The Land of Wine and Beer : a Franco-Burgundian TL

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This could become a long war. And might be finished by another King of France.
I have only planned it to last for six years. But it finishes another King's war, as the English will have to sign a peace treaty at the end, which will end the French Succession War (matter settled).
The Coalition will be kicked out not in the next update, but in the following one, as the planned superficy of Lorraine is shrinking alarmingly fast.
The English will have nothing on the Continent left, but they will be satisfied for one point.
As for the Princess and her husband, we'll see. The French do have the ressources to kick the Burgondians out of Flanders and Hainaut, they just choose to strike elsewhere to weaken their enemies as much as possible by separating fronts.
 
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1479 - Burgundian Inheritance War III - Always lost in the Zee
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Always lost in the Zee - Burgondian Inheritance War, 1479

"Our deadly enemies are two : the French and the Hungarians. And the English. Three! Three deadly enemies..." The Monty Pythons in the Habsburg Dynasty
"For the dark heroes of the zee, cross the bloody Channel they did,
For our lost brothers' memory, whose long tears flowed like acid,
Always lost in the Zee
Always lost in the Zee
"
English parachutists' hymn

One Bishopric to split them all

During the winter, the French had continued their games of influence. The bishopric of Liège had agreed not to give subsidies or pay taxes to Princess Marie de Bourgogne and to let French troops cross without trouble in exchange for some of the lands of the Duchy of Limbourg, while the amount of French troops in Verdun and Toul had convinced the Bishop of Metz that the French were probably more to be feared than the Lorrain and the Coalition. These were two major bishoprics which joined the French side, one through bribing and the one through fear. While Liège separated Limbourg and Luxembourg from the bulk of the Burgondian Netherlands, Metz reduced the Northern half of the Duchy of Lorraine to a series of patches of land. Metz saw French troops arrive a couple weeks after joining the French, ostensibly for "protection".
Meanwhile, the French envoyé to the Pope Sixte IV kept trying to have the Pope choose sides, if possible with the French. However, in order not to risk to break his intended alliance with the Swiss, Sixte remains elusive. It is clear he won't choose sides until one power is clearly winning.

Edward's council
King Edward IV of England was no fool, and although he was by himself a very competent general, (albeit one sensible to disinformation) and a great statesman, he had a handful of advisers he occasionnally listened to. One of his problems was capturing the three counties he wished to take over. While it was obvious that if Edward faced an army of equal size to his, he would probably win, his main problem was logistics. He could not decently live of the countryside in lands he wanted to conquer. As a consequence, the year of 1478 had aimed to give him a base of operations in Flanders from which he could support his troops campaigning. It had been successful in this regard, earning him the ports of Boulogne and Dunkerque aside Calais.
Hainaut was inland, and was of little use to the English except as a trading peg, to be traded later with the winner of this little war for other lands, like Boulonnais or Cotentin. On the other hand, Zeeland and Holland were coastal provinces that would bring in lots of money to the English crown, therefore to be captured as soon as possible. However, the Dutch counties were way further from Calais than Hainaut was, and it was well known capturing Zeeland required a large amount of ports to capture every single island. As King Edward pointed that out, one of his advisors suddenly thought of England as the possible lot of ports. It would take even more ports as larger ships would be necessary, but England was way larger than anything Edward could take in Northern France. Therefore the English started preparing for the Campaign of the Zee, also known in some history books as Operation Zee Leeuw.

French reorganisation
The French Franc Archers had proved in Étain to be too ill-disciplined to be useful. Instead of trying to bring some disciplin into the corps, Louis decided to create a new corps to replace them, the "Bandes Françaises", later known as the "Bandes de Luxembourg". He built these troops out of his numerous veterans of the Catalan March, notably the 5 000 that had taken Tournai, and some 12 000 adventurers and pioneers. By April, he had more or less reorganised his force in 20 000 troops in the Bandes Françaises - among which 40% were missile troops - an estimated 3 000 Lances - a group of 1 lancer for 4 foot soldiers and a page to keep them provided with weapons - and some 4000 knights, not forgetting the hundred or so cannons owned by the King, with its servants. All in all, this represented perhaps 39 500 men. Quarter of these were in Flanders and Hainaut trying to slow down the advance of the 18 000 Burgondian troops, another half was sent to Lorraine to seize the patches in Northern Lorraine and the Duchy of Luxembourg. The remaining troops went to the Boulonnais to seize back the large port without English interference.

Boat people

Operation Zee Leeuw started in June. By then, the English fleet had assembled in Dover and Calais and had started taking up most of the English army, that is some 14 000 soldiers, including cavalry and artillery. The remaining 6 000 were sent towards Arras, Lens and Cambrai to prepare an invasion of Hainaut for the following year.
The English set sail towards Den Haag (in Holland) and Middelburg (in Zeeland) and arrived close to the coasts of Zeeland on June 25th. The large fleet split, each subfleet moving up one of the arms of the Schelde (Escaut) and Rijn (Rhine)'s common delta. Island after island fell to the English troops, which were too numerous and too mobile for the defensors. In this point of view, Zee Leeuw was a total victory - even Middelburg, the largest city in Zeeland at the time, fell before July 25th. The fleet later debarked two thirds of its men in Holland, which later took Den Haag and barricaded in it, but the cavalry remained on board, including a lot of English nobles but not the King or his brother Richard. The English fleet faced a massive storm on the way back, and then met the ragtag bunch of boats Louis the Spider had called his fleet near Caen. The English fleet won, but was in such a terrible state that when it returned home, only one third of the galleons and galleys could be repaired, and the rest was sunk. Quarter of the English boats sunk in the battle of Caen, mostly the largest ones which were the main French target, taking with them 2 000 of the English cavalry and the best English admirals. Meanwhile, the French fleet had not even been obliterated, having had 40% of its boats sunk or captured, but the rest were almost in good condition. There laid the main catastrophe of Zee Leeuw : the English fleet was destroyed as a naval fighting force for the following decade, and discredited for another half century. This would lead to large consequences on the other side of the Atlantic.

Lens-lease

After the disaster of Zee Leeuw, Edward and Louis met in St-Pol. They agreed that the French were unable to keep control over Flanders and Hainaut for the time being, and that the English were in a much better position to fight the Burgondians and delay them than the French. While wandering in Artois, the two kings finally found terms satisfying to them both :
- The French and the English armies would not fight each other for the duration of the truce (two years) and would concentrate on the Burgondians in Flanders and Hainaut (for the English) and the Coalition and Luxembourg (for the French).
- To help the English reach Hainaut, the French lent them Lens, Arras and Cambrai (neither of which were captured yet) and the use of the port of Boulogne (already seized back by the French).
- the English abandon all pretentions to Aquitaine, Guyenne, and Normandy except Cotentin.
- the French abandon all pretentions to the English Crown per virtue of Louis the Lion (an empty threat for Louis the Spider) and to Zeeland.
- Should the English seize Hainaut, the French will trade the English renunciation to Hainaut and returning it to France for the renunciation to Holland and the land of Holland itself, or, if Holland is already English, for Cotentin.
- Should the Burgondian offer a truce to either side, they would both reject it.
- Should the Burgondians be defeated before the end of the truce, the French and the English will sign a peace treaty to end the state of war that existed between their countries since 1337.
These were the terms of the Truce of Grand-Fort-Louis, signed as the French and English kings crossed the tiny village on the mouth of the Aa.

Sarrebourg and Saarburg : an Eye and an Ear

While Louis was in Artois making a truce with the English in the West and the French slowly retreated in Flanders, abandoning Tournai in mid-August and into Artois by the end of October, he had sent his best commanders, Comminges (the leader of the French in Catalonia) and Crèvecoeur (who almost won at Étain, and was in charge of the Bandes Françaises) to take over Northern Lorraine and Luxembourg. While Crèvecoeur takes 500 lances and 6 000 troops of the Bandes and moves into Lorraine, Comminges takes the rest to take over Luxembourg. The French first ensure the land bridge between Verdun and Metz, centered on Étain, and then start uprooting the Lorrains all around. Crèvecoeur finally meets René again in Sarrebourg, east of Metz, who was raising troops there. The forces in presence are quite similar to what had happened in Étain, but this time Crèvecoeur has his infantry build some small fortification. One of the veterans of Catalonia and Tournai asks sarcastically "Is this really what they call «Escalade» (climbing in French)?" as the Lorrains, surprised by yet another attack by Crèvecoeur, a daredevil should you ask them, find themselves retreating into the Bandes' pikes. What happens is «Escalade» indeed, as the following melée is broken repeatedly by French cavalry and infantry charges. René manages to escape, but he has lost an eye in the battle, being now called René le Borgne, and his troops have shrunk from 8 000 to 2 000, most of which are deserters.
Meanwhile in Luxembourg, Maximilian has taken his army of 15 000 against the French, which number 4 000 Bandes Françaises, 1000 lances, 2000 knights, and 50 canons, near . Saarburg sees a very bloody battle where an attentive observer could see a couple carts linked together roll down the French-held hill covered with horseless knights and men-at-arms, a couple Burgondian forces starting to fight each other after a failed partial retreat and a French canonball shave Maximilian's cheek, removing an annoying ear on its way from Europe's most indebted prince.
The Battle of Saarburg ends not because of the lack of ammunition for the missile troops, nor because the troops break, but because the night fell too early for the battle to end properly because of the lack of fighters to fight it. Despite the French losing "almost" as many men as he did (4500 to 6000), Maximilian is forced to retreat the following day by a menace of mutiny. The French therefore stay masters of the battlefield. By the time Maximilian returns to Luxembourg, the capital of the Duchy has fallen and the French forces now include Crèvecoeur's. Outnumbered, the Burgondians abandon Luxembourg.

Map at the end of 1479 :
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Uh... I hate that red spot on the continent shore... :D

What do you understand by Knights? Mounted men-at-arms? dismounted men-at-arms? :confused:
I think that the terms is already obsolete by 1470 to specify any king of troops. However, I might be wrong...
And where is the ear ?:p
 
Uh... I hate that red spot on the continent shore... :D

What do you understand by Knights? Mounted men-at-arms? dismounted men-at-arms? :confused:
I think that the terms is already obsolete by 1470 to specify any king of troops. However, I might be wrong...
And where is the ear ?:p
In order : better Zeeland than Calais as Zeeland is an archipielago.:rolleyes:
Knights : your average heavy-armored noble heavy cavalry.
The ear is ... Well, on the canonball. There's a French soldier in the lot who will come home claiming he has the King of the Romans' ear. Litterally.:D
 
Ouch. The French are going to walk out of this very, very strong.
Indeed. It will be useless, though, if their king not exactly smart, a bit like Charles VIII was.
I have already planned to make the Habsburgs the unlucky dynasty in town (cf. the Monty Python sketch), and we'll need a hegemonic dynasty to replace them in the East, perhaps a Polish one. Any suggestions?
 
1480 - Burgundian Inheritance War IV - Sundgau Bloody Sundgau
New Record! Two updates in as many days!

Sundgau bloody Sundgau - Burgondian Inheritance War, 1480

"The Coalition tried to turn its trickle of troops into a flood. Except that only God can flood the ocean." Jean de Comminges, after the Battle of Colmar.
"Actually, the real reason is that the Swiss, the Austrians and the Lorrains couldn't see eye-to-eye." Phillippe de Crèvecoeur, upon hearing Jean's words.

L'Hiver Terrible.

The winter of 1480 saw many deaths. This could be explained as coming from a variety of factors : the global cooling that had started after the Mongol conquests led to an exceptionnally cold winter; the large amounts of money drained by the Burgondian War had left even less food for the peasants than usual; starved peasants chopped firewood for themselves first, and their lords second, and a series of intricated factors that led to high-ranking deaths among the nobles in Europe. Notably, the cold caught in January led slowly to René d'Anjou's death in mid-May; Charles d'Anjou, Count of Maine, was found in his bedroom intoxicated by fire fumes in February; and in the very Louvre, Yolande de France, duchess dowager of Savoy, was found dead. Although she had been pretty sick for all of 1479, she finally died because of the palace's rich winter foods.
These deaths had many consequences. First of all, the death of the two last Angevins made Provence a French county, which would throw into the war additionnal amounts of money and men, not that it would tip the scales much, as seen with the forces that the warring powers had set into motion. What's more, Yolande's death effectively made Louis the Spider the tutor of the heirs of Savoy. He would not imprison his nephews, unlike a neighbouring Yorkist soon would, but the Savoyard troops which had been sent into Western Switzerland would join the French Army for the Lorrain Campaign that was planned by the Spider King.
Meanwhile, to simplify the administration of the Burgondies, Louis the Spider signed an edict which integrated the Counties of Auxerre, Charolais and Mâcon to the Principalty of Burgondy, hereby unifying the Burgondies in France into the Principalty.
In England too, the winter of 1480 took its toll on the nobles, albeit more lightly than in France (because of the battle of Caen, there weren't that many to kill). Notably, King Edward caught tuberculosis.
Winter didn't only kill people : Switzerland, Austria and Lorraine, having proved they couldn't fight separate wars against the Franco-Savoyard Alliance, decided to pool their armies into one, which was then planned to move into France until the French King decided to let Lorraine and Sundgau-Breisgau alone.
The English, as of 1480, planned two massive campaigns in Hainaut and Holland to break the Burgondians and their one-eared leader.

French plans : the Second Campaign of Lorraine

The French had laid plans for a two-pronged attack on Southern Alsace and Lorraine starting on April 1st : one half of the troops, led by Crèvecoeur, would come from Metz and seize Western Lorraine's cities, while Comminge's second half would take over Southeastern Lorraine's cities with a starting point in the Abbey of Luxeuil. The two forces, of 15 000 men each - a 6 000 men force remained in Luxembourg to guard it from the rest of Burgondy and seize Limbourg - would meet under Nancy, which they would then besiege, only to leave the city after the Savoyard army of 8 000 arrived. Afterwards, they would launch a massive attack into Sundgau. Together, these armies represented some 38 000 men which could classify as follows :
- 2 300 Lances, which correspond to 2 300 lancers and 9 200 footmen
- 3 000 French knights (typical heavy cavalry, but the finest of the French nobles. Slightly more careful than they used to be, though).
- 500 Savoyard knights
- 200 Savoyard lancers and 800 footmen
- 6 500 Savoyard mercenaries, ~2 000 of them missile troops.
- 15 000 Bandes Françaises, including some ~6 000 missile troops.
- one hundred canons with some 5 servants per canon.
- 2 skilled generals

The Combined Coalition
The Lorrain army had assembled its remainders in Nancy and the Confederation and Siegmund von Österreich had agreed to bring all their forces in Colmar to prepare a counter-attack. It was obvious a French attack would come the following spring, and that the French would go for Nancy. However, this would leave the Coalition time to work out any possible difficulties. The three armies were to meet in Colmar on June 15th, for a counter-attack before the end of June to catch the French off their feet.
The armies :
Switzerland :
- 6 000 elite pikemen in Swiss Bands.
- 110 canons and couleuvrines captured at Morat.
- 2 500 cavalry, mostly lancers
- 3 500 crossbowmen
Austria :
- 1 000 knights
- 20 canons.
- 12 000 foot soldiers
- 5 000 missile troops, mostly crossbowmen
- 2 000 lancers
Lorraine :
- 500 Lorrain knights
- 7 000 hastily raised foot soldiers
- 3 000 missile troops
- 280 lancers
- 1 one-eyed Duke
All in all, some 41 300 men.

"Two cold water ports! And the Roman road to connect them! And Sundgau-Lorraine!"

From the beginning, all seemed to go even better than according to plan. Épinal and Lunéville fell each in less than a week; Nancy didn't even need a siege, surrendering the moment it saw the French army (to be fair, the series of sieges it had suffered in 1476-1477 had badly wrecked it), and the Savoyard arrived one week ahead of schedule, on May 23rd. Meanwhile, René de Lorraine was in Colmar, preparing supplies for the Combined Coalition army. The Franco-Savoyard force was reinforced on June 6th by 2 000 of René d'Anjou's Provençal troops, all of them men-at-arms. Crèvecoeur and Comminges both felt there was something wrong, as the Duke had not sent any troops to take back lost cities or wreck supply lines like he should have done. Therefore, the 40 000 Franco-Savoyard army entered Sundgau very carefully. Some éclaireurs (scouts) were sent and disclosed that a large Swiss force was moving rapidly Northwards in North Sundgau, and that rumors of an even greater Austrian one in Breisgau had crossed the Rhine. The meeting point had to be somewhere near Colmar. On the evening of June 17th, three days after the three Coalition armies linked, the French arrived within sight of the Coalition camp. The Battle of Colmar was about to start.

Starting positions of the armies

The French had some small hills in their back, and split the army in two separate blocks instead of three. The right wing, in the North, commanded by Crèvecoeur, consisted in the Savoyard and Provençal armies complemented by 8 000 Bandes Françaises and 500 Lances. His 5 000 missile troops were placed on his left flank, where it would be protected at first by Comminges, while his 1 200-strong cavalry was on his right flank where it would be able to manoeuvre more efficiently than the rest in any flanking moves. The left, Southern, French wing, consisted in the bulk of the French army, with additionnal cavalry - Comminges' favorite force - and the artillery. His 3 000 missile troops were left on top of a small hill where they could defend themselves, along with the canons, far on his left, while the bulk of his force was a classical center made of foot soldiers and right and left wings made of cavalry. His 3000 knights were on his right wing to be able to charge any enemy center, while his lancers, more mobile, would control access to his missile troops.
On the other side, René tried frantically to organise his troops whose back was on the river Lauch. While he managed to work with the Swiss, which had arrived earlier, to make two more or less functionning wings made of a mix of Swiss pikemen, crossbowmen and cavalry, the Austrians spoke a hardly understandable Germanic dialect. He could only recuperate the crossbowmen and left his foot soldiers in the center the Austrian forces made up.

Main Operations

The French attacked first, with a rain of arrows coming from the center-right of the army and its far left. The Swiss and Austrians answered with crossbow bolts, most of which fell on Comminges' cavalry. As a consequence, he decided that, whatever, he'd have his knights charge the center while canonballs were to try and break the wings. Meanwhile, Crèvecoeur started to rotate his troops to attack the enemy flank. While his cavalry would have loved a furious charge like Comminges', they were not capable of distancing the infantry and enjoyed breaches in the pikemen's pike wall before their charge.
While Crèvecoeur's cavalry behaved in a disorderly fashion, Comminges' knights behaved "like a mounted phalanx", according to René de Lorraine's own words - that is, their disciplin was equivalent to that of the Byzantine's army despite being nobles. The result of that was complete disorganisation in the Austrian center, despite the orders in Alsatian the Duke kept yelling, and the Lorrain foot soldiers properly deserting, only to find out that they had a river behind them, and it wasn't that shallow...
All connection with his flanks being lost, it didn't take long for their lines to waver, on his left due to Crèvecoeur's charge, on the right upon seing the very rigorous disciplin in Comminges' Lances at the front of his center. Yet the Coalition attacked the left flank of the French army, with charges of cavalry and all that was required to break French lines. Except the French line didn't break. It bent, and the Swiss found themselves flanked twice and having 1 800 lancers eager to enter the fight behind them.
Afterwards, all strategy and tactics disappeared as only survival mattered.
The bloodbath only ended when the sun set. The ground was brown and sticky, the Lauch was red, flooding and carried cut-off limbs and corpses.
The amount of casualties in Colmar was disproportionate. The French knights had 26 dead and 194 wounded. The Coalition center had perhaps as many survivors. Louis d'Orléans was made a knight after Colmar and earned a lot of pocket change by capturing Duke René.
All in all, the French lost approximatively 10 000 soldiers : 3 000 on the left wing (Comminges), and 7 000 on the right wing (Crèvecoeur). The Coalition lost 38 000 soldiers, its artillery (stored in a nearby warehouse), its military commander, and its prestige. When news of Colmar arrived at Freiburg im Breisgau, it immediately surrendered. By the end of June, Sundgau and half of Breisgau were in French hands.

Treaty of Colmar

The treaty of Colmar was signed by Louis the Spider and One-Eye René (which represented the Coalition) on October 31st, with Louis d'Orléans lobbying for the ransom he was to be paid. The terms were as followed :
- The Kingdom of France, the Archduchy of Austria and the Swiss Confederation will stop all hostilities from November 1st onwards.
- René de Lorraine, Duke of Bar, Guise and Lorraine, renounces these titles in favor of Louis de Valois, King of France, and is to pay a ransom of quarter a million livres to Louis d'Orléans.
- The counties of Sundgau and Breisgau are turned in to France. However, it is possible for the Archduke of Austria to buy back Breisgau, city of Freiburg excepted, for the sum of half a million livres, within 10 years.
- The County of Vaud is and remains a possession of the House of Savoy.
- René de Lorraine is offered a small county, vassal of France, in Digne-les-Bains.
- The city of Sarrebourg and the surrounding lands are returned to the Bishopric of Metz.
- The Bishoprics of Metz, Verdun and Toul become vassals of France.

To be continued by edit/next chapter for the Anglo-Burgondian war. Maps will also be included in that update.
 
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Uh... an epic battle!

Why the coalition superior artillery was not brought into battle but stored into warehouse?

So, Maxi of Austria abandon Burgundy? How his wife, Mary will react? It's hard to me to believe that Maxi will not continue to fight for his wife...
 
Uh... an epic battle!

Why the coalition superior artillery was not brought into battle but stored into warehouse?

So, Maxi of Austria abandon Burgundy? How his wife, Mary will react? It's hard to me to believe that Maxi will not continue to fight for his wife...
I wonder if he will try and have the marriage annulled now that Mary is a liability.
 
Uh... an epic battle!

Why the coalition superior artillery was not brought into battle but stored into warehouse?

So, Maxi of Austria abandon Burgundy? How his wife, Mary will react? It's hard to me to believe that Maxi will not continue to fight for his wife...
The Coalition didn't have superior artillery. It had 70 canons and 60 much smaller serpentines. They had not expected the French and Savoyard to reach Colmar, and were low on time on the 19th.
No, Close Shave Maximilian didn't abandon Burgondy. He was not the Archduke of Austria, his cousin Siegmund von Österreich was.
As for the epic battle... I think it's too one-sided to be fair, but I needed a titular bloodbath in Sundgau.
 
The Coalition didn't have superior artillery. It had 70 canons and 60 much smaller serpentines. They had not expected the French and Savoyard to reach Colmar, and were low on time on the 19th.
No, Close Shave Maximilian didn't abandon Burgondy. He was not the Archduke of Austria, his cousin Siegmund von Österreich was.
As for the epic battle... I think it's too one-sided to be fair, but I needed a titular bloodbath in Sundgau.

Epic Slaughter then! :D

My mistake for Austria... :eek:
 
The Coalition didn't have superior artillery. It had 70 canons and 60 much smaller serpentines. They had not expected the French and Savoyard to reach Colmar, and were low on time on the 19th.
No, Close Shave Maximilian didn't abandon Burgondy. He was not the Archduke of Austria, his cousin Siegmund von Österreich was.
As for the epic battle... I think it's too one-sided to be fair, but I needed a titular bloodbath in Sundgau.
You mean Maximillian's father Frederick?
 
I imagine, Margaret, Duchess of Savoy and Philip the Fair would have different marriages, Philip would be married to a French Princess and gain french help in being the Holy Roman Emperor in exchange of renouncing Burgundy..
 
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I imagine, Margaret, Duchess of Savoy and Philip the Fair would have different marriages, Philip would be married to a French Princess and gain french help in being the Holy Roman Emperor in exchange of renouncing Burgundy..
Wait for the peace treaty. Just wait for it.
Let's just say Bourgogne will be a large principalty, but part of France. And there'll be some tricks in the succession. :D
 
1480 - Burgundian Inheritance War V - Hainaut, Holland, Hatred
Sundgau bloody Sundgau part 2 - Hainaut, Holland, Hatred.

"I heard the Burgondians managed to keep up a force of 30 000. According to me, one third of it is in Guelders or in garrisons, one third of it isn't even paid, and the remaining third doesn't exist." Edward IV

The situation in Spring.
When the year started, one could say neither the English or the Burgondian situations were very good. In the South, the English held Cambrai, Calais and Artois with 8 000 men, but the poor state of their fleet made them dependent on French good will to supply their troops through Calais, Dunkerque and Boulogne. In the North, the English held the isles of the mouth of the Escaut and Rhine (that is, Zeeland) and Southernmost Holland up to Den Haag, where some 10 000 footmen had spent the winter.
Meanwhile, the Burgondian situation was no better. Hungary was once again warring in Friedrich's Austrian lands, which definitely cut his father's subsidies to Maximilian by 100%. Furthermore, the loss of Luxembourg to the French troops and Zeeland to the English was barely compensated by the recovery of the missing halves of Hainaut and Flanders, which were suffering badly from the war. Finally, Guelders kept rebelling, which tied up many men. On the overall, Maximilian only had 15 000 available men, whose pay had been severely reduced. Globally, Edward IV's assessment was a simple overstatement, but he had identified the main problems that Brussels faced.
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Going for Holland
The first campaign of the year took place in Holland. The English troops, which had been paid for one year before Zee Leeuw, were sent to seize Amsterdam and its fleet to be able to return home. They didn't have a general nor a correct supplying chain, therefore it was a rampaging band, even worse than the Chevauchées of the Black Prince in the 1370s, that left to besiege Amsterdam. It took them a fortnight to reach the city, only stopping to burn windmills and heaps of cheese. However, Maximilian had reacted quickly enough, and while they found Amsterdam an open city, there was something annoying in front of them. Militias, 2 000 of them. While the latter were heavily outnumbered, their mission was to stall the English for long enough that Maximilian, who was already well on his way, would come and rescue the city.
The battle started on April 14th. The militia had a little more discipline and could retreat on order than the English had, and it allowed to survive for the day, despite with heavy casualties (half of them died), the English had even more deaths with 1 500. The second day of the battle saw the militia encircled by enraged English soldiers and fighting for their own lives when Maximilian"s force arrived. The English found themselves flanked twice, fighing an enemy both around them and inside them. At this moment, the only officer in the English force, Captain Henry Fitzedward, said to descend from a bastard of the Black Prince, had the English army surrender.
On the 10 000 English army, 1 000 had deserted and regrouped in Den Haag - they would only leave and surrender the city when their pay and their comrades' would stop arriving - 3 500 had died, and the rest had been captured. The militia had fallen to 20% of its initial size, and Maximilian had lost 1 000 men.

The Campaign of Hainaut.

Edward IV had chosen to lead his army in Hainaut. His 8 000 men which he had left in Artois the previous year and some 4 000 reinforcements left Cambrai on April 10th. If his calculations were right, he had a window of approximately one month, no matter if the troops of Den Haag won or not.
His troops had been split, so that within one week, they had reached Maroilles and Valenciennes. These cities fell after a couple weeks' siege, and then they all left to besiege Mons, in central Hainaut. The siege was set before the end of the "window" in the way the French had besieged Tournai (some French veterans had been bragging) : one ring of pikes directed outwards, a half-circle of pikes in front of every door, and soldiers to man mostly the doors' pikes to avoid a sortie.
However, the Burgondians didn't come, as Marie de Bourgogne had fallen from her horse and was badly wounded. Maximilian had had to turn back from Enghien which he was crossing to go check on his wife's health. It turned out the found wasn't fatal, although she would probably never be giving birth again. Meanwhile, Edward started having gastric trouble a few days after his brother Richard, Duke of Gloucester, reached Mons, and his tuberculosis slowly worsened in the muds of Hainaut.
Therefore, Maximilian had arrived one month late, while Mons was still standing and the English soldiers played with dices. However, he didn't do the same mistake as the not much regretted Duke of Guelders : instead of besieging the English, he just waited in the way of their supply train. After a couple days, the English, having prepared for a battle outside Mons, sortied out of their fortifications. Despite having a small cavalry, and only heavy cavalry, they had some quality heavy infantry and extremely well-trained Welsh longbowmen, which allowed the English to compensate the difference in numbers. Little is remembered from the battle of Mons as a fire starting on the English pikes drowned the battlefield in smoke. The only assessments that can be confirmed is that the Burgondians lost 3 000 men to Welsh arrows, that Maximilian and Edward dueled with swords, the former losing his other ear, and that the Burgondian cavalry charge was faced headlong and routed by English knights.
On the overall, the Burgondians lost 5 000 men, and the English 3 000. Their forces were now equal in number, but not in quality as the English had top-notch archers, a larger artillery train and better infantry. Mons fell later in the day because the guards intoxicated by the smoke which had burnt some hemp - that is, they were high - didn't react to the English turning their canons towards the doors. It would take another two centuries for the locals to understand what exactly had happened and start smoking hemp.

A Snake appears in England
While new troops were being raised in Namur and Brabant by Burgondy, the English seized Enghien, Ath and Binche, thus completing their conquest of Hainaut in mid-July 1480. Two days later, Edward IV died, officially of food poisoning.
Immediately, the English army (except for garrisons left in the various English-held cities) returned home. Richard, Duke of Gloucester, became regent, and imprisoned his nephews in the Tower. He then took various measures to make his power as strong as it could be, "for the good of the Kingdom". Meanwhile, the Burgondians had by the end of October recovered all of Hainaut, taken Cambrai and were moving into Artois. On November 13th, it was discovered Edward V and his brother Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York, had disappeared. While Richard of Gloucester considered them dead, they had been smuggled out of the Tower and England by a foreign spy. Therefore, he had himself crowned king as Richard III.
The year ended with the fall of Lens to the Burgondians after Arras. Needless to say, the French were quite pissed at the English for letting the Burgondians take the cities they, the French, had lent them...

Map at the end of 1480 :
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