exactly - and in 1940 IOTL he argued for a new government to make peace. He became so close to being our Petain that I thought it silly not to use him. He also had the 'man who won the war' reputation that Petain had - France's civilian leaders didn't get that kind of treatment IOTL after WWI, did they?
 
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