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A prominent member of the British Anarcho-Communist Party, Rule Britannia was a 37 year old Muslim woman living in Glasgow that joined AlternateHistory.com in June 2011. She was a tolerant, peace-loving member who was frequently misunderstood, which sadly lead to her banning in November 2011 when she tried to express her admiration for the great Soviet leader Josef Stalin.

Rule Britannia was born to a Pakistani mother and a Polish father in Moscow, on the 31st October, 1974. She grew up on a cannabis plantation in Iraq after her family moved there in 1976, and this lead to her acceptance of drugs and in later life her demands for legalisation of drugs ranging from marijuana to ecstasy.

In 1997 Rule Britannia came out to her family and friends and admitted that she was a lesbian. Later that year, following intolerance in her community, she emigrated to the United Kingdom and moved into a council estate in Glasgow, where she taught people how to speak Arabic for a living.

By 2002 Rule Britannia had caught the attention of the British Anarcho-Communist Party, who admired her open-mindedness and needed a minority member so that they weren't shut down by OFCOM. She joined the Party that year and continues to campaign tirelessly for it.

Rule Britannia was very left-leaning, following in the footsteps of other strongly opinionated female posters such as Archeogeek, was amongst other things shared her views on multiculturalism (loves it, but less than Stalin), Scottish independence (unconditionally for) and geography (insisting that Britain was culturally European).

Surprisingly Rule Britannia was a great lover of French cuisine and culture, and would frequently espouse its superiority over all other European nations. She was also well-known for his support of the European Union and advocated the United Kingdom's federalisation into the supranational entity.

Her loss was mourned greatly by those who knew her and ignored by everyone else.

She will be missed.