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-N. Offensive slang term for the external female genitalia; the labia minora and majora.
-Some ginger-headed homo who chances his arm in the hope of free sex with various members' members, in addition to whoring himself through a selection of topless photos that some may, one day, find attractive. Unlike the recent surge in (actually) desperate-for-sex-and-socially-inept-at-talking-to-girls 'gaysexualists' on AH.Com, Cuntflaps is the real deal when it comes to bum-related tomfoolery with gentlemen.
-As to his worklife, it is deliberately vague. Some photos and attestations profess an uncertain military occupation; but everyone knows he has been seen on Crimewatch, as the man in the big coat who touches himself outside primary schools.
-His hobbies include talking to gay people, being ginger, and inserting things into himself.
-Desperately wishes he were straight for Kayla, but is just too much of a big poofter to pull it off.
-This is his favorite photo of himself:
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