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offtopic:northstar [2010/02/05 02:12] RCAF Bratofftopic:northstar [2014/03/18 09:56] (current) – Deleted at the request of Northstar. LordDartz
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-====== About ====== 
  
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-N.  Offensive slang term for the external female genitalia; the labia minora and majora. 
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-Some ginger-headed homo who chances his arm in the hope of free sex with various members' members, in addition to whoring himself through a selection of topless photos that someone may, one day, find attractive. Unlike the recent surge in (actually) desperate-for-sex-and-socially-inept-at-talking-to-girls 'gaysexualists' on AH.Com, Cuntflaps is the real deal when it comes to bum-related tomfoolery with gentlemen. 
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-As to his worklife, it is deliberately vague. Some photos and attestations profess an uncertain military occupation; but everyone knows he has been seen on Crimewatch, as the man in the big coat who touches himself outside primary schools. 
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-His hobbies include talking to gay people, being ginger, and inserting things into himself. 
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-Desperately wishes he were straight for Kayla, but is just too much of a big poofter to pull it off. 
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-This is his favorite photo of himself: 
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-====== Banning ====== 
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-In February of 2010 Northstar was banned for repeated "petty and mean spirited" trolling. 
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