All Hail Britannia
Here's a realistic CG timeline I founded on Deviantart:
"All Hail Britannia" by Carpathia13
"I mean the notion that the Celts of Britain somehow united under some kind of super king and then defeated Julius freaking Caesar is laughable. Caesar’s conquest of Britain amounted to him walking around Kent for a few months beating the snot out of the locals before returning to Gaul. This was all written down and recorded by the Romans at the time.
Supposedly the currently rulers trace their lineage back to this mega king and that’s what makes them so damned special. Under the mega king they then defeated the Saxon invasions and all the other invasions throughout time. How are there so many blonds in England if they kept the Saxons out? English/British culture would be distinctly Celtic, nothing like it was when Napoleon came knocking and certainly nothing like the evil it is today.
It gets worse, don’t worry. Elizabeth I apparently had some super-secret toy boy and a bastard son who kept the Tudors bloodline going and gave a bunch of powers to the aristocrat families that happened to flee with George in 1806. As a cursory glance at the history pages will tell you, she didn’t, she died alone and childless and that was the end of the Tudors
No, like every tyranny before it the Holy Britannian Empire has rewritten its history to convince itself and others that it is something special. This is to convince themselves that they aren’t just the shattered remnants of a nation that couldn’t keep the Frenchman out. Sure they may convince themselves sometimes but they’re a joke to the rest of us."
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Excerpt from Dr. Clara Summers lecture on Britannian Historical Revisionism, 5/5/1901
September 5-10, 1781 CE
The British fleet led by Rear Admiral Sir Thomas Graves routed the French fleet under Comte de Grasse at the Battle of the Chesapeake. This prevent reinforcement for General George Washington's Continental Army at Yorktown.
October 8, 1781 CE
British forces under Lord Cornwallis launch a counterattack on the American line under cover of artillery. George Washington is killed in battle with a bayonet stabbed into his heart. American and French forces are forced to retreat.
July 4, 1784 CE
Thomas Jefferson is assassinated in Virginia. In the wake of this, Benjamin Franklin joined the Conciliationists, giving them control of the Continental Congress.
September 11, 1784 CE
The Continental Congress negotiate a truce with the British, ceding control of the colonies to Britain and ending Washington's Rebellion.
In the wake of Washington's Rebellion, British North American colonies experience a royalist resurgence. The British government instigate tax reforms to do away war taxes and cutting military spending, reducing the size of Britain’s land forces which increased unemployment and social unrest throughout Britain.
1789 CE
Driven by bankruptcy for its support in Washington's Rebellion and years of bad harvest, revolution erupt in France and results in the death of Louis XVI and a procession of revolutionary governments, each as vicious and unstable as the last.
1792 CE
The War of the First Coalition begin by various European monarchies in destroying the nascent French Republic.
1799 CE
30-year-old French general Napoleon Bonaparte overthrows the French Directory in a coup d'etat.
1802 CE
The War of the Second Coalition comes to a temporary peace.
January, 1803 CE
Napoleon sells the Louisiana Territory to Spain at 60 million francs to fund an invasion force to invade Britain.
September, 1803 CE
The Second Anglo-Maratha War begin.
December 1803 CE
Napoleon launch an amphibious invasion of the British Isles from Boulogne to the coast of Kent through a narrow corridor across the English Channel after taking advantage of a storm that forced a breakage in the British naval blockade.
February, 1804 CE
As Napoleon's army march on London, King George III make the decision of retreating to Ireland along with his army and the treasury. Lord Cornwallis, the hero of Yorktown, remain in commanding British reservists and militia "for the duration". King George becomes unable to rule due to a relapse in his mental illness, suspected to be Porphyria.
March 4, 1804 CE
Irish convicts in New South Wales launch a rebellion against British colonial authorities at Vinegar Hill. The rebellion is viciously put down. However, with the war in Europe disrupting the flow of military supplies to New South Wales, tensions mounted between the military and civilian government.
October, 1804 CE
Lord Cornwallis is killed in battle. The leaderless British resistance begins to fall apart against Napoleon's forces.
November, 1804 CE
Napoleon declare a new constitution for Britain, declaring King George's third son William IV as King of England while covertly stripping him of most of his powers. The Scots and Irish rebelled against the new constitution and the resistance to Napoleon collapsed in on itself.
May 24, 1805 CE
The Irish Revolt of 1805 begins. The United Irishmen launched a campaign of "fugitive warfare" against the British and delayed King George's plans for the liberation of England. The Irish Nationalists soon signs an alliance with France.
June 10, 1805 CE
Napoleon signs a peace treaty with the new British government and left the Armée de l'Angleterre to keep order in Britain before returning to France to focus the growing threat of Austria and Russia.
September, 1805 CE
Napoleon forms the Grande Armée and begins his march on Austria.
Austria capitulate to France. The Holy Roman Empire breaks apart and is replaced by the Confederation of the Rhineland, a collection of Napoleon's German allies.
1806 CE
With chaos in Ireland an imminent invasion, George III finally retreat to British North America with his treasury and 60,000 soldiers to secure stability. He will spent the next four years of his exile in a desperate attempt to reclaim his homeland.
The British East India Company is defeated in the Battle of Calcutta. The Maratha Empire replace the Company as the dominant force in India, maintaining a hegemonic empire in much the same fashion as the company before them.
1807 CE
In New South Wales, a military officer named John MacArthur stage a successful coup against the government of William Bligh.
1808 CE
Napoleon launch an invasion of Spain and beginning the Peninsular War.
1809 CE
Austria capitulate to France. The Holy Roman Empire breaks apart and is replaced by the Confederation of the Rhineland, a collection of Napoleon's German allies.
1810 CE
George III suffer his final relapse and his son George IV became prince regent. Much of the prince regent's governance falls upon Prime Minister Henry Addington.
Most of the European continent comes under French control. Napoleon establish the Continental System, which institutionalized French dominance of Europe.
1811 CE
Prime Minister Addington purchase Louisiana from Spain, which the Spanish government is in desperate need of money and support against the French invasion. British North America's borders are brought up to the viceroyalty of New Spain.
With Spain occupied in the Peninsular War, independence movements begin to spring up across South America.
Russia with support from Sweden invades the Duchy of Warsaw and bringing into war against the Continental System. The Russian invasion is soon crippled at the Battle of Monki and retreated. Six months later the Russian government agreed to an alliance with France.
1813 CE
The Australian Confederation is formed and declare its independence from the British Empire.
February 22, 1815 CE
Prince George IV begin a sweeping range of reforms among British North America’s middle class. The British North American colonies are declared provinces.
June 22, 1815 CE
Andrew Jackson is elected Governor of Carolina, along with some of his wealthier supporters. The left leaning Jacksonian Party is formed in coincidence with the British North American economic recovery as businesses adapted to the smaller consumer market. The BNA economy would grow slowly, but steadily, for the next three years.
January 1, 1816 CE
British North America begins to support the Mexican Patriots against French-allied Spain.
1818 CE
Napoleon deposed King Joseph I of Spain and write a new constitution giving more power to the secretary of state. The new Spanish government, similar to the regimes in Batavia and Britain, becomes a “Napoleonic Republic”.
December 1, 1820 CE
Spanish royalists concede to defeat in the Mexican War of Independence.
December 20, 1820 CE
Prince George IV invites the leadership of the Mexican Patriots to a celebratory feast at his palace in Williamsburg, Virginia. During a speech, George IV declare a “new British empire under God”. The Holy Britannian Empire is formed. George IV betrays and killed the Mexican leadership after the latter violently objected to surrendering their country under Britannian rule.
After Britannian forces nearly overrun northern Mexico, George IV imposed a treaty with the Mexican Empire into ceding all Mexican territory north of the 29th parallel to Britannia.
January 26, 1821 CE
George III passes away. George IV is crowned Emperor of the Holy Britannian Empire. He would begin a series of reforms molded to Britannian nationalism. Among them includes the reformation of Britannia’s army with ranked names associated with Arthurian legend. Annapolis, Maryland is renewed as the new Capital of the Empire and rechristened as Pendragon.
1829 CE
The Kingdom of Greece is established and becomes a client state of the Continental System.
March 16, 1831 CE
Emperor George IV passes away. He is succeeded by his thirty-five year old daughter, Charlotte. Her husband Sir Andrew Van Horn is consigned to King Consort.
June 1, 1838 CE
The Britannian Parliament passes Empress Charlotte’s slavery reform laws which guarantee the end of slavery through a debt system in which the value of a slave decreases with time spent in slavery and essentially allowing slaves to work their way to freedom.
1842 CE
Britiannian western expansion increases. American Indian lands are forcefully colonized and annexed.
February 25-26, 1853 CE
Six Russian border guards are murdered by a Britannian mob in the Alaskan-Britannian border after a provoked Russian border guard killed a Britannian boy, who had been throwing stones at the guards. Empress Charlotte ordered the Britannian Army under Sir Eugene McDonagh to attack Russian Alaska. Britannia and their ally Portugal declare war on the Continental System, sparking the North American War.
July 14, 1855 CE
Britannia and the Continental System comes to a truce. Britannia inherits Alaska from Russia in exchange for betraying Portugal and selling the country to the Continental System. The Portuguese monarchy, outraged by this trade, is forced into exile to Brazil where they rule the country and its remaining colonies. The final amendment to the peace treaty is turning the Atlantic Ocean into a no man’s land for Britannia and Europe, and establishing a sphere of nonintervention in Britannian and European affairs.
1860 CE
Indochina becomes a French protectorate.
1861 CE
Andre Lamarck publish “Why We Are as We Are” which built on his father’s (Jean-Baptiste Lamarck) work on evolutionary theory. The most popular principle was that “the strongest be let live and the weakest let die.” The book took Britannia by storm, appealing to the predominantly white middle and upper class Britanians in the wake of the end of slavery. Soon Lamarckism shaped all of Britannian society.
1862 CE
The Britannian government passes the Revenue Act of 1862. The encouraged competition between Britannian corporations and individuals, allowing the benefits of advanced technological innovation and devastating to those who could not compete.
1864 CE
Pressured by warhawks in the Britannian Parliament, Empress Charlotte reluctantly declare war on Mexico.
1868 CE
Britannian expansion into Mexico temporarily ends.
April, 1870 CE
The Meiji Uprising occurs in Japan.
1871 CE
The France launched a military expedition against Qing China. Despite crushing China’s antiquated navy, the expedition is soon called off due to France and Europe’s concerns in colonizing Africa.
1876 CE
Empress Charlotte dies. Her son William “the Warlord” took the crown and restarts an aggressive expansion into Mexico.
1878 CE
The last Mexican resistance fighters are crushed. Mexico is absorbed into Britannia.
1880 CE
The Continental System declare war on the Ottoman Empire to “liberate” the kingdoms of Serbia and Romania from Ottoman rule.
1881 CE
The Ottoman Empire sue for peace with the European System. Serbia and Romania are absorbed into the European Continental System.
1886 CE
Napoleon III assumes the French throne.
Emperor William declares war on the Confederation of Central America.
March 25, 1890 CE
Hawaii is forcefully annexed to Britannia as a protectorate.
June, 1892 CE
Traitors in the Portuguese royal guard launch a coup against Brazil's incompetent king Carlos II and takes him and his wife hostage. Turmoil ensues as royalists and Brazilian nationalists war against each other, and forcing the Portuguese government to requesting military aid from Britannia.
October, 1894 CE
Emperor William dies. He is succeeded by his son Harry.
March 1895 CE
The Brazilian nationalists surrender. By then there are more Britannian military personnel which outnumbered the surviving Portuguese military and royalist militia. Carlos II is convinced to surrender his sovereignty to Britannia to accept a place as Britannian viceroy of Brazil.
April 7, 1895 CE
Britannia ends Brazil's slave system and replaced it with the Britannian debt system.
1899 CE
Emperor Harry institute the Area System to administer Britannia’s states and colonies into various area codes.
February 12, 1900 CE
Charles von Britannia is born.
September 17, 1905 CE
Cuba is conquered by Britannia and is made part of Area 5. Soon, the other Caribbean islands under Britannian rule.
March 1, 1906 CE
The Great War erupts between the European Continental System and the Ottoman Empire.
July, 1909 CE
The Great War ends in European victory as the Ottoman government abandons Constantinople. More eight million people are killed in the conflict.
The Continental System has expanded by about a third, nearly encompassing all of Europe. The sheer size and scale of the Continental System motivated Napoleon III to reorganize and rename the alliance into the European Union.
The Ottoman Empire is forced to form a regional union council with the Arab states, forming the Middle East Federation.
April 29, 1914 CE
The Meiji Revolution occurs as Meiji with support from Britannia wage a second successful war against the shogunate.
January 6, 1915 CE
The Japanese shogunate surrender to the Meiji-Britannian coalition. The Japanese Empire is established.
February 12, 1918 CE
Emperor Harry dies. His 49-year old son Henry assumes the Britannian throne.
1919 CE
The Santiago Pact is signed between Britannia and the various South American nations in allowing the latter countries to retain their autonomy in exchange for paying a tithe to the Holy Britannian Empire. This pact was to stop Latin America from distracting Britannia from conquests further abroad.
1920 CE
Britannia invades and conquers New Zealand within a year.
1921 CE
China and India signed a defensive pact known as the Chinese Alliance.
1936 CE
Emperor Henry dies. His son Charles von Britannia becomes Emperor.
August 10, 1954 CE
Britannia invades Japan.
September 2, 1954 CE
Japanese Prime Minister, Genbu Kururugi, dies under mysterious circumstances.
September 5, 1954 CE
Japan surrenders to Britannia and is absorbed into Area 11.
1959 CE
Napoleon IV dies. He is succeeded by his son Napoleon V.
December 2, 1960 CE
The first nuclear reactor is brought online in the European Union.
1961 CE
Knight Captain Cornelia von Britannia led the Royal Guards and five other Knight Orders in a lightning invasion of the Arabian Peninsula to bring the world's oil production under Britannian control.
February 11, 1962 CE
Viceroy of Area 11, Clovis von Britannia, is assassinated by members of the Japanese Liberation Front.
March 1, 1962 CE
Princess Cornelia moves to Tokyo and becomes Viceroy of Area 11. She leads a counterinsurgency against Japanese resistance.
August 21, 1962 CE
Princess Cornelia lay siege on the JLF's base in the Toyama Mountains. Japanese General Katase Tatewaki is killed.
November 21, 1962 CE
France detonates the first nuclear weapon, Agathe, at an underground facility in the Sahara Desert.
September 20, 1963 CE
Leofric von Britannia launched a coup against his father Emperor Charles. Charles is murdered and Leofric declared himself Emperor. Cornelia refuses to recognize her brother as Emperor and becomes an insurgent. Princess Euphemia is made the new viceroy of Japan.
October 27, 1963 CE
Princess Euphemia, unable to cope with the frequent terrorist attacks committed by Cornelia, experienced a nervous breakdown and ordered the decimation of Tokyo’s population. Euphemia is arrested by her own general, Andreas Darlton, and returned to her homeland. The massacre became a public relation nightmare for Emperor Leofric's legitimacy.
October 28, 1963 CE
Napoleon V sent a declaration of war to Emperor Leofric.
October 29, 1963 CE
The Chinese Alliance declare war on Britannia in the name of liberating Japan and saving the Japanese from genocide.
October 30-31, 1963 CE
The Second Battle of the Atlantic. The naval forces of Britannia and the European Union are fought under the command of Leofric and Napoleon V. Britannian naval forces routed their European counterparts. Leofric personally kills Napoleon V and captures the ES
Damocles and its cache of nuclear N8 Regulus cruise missiles.
November 1, 1963 CE
Britannia fires N8 cruise missiles on Lisbon and Nantes.
November 5, 1963 CE
The European Union surrenders to Britannia at a ceremony aboard the rechristened HMS
Damocles. As part of the treaty, France surrenders all their nuclear fuel, knowledge and equipment and disclosed the location of their test facility in the Sahara.
November 7, 1963 CE
Britannia and the Chinese Alliance signed a ceasefire.
November 22, 1963 CE
During a victory tour, Emperor Leofric is assassinated by Princess Cornelia. Leofric's wife Camilla Clasen is made Empress of the Holy Britannian Empire. She would only hold the crown until the 15 year old Princess Nunnally came of age.