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-(According to some AH.commer males, at least) The most pixieshly charming and mischievously cute female entity to ever come out of [[Lancashire|the land of botched knockoff Eiffel Towers, dark satanic mills]] and Lancastrian perfidy [citation needed for last entry, possibly vandalised by [[Yorkshire|Yorkies]] ], Jenna-Louise Coleman is supposedly a British/English theatre and television actress from Blackpool. Emphasis on supposedly. We, the AH.commmers that go gaga over her, are certain that she is the long-prophecied "short but peppy smartarse that will restore balance to the Official Pics of Gorgeous Women Thread, in favour of subtle, petite cuties in their late 20s".
+(According to some AH.commer males, at least) The most pixieshly charming and mischievously cute female entity to ever come out of [[Lancashire|the land of botched knockoff Eiffel Towers, dark satanic mills]] and Lancastrian perfidy [citation needed for last entry, possibly vandalised by [[Yorkshire|Yorkies]] ], Jenna-Louise Coleman is supposedly a British/English theatre and television actress from Blackpool. Emphasis on supposedly. We, the AH.commmers that go gaga over her, are certain that she is the long-prophesied "short but peppy smartarse that will restore balance to the Official Pics of Gorgeous Women Thread, in favour of subtle, petite cuties in their late 20s".
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 ==== Quirks ====
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   * Her Clara coming second after Arthur Darvill's Rory in terms of how often she died as the Doctor's companion. Truly, "//[[Doctor Who]]//'s Kenny"...
   * [[http://unaffiliatedcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Clara-Jenna-Louise-Coleman-in-The-Day-of-the-Doctor.png|When she grins...]]
-  * Despite being as "wundrfully" north English as Lancashire hotpot, her given name sounds worthy of a stereotypical US southern belle.
+  * Despite being as "wundrfully" north English as Lancashire hotpot, her full given name sounds worthy of a stereotypical US southern belle.
   * Being, without exception, rather smokin' hot even while dressed in the [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=230724&d=1400267925|most frumpy clothing imaginable]]. And being heartbreakingly cute [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VNC3MzgdhHY/UIBnFKe3zTI/AAAAAAAAM7s/j28OokfV-cc/s1600/jenna-louise-coleman-cycle-dr-who-13.jpg|while wearing a motorbike helmet]]. (Thank you, Jenna's parents !)
   * Dodging the attention of tabloids with almost unprecendented success for a young British actress.
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   * Being very sweet and welcoming [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SMGhWkp5Mg|to her kid fans]].
   * Avocados, avocados, avocados !
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 ==== The Coleman Coalition of AH.com ====
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 A.k.a. The Jenna Coleman Appreciation Society.
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 ==== Guys, here's why you don't have a chance with her ====
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 She's rather busy in her job, ee know ! ("Tha knows" to you Yorkies.)
-She's [[http://mashable.com/2013/03/27/jenna-louise-coleman-interview-doctor-who/|too smart to get stalked by you online]] (tough luck for you, if you want to shower her with gushing complimets).
+She's [[http://mashable.com/2013/03/27/jenna-louise-coleman-interview-doctor-who/|too smart to get stalked by you online]] (tough luck for you, if you want to shower her with gushing compliments).
 She's too independent-minded for ya and your pervy romantic fantasies.
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 ==== See Also ====
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 **[[Creepy Hetero Teens]]**
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